'This town needs an enema.'

[Taro Toporific]

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1 in 4 elementary schoolchildren in Japan suspected of experiencing constipation: study
Mainichi.jp | 2020 Dec. 23
...Japan Toilet Labo sent out survey forms to record one's bowel movements for 10 days -- how many times they went and consistency of stool, among other questions -- to some 10,000 elementary school students across Japan from Nov. 10 to 19...
...The results showed that 24.6% had hard, rabbit dropping-like stool at least twice during the 10-day period. By gender, 27.4% of girls had such stool consistency while the figure was 21.7% among boys. According to a guideline provided by the Japanese Society for Pediatric Neurogastroenterology and other sources, if a person has hard stool or feels pain when defecating for at least once a week
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1 in 4 elementary schoolchildren in Japan suspected of experiencing constipation: study
Mainichi.jp | 2020 Dec. 23
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WOT?!
With all the kancho going on, how can any Japanese schoolchildren be constipated?

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[Coligny]

Just drink the tap water... problem solved...

[Grumpy Gramps]

Hmm, in order to understand the severity of the situation, I had to know, how rabbit poop really looks like. Here is a picture, so you don't have to google one, if you're as thoroughlly worried as I am:

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Yepp, that's,,, pretty bad.