"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[SovietSupreme]

Our Glorious Comrades in Best Korea really know how to throw a military parade with thunderous flyovers of Antonov An-2 biplanes...

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Peace overture? No ballistic missiles seen in North Korea’s 70th anniversary parade
RT | 9 Sep, 2018 08:36
...No ICMBs were showcased in Pyongyang as the country celebrated its 70th anniversary on Sunday. The parade held in Kim Il-Sung Square focused more on conventional weapons instead, such as tanks and rocket launchers. Some of the hardware featured traditional anti-US and anti-imperialist slogans.
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Antonov An-2 biplane

[matsuki]

I think I know what the Trump response will be...

[jingai]

They are using biplanes??? Nice to see planes from the first Korean War still in use.

[Taro Toporific]

They are using biplanes??? Nice to see planes from the first Korean War still in use.

According to thedrive.com the ancient An-2 biplanes are a not-so-stupid strategy to fly super low at slow garbage-truck like speed, penetrating deep into South Korean on one-way, suicide missions to deliver their shock troops deep behind the DMZ.

One Of North Korea's Most Dangerous Weapons Is The Ancient An-2 Biplane
North Korea's massive fleet of clunky old Soviet-era biplanes has a far more sinister purpose than many realize.
thedrive.com | Aug. 27, 2017
...The photo in question shows a gaggle of An-2 biplanes dropping North Korean commandos at low altitude. At first glance it just looks like another canned and somewhat laughable military display by the North Koreas, but it's actually relevant practice for what North Korea has planned for the opening hours of an all-out conflict on the peninsula.

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[matsuki]

Target practice much? All they need to do is start selling video games of this in worst Korea and the whole thing will be a disaster.

[Russell]

Otto Warmbier's parents to seek $1 BILLION in compensation from North Korea, over claims its agents tortured and killed the American student

[SovietSupreme]

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Greetings Comrades!
As you suffer in the grim, gray, over-crowded slums of Japan's capitalist tricksters and political imbeciles, please enjoy these videos of the beauty of the True Workers Paradise, Best Korea!

More: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_SdxswlRA

[matsuki]

Love the effect it has on traffic!

[Mike Oxlong]

Why, it appears they haven't even managed ubiquitous access to the concrete utility pole. One foot in the Stone-Age!

[Grumpy Gramps]

Looks like lots of room to breathe overthere. No real rush hour, subway has a space to sit for everyone, even on the football field there were, I think, less than 22 people. Very hang-loose. A dream!

[SovietSupreme]

... they only make comedies in North Korea?

SEASON'S GREETING'S COMRADES!

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BEST Korea Missile Tests Are 'Deeply Counterproductive'
TIME.com | Dec. 11, 2019
...Korea has carried out 13 ballistic missile launches {at Japan} since May to pressure... substantial concessions before the new year.
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[Taro Toporific]

SEASON'S GREETING'S COMRADES!

BEST Korea Missile Tests Are 'Deeply Counterproductive'
TIME.com | Dec. 11, 2019
...Korea has carried out 13 ballistic missile launches {at Japan} since May to pressure... substantial concessions before the new year.
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Just now, NHK reported, then cancelled their report that North Korea had fired a missile that fell about 2,000 km off Hokkaido's coast.

Japanese Broadcaster Mistakenly Issues North Korea Missile Alert
Bloomberg|Dec 27, 2019
Amid heightened tensions between North Korea and the U.S., Japan's national broadcaster NHK issued an alert saying the Asian nation had launched a missile -- only to retract it in error minutes later.
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https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASMDW05VTMDVUTIL06F.html

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Note that this is the second time that NHK has made this mistake in the past two years.

Japan Broadcaster Joins Hawaii in Issuing False Missile Alert
bloomberg.com | January 2018
Japanese national broadcaster NHK issued a false alert about a North Korean missile launch, adding to questions about...

[Marked Trail]

Japanese Broadcaster Mistakenly Issues North Korea Missile Alert
Bloomberg|Dec 27, 2019
Amid heightened tensions between North Korea and the U.S., Japan's national broadcaster NHK issued an alert saying the Asian nation had launched a missile -- only to retract it in error minutes later.
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NHK sent out this screaming keitai warning too, damn.

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[Taro Toporific]

It's called 'fashion,' look it up...

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[Russell]

China sends team including medical experts to advise on North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, sources say

Delegation led by a senior member of the Chinese Communist Party’s International Liaison Department left Beijing on Thursday amid reports of leader’s poor health

News of visit comes after Donald Trump, South Korean government play down suggestions Kim is seriously ill


China has sent a team including medical experts to North Korea to advise on the hermit state’s leader Kim Jong-un, according to three people familiar with the situation.

The trip comes amid conflicting reports about Kim’s health, but Reuters was unable to immediately determine what it signalled.

A delegation led by a senior member of the Chinese Communist Party’s International Liaison Department left Beijing on Thursday, two of the people said. The department is the main Chinese body dealing with North Korea.

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Daily NK, a website based in the South Korean capital Seoul, reported earlier in the week that Kim was recovering after undergoing a cardiovascular procedure on April 12. It cited one unnamed source in North Korea.

South Korean government officials and a Chinese official with the liaison department challenged subsequent reports suggesting Kim was in grave danger after surgery. South Korean officials said they had detected no signs of unusual activity in North Korea.

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In case you guys think the situation would become even better in Best Korea were the dear leader to pass away, think again. His supposed successor is his younger sister Kim Yo-jong, who does not appear to be a person of mellow character...

[Russell]

MORE rumors claim Kim Jong Un is dead: China-backed journalist claims North Korean dictator has died while Japanese report says dictator is in a vegetative state

• A delegation of Chinese doctors have been dispatched to North Korea
• Comes amid rumours that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is in poor health
• Japanese media outlet claims Jong-un is in a vegetative state after surgery
• On Thursday, Trump downplayed earlier reports that Kim was gravely ill

New rumors are circulating claiming that Kim Jong Un has died - including a top Hong Kong journalist.

Vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television Shijian Xingzou says that a 'very solid source' has told her Kim Jonh Un has died.

Separately, one Japanese media outlet claims that the North Korean dictator is in a 'vegetative state' after he underwent heart surgery.

China has dispatched a team to North Korea including medical experts to advise on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, according to three people familiar with the situation.

The trip by the Chinese doctors and officials comes amid conflicting reports about the health of the North Korean leader, with western outlets unable to immediately determine what the trip by the Chinese team signaled in terms of Kim's health.

A report by the weekly Shukan Gendai in Japan claimed on Friday that North Korea's dictator us currently in a 'vegetative state' after having heart surgery earlier in the month.

The outlet cited a Chinese medic who is believed to have been sent as part of the team to treat Kim Jong Un after a delay in a simple heart procedure had left the leader severely ill.

The source cited by the news outlet claimed that Jong Un was visiting the countryside when he clutched his chest and fell to the ground. A doctor with him at the time is said to have performed CPR and accompanied him to a hospital.

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So, the question now is, is Kim Jong Un dead, or is Kim Jong undead?

Heck, I almost start to believe Kim followed Trump's health advice...

[matsuki]

CCP killing everyone!! Was it the rona or just a shitty physician?

Seriously though, methinks North Korea will be the next chunk of land that is "reclaimed as ancient Chinese territory." Or they could go low-key and just soft takeover and pull the strings. Either way, the CCP won't want the US-ally South Korea to reclaim it and be on their border.

***Any adult that injects themselves with disinfectant deserves to be disinfected from the gene pool...

[SovietSupreme]

#KIMJONGUNDEAD

Comrades may I present our first female Greatest Leader, Kim Yo Jong.

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https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/04/25/ ... ear-death/
UNCONFIRMED: N. Korea Leader Kim Jong-Un Near Death After Heart Surgery Unconfirmed rumors claim North Korea's 'Supreme Leader' Kim Jong-un has died, or is near death with no hope of recovery.

[Russell]

Latest news has it that Kim Jong Un will donate his body for scientific purposes to the Institute of Cetacean Research...

[Grumpy Gramps]

I was surprised that the first title didn't read:

China sends team including medical experts to get advice from North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, sources say

That is, what I'd usually expect from these types of press release titles, so there's clearly something amiss.

But then, the Norks would surely profit from a little female touch, warmhaeartedness and beauty:


Look, she really is smiling, not trying to bite you,,,I think.

[Taro Toporific]

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[Russell]

How a doubutsu （動物） became a shokubutsu （植物）...

[Russell]

[Russell]

After emulating Schrödinger's cat for three weeks, it looks like Kim has finally been observed in public, causing his wave function to collapse into the Alive eigenstate.

Kim Jong Un is alive. And he’s ... at a fertilizer factory

[Mike Oxlong]

Jesus, get some better sources man.
https://nypost.com/2020/05/01/kim-jong- ... ad-report/

[SovietSupreme]

Comrads!
Let's shroom farm happy!

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"Let's boost the mushroom farming!"
Democratic People's Republic of Korea poster, 2014

[Buraku]

The days of USA as World Police Force will be Over? So then who else gets to Police the World when Team 'Murica steps back?

Sen. Bernard Sanders said he's uncomfortable with Neo-Lioberal social media companies banning President Donald Trump
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... th-donald/

Perhaps former Soviet States have become mroe free while the West goes more Bolsevik, Cuban, Fascist or the West goes Communist? Professor Suspended After Denying Canada Is A Racist Country And Criticizing BLM
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/pro ... cizing-blm
people of Venezuela voted for this. Democratic socialism so then a crazy war mongering idea of Invading them isn't the solution? Get this from the military industrial complex: Venezuela "poses a direct threat to the United States"
https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/05/ ... -doorstep/
Duckworth urges Biden to demand Turkey curb attacks on Syrian Kurds.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/05/0 ... den-485454
Turkey's president slams Biden's acknowledgment of Armenian genocide
https://news.yahoo.com/turkeys-presiden ... 27203.html


pull my finger....poop farts...north korea did it honest!
Super hack attack?


N. Korea offended by Biden remarks
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/202 ... n-remarks/

What do t he Libertarian Bernies think?


Donald Trump launches new communications platform after a BigTech Communist Fascism Global Corp style Twitter and Facebook ban
https://www.news.com.au/technology/onli ... 1720ae2e73
Trump wanted to ban Tik Tocks but instead Facebook and Twitter Banned Donald Trump

After being banned from Facebook and Twitter, Donald Trump finally now has his own blog


Are the Bernie Libertarians still Ridin' With Biden?



Biden and the BLM Antifa gangs Looting and Burning? Bernie Sanders slams restoring tax deduction that benefited San Franshitsco California as giveaway to 'wealthy and powerful'. Bernie Sanders Wants Big Murica and the Wall Street To Pay For Free College
https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/ar ... 166137.php


North Korea: Biden 'made a big blunder' by labelling it a security threat
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/3002 ... ity-threat

Biden news: US told more attacks coming after pipeline hack as GOP lawmaker likens party to Titanic
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... tml?page=1

going into summer vacation season, there’s an unheard of cyber attack that totally shuts down 1/3 of the countries gas supply (almost all red states with, anti-Biden, no COVID restrictions) - and the Biden is going to be blaming what...some Low IQ Wakanda dude in Somalia with a fucking mobile cell phone did it? Russia Pissgate again? or North Korea?



What will the youth of today believe?
https://gab.com/bdmarotta/posts/106213929212308703

[SovietSupreme]

Comrades!
I couldn't help but to forward this advice from Dearest Leader.

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DPRK News Service
@DPRK_News
Marshal Kim Jong-Un urges dear friend Donald Trump to reinstate himself as soon as possible, in order to resume fruitful and productive negotiations for peace and prosperity in Korea. 12:13 AM · Aug 14, 2021

Until then, Marshal Kim requests reinstatement of former US Ambassador Dennis Rodman.

And news closer to home...

Brinkwire | 2021-August-07
Last month, Britain announced that two warships would be deployed in Asian waters, with the HMS Queen Elizabeth and escort ships sailing to Japan next month through the hotly contested region. According to the British Embassy in Tokyo, the British ships will not have a permanent base.

North Korea’s Foreign Ministry has reacted angrily to the decision, arguing that London should concentrate on Brexit rather than “restoring its falling status.”

“The UK, which is exacerbating the situation by sending warships into the faraway Asia-Pacific region, is using our ‘threat’ as an excuse,” the ministry said in a statement.

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[Buraku]

North Korea Gives Props to 'Squid Game' for Critiquing South Korea's 'Beastly' Realities of Capitalism
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news ... m-1241446/

this otaku hikokumuri guy just ate a helium balloon?

as for Netflix?
https://themoderatevoice.com/the-contro ... really-is/

[Buraku]

North Korea claims Covid arrived on 'alien things' near border

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-62005220