No more monkeying around - foreigners & Fukushima blamed

[Taro Toporific]

Nikko Monkey Corps disbands
Foreign monkey men have returned home ... nuclear accident blamed
Mainichi Shimbun August 16, 2013 (loose, goofy Google Translate)
The final curtain is dropping on the Nikko Monkey Corps (nikko saru gundan), the famous monkey school in Nikko, Tochigi Prefecture at the end of the year because lack of foreign trainers. Nikko Monkey Corps had been a popular theme park...but after Fukushima nuclear accident, foreign trainers ran away. In addition, the Monkey Corps was aging making training difficult...
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...after the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant accident, there was a shortage foreign trainers since they all returned home. To teach the monkey tricks difficult and monkeys can be gay, was aging [sic].

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日光猿軍団:年内解散へ…原発事故で外国人調教師が帰国
毎日新聞　2013年08月16日　
　猿の集団芸「お猿の学校」で知られる栃木県日光市のテーマパーク「日光猿軍団」が調教師不足などを理由に年内で幕を下ろすことが１６日、日光猿軍団への取材で分かった...
...しかし、東京電力福島第１原発事故後、外国人調教師が帰国して調教師が不足。サルに芸を教えることが難しくなり、芸ができるサルも高齢化していた。

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[wagyl]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

[matsuki]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

I prefer the term スーパーホモ when referring to ニッポンザル...and then there's those gay monkeys

[Coligny]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

So google translation also joined the dark side ? Was one of the last thing working half decently...

MEANWHILE...

Maybe I'm missing on an private joke...

But I think the proper writing is 'blamed' not 'blaimed'...

Also...

I they need someone to sadistically murder the monkeys... They can call me anytime...

[Russell]

Training monkeys is exclusively a foreign skill?!?

[Taro Toporific]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

Oh, it gets better...芸がで is sort of the "da gay"

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(芸 = gei like in geisha)

[wagyl]

Training monkeys is exclusively a foreign skill?!?

I think it is probably similar to nursing elderly in homes is becoming a foreign skill: they can't get Japanese to take the job on and the foreign folk are cheaper. You do start to wonder what visa category was used, though...

[Taro Toporific]

I think the proper writing is 'blamed' not 'blaimed'...

Thanks.

Also...
I they need someone to sadistically murder the monkeys... They can call me anytime...

[Coligny]

Maybe it's my colonialist mind...
But I always found normal to let immigrant have priority acces to low skills jobs.
First, none of todays local wankers would do them
2nd for France, if, with free education the locals can't get a better job... Fuck them...
3rd It's not because a job is hard that it's useless. People moving in a country to pick the trash or clear the sewers just to be able to send money back to their families deserve a fucking medal.

In France, since the 60's not a single building would have been raised without first the arab workforce then the Portuguese. I've done several summer jobs on construction sites... French teams were spending their time between wanking and complaining at them fureigner taking them jerbs... Portuguese were just getting shit done.

[sublight]

Training monkeys is exclusively a foreign skill?!?

[add eikaiwa joke here]

[GomiGirl]

Maybe it's my colonialist mind...
But I always found normal to let immigrant have priority acces to low skills jobs.
First, none of todays local wankers would do them
2nd for France, if, with free education the locals can't get a better job... Fuck them...
3rd It's not because a job is hard that it's useless. People moving in a country to pick the trash or clear the sewers just to be able to send money back to their families deserve a fucking medal.

In France, since the 60's not a single building would have been raised without first the arab workforce then the Portuguese. I've done several summer jobs on construction sites... French teams were spending their time between wanking and complaining at them fureigner taking them jerbs... Portuguese were just getting shit done.

OMG - this is one of the first posts in which I agree with you. But just insert [Australia] For [France].

Must be the heat - I think I need to lie down.

[Samurai_Jerk]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

What's really strange is if you put サルに芸を教えることが難しくなり、芸ができるサルも高齢化していた into Google you get "monkeys can be gay" but if you just translate 芸ができるサル it gives you "monkeys can be art".

[wagyl]

It is almost impressive that machine translation can convert 芸ができるサル to "monkeys can be gay."

What's really strange is if you put サルに芸を教えることが難しくなり、芸ができるサルも高齢化していた into Google you get "monkeys can be gay" but if you just translate 芸ができるサル it gives you "monkeys can be art".

Evidently even Google Translate realises that context is important. It needs a lot of fine tuning, but it is maybe better in this aspect than a lot of translation clients.
You do start to wonder what bilingual corpus they are using which gets these results.

[Coligny]

Maybe it's my colonialist mind...
But I always found normal to let immigrant have priority acces to low skills jobs.
First, none of todays local wankers would do them
2nd for France, if, with free education the locals can't get a better job... Fuck them...
3rd It's not because a job is hard that it's useless. People moving in a country to pick the trash or clear the sewers just to be able to send money back to their families deserve a fucking medal.

In France, since the 60's not a single building would have been raised without first the arab workforce then the Portuguese. I've done several summer jobs on construction sites... French teams were spending their time between wanking and complaining at them fureigner taking them jerbs... Portuguese were just getting shit done.

OMG - this is one of the first posts in which I agree with you. But just insert [Australia] For [France].

Must be the heat - I think I need to lie down.

Now if you want some scary stuff. During the last 14th july parade there was a police unit from a new special branch. They setup a special program reserved to people who failed to graduate highschool so they can join the police force anyway.

Basically, they are carefully selecting the best idiots, the bottom of the bottom of the barrel to give them a uniform, a badge and a gun...

The most ridiculous part being that highschool graduation test cost pennies to register for, is only aboot the last year curiculum. Can be taken at any age (not uncommon for really old people to take it because they started working during the war and couldn't do then or after, just for pride). And can be taken as many times, once a year, as long as you are alive. So instead of taking these idiots to a bootcamp in a remote island and tell them they wont leave before they graduate, they instead give them a job and teach them to kick blacks and arabs...

[Buraku]

Enraged monkeys get revenge? take part in HOLOCAUST WARS kill 250 DOGS by throwing them from heights in India
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ights.html
Murder Monkeys killed 250 dogs for revenge
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/horrif ... WBWCKVQUI/

Mother caught trying to flush her pet monkey down the toilet and offering it cocaine is spared jail
https://nation.lk/online/mother-caught- ... 51944.html

Seems like Monkeys go fishing to survive harsh Japanese winters
https://phys.org/news/2021-11-monkeys-f ... anese.html

[Coligny]

Monkeys in an Indian town hunt dogs for revenge after a baby monkey was killed. Video / Twitter

No, they don’t have half the brain needed for that and can’t give a flying fuck about their young.
Sometimes the mother worry a whole 5minutes before being distracted by a mango on the roadside.

Now a pack revenge against dogs… don’t know what real reason they are covering up but this one don’t really held.
Starting with… if they were enough to kill 250 dogs how come they were not able to protect the “baaaaaybeeeeezzz” especially since dogs tend to play rough with monkeys, are not at a size advantage with these fucking abomination of spider monkeys who are also usually grippy as fuck with their crotch turds.
Jungle feline against monkeys, quick and brutal, could understand the rage and impotence.

[Coligny]

Spider monkey and bayyyybeeee. Also known as “nightmare fuel” but make the Mon-Karens wet anyway:
(Traditionnal karens cop out is to say they have 400 trajillions muscles in their face to precisely express all emotions in the world -including the despair of a check engine light on a 74 C3 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray- and something something something that’s why their are sometime unsettling in their human likeness. A cat bunghole have 1 sphincter and would be a better tool to report the position of Doenitz wolfpack in the atlantic, type, crew, armament loadout in 1 fart than the window to hell dead stare of these eldritch abomination…)

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Monkey versus cat:

“Welcome to -destination fucked- population: you, enjoy our 2 for 1 special…”

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Explanation: the mother got fucked but the crotch turd decided to hang around to suck the tits dry before milk got stale, except greediness didn’t factor in the fact that the cat didn’t have time to fuck around and had important cat shit to do on his list… that fucking dead stare though…

[Buraku]

Planet of the Monkey

Monkeys in an Indian town hunt dogs for revenge after a baby monkey was killed. Video / Twitter

No, they don’t have half the brain needed for that and can’t give a flying fuck about their young.
Sometimes the mother worry a whole 5minutes before being distracted by a mango on the roadside.

Now a pack revenge against dogs… don’t know what real reason they are covering up but this one don’t really held.
Starting with… if they were enough to kill 250 dogs how come they were not able to protect the “baaaaaybeeeeezzz” especially since dogs tend to play rough with monkeys, are not at a size advantage with these fucking abomination of spider monkeys who are also usually grippy as fuck with their crotch turds.
Jungle feline against monkeys, quick and brutal, could understand the rage and impotence.

Two killer monkeys captured in India after ‘revenge’ massacre of 250 dogs
https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/monkeys-w ... india/amp/

[Coligny]

South african solution

[Buraku]

'Hit Monkey'

they now make cartoons, movies and comics where a hired assassin monkey go around killing humans.
https://collider.com/hit-monkey-marvel- ... haracters/

[Coligny]

Pretty sure watching paint dry is more fun than most movies or tv shows these days. Especially with the Apple/Amazon exclusives…
Hell… they even managed to give a terminal fistfucking to evangelion… storyline going now through

That’s complicated
Wait, makes no sense
Ok whatever
Make it stop make it stop make it stop…

No amount of underage boob molesting could save the trainwreck…

Also…

Mojo Jojo…

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[Buraku]

Cancer patients seek damages from Fukushima nuclear plant

https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireS ... t-84990964

Japan steps up EuroFaggotry surveillance amid growing monkeypox

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20220524_13/

Gay men could be targeted with monkeypox vaccine as experts fear infected are slipping under radar

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... radar.html

[Coligny]

Get ready for new vaccines so efficient they need booster shots every 6 month.

[Buraku]

Court reduces compensation for residents forced to leave their homes near Fukushima
https://www.asianews.it/news-en/Court-r ... 55980.html

Kishida visits Fukushima village where off-limits zone will be lifted
https://www.ntv.co.jp/englishnews/artic ... yu5mp.html

[Taka-Okami]

But the Climate Nazis want plant food to be banned, so they need nuclear.

LOL.