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EVA: Help for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats

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EVA: Help for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat May 15, 2021 11:23 am

Finally there's hope for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats who all have their heads up their butts: EVA: Enteral Ventilation via Anus

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Mammals can breathe through anus in emergencies, Japanese study finds
The Japan Times | 5/15/2021
A study by a team of Japanese scientists has shown it is possible for mammals to absorb oxygen via the anus.
Intrigued by how certain sea creatures breathe through their intestines in emergencies, researchers at Tokyo Medical and Dental University were able to prove the same was true under experimental circumstances for mice, rats and pigs, publishing their findings in the journal Med on Friday.
They say the finding might also apply to humans who are in respiratory distress when ventilators are not available or inadequate....
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called enteral ventilation via anus, or EVA.
“The rectum has a mesh of fine blood vessels just beneath the surface of its lining, which means that drugs administered through the anus are readily absorbed into the bloodstream,” lead author Ryo Okabe said.
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SOME MAMMALS CAN BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTT, SCIENTISTS
Inverse.com | May 14. 2021
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When the {Japanese} research team injected either gaseous or liquid oxygen into the rectums of both rodents and pigs, a procedure known as enteral ventilation via anus (EVA), they found the animals were capable of intestinal breathing.
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Re: EVA: Help for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats

Postby matsuki » Sun May 16, 2021 12:14 am

Not sure I want to see what JAV does with that "discovery."
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Re: EVA: Help for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats

Postby Taka-Okami » Mon May 17, 2021 6:22 pm

matsuki wrote:Not sure I want to see what JAV does with that "discovery."


What bothers me is what kind of mind would even think about coming up with and idea like that to 'research'.

There are some strange cats in J-land tho.
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Re: EVA: Help for Japan's COVID response bureaucrats

Postby matsuki » Wed May 19, 2021 2:20 pm

Taka-Okami wrote:
matsuki wrote:Not sure I want to see what JAV does with that "discovery."


What bothers me is what kind of mind would even think about coming up with and idea like that to 'research'.

There are some strange cats in J-land tho.


In the land of casual kancho buttplay and toilets with butthole massage settings, I'm not too surprised.
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