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Rob Pongi, I am will destroy you

Postby SovietSupreme » Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:02 pm

Greetings Rob Pongi! Please am allow me to introducing my self. I am great Russian evil villain, Soviet Supreme. I have team up with Evil Pongi to am destroy you. I will engage war with you. Consider it not possible to win against Evil Pongi and Soviet Supreme. This will be real show for people to see evil will win. We will crush you!
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Postby kotatsuneko » Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:22 pm

heh watch out my fellow traveller..

da Pongi got him group o' pipe smokin knife wielding ladies.. dey may be married but dem fine females be legends .. word my potato drinking fiend..^^
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Re: Rob Pongi, I am will destroy you

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:27 pm

SovietSupreme wrote: I am great Russian evil villain, Soviet Supreme!!u!


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Postby tiger tanaka » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:01 am

Ahh Soviet Supreme, you speak with much pinko bravado, brought on by corrupt Stalinist agents of propoganda that are dwelling in your mind. Do not dare cross me and my capitalist and very sexy assistant Kissy Suzuki, for we shall stomp on you like the Bolshevik hard-shelled bug that you are..

We will meet you on the geo-political battlefield, you Leninist cretin..

Tiger and Kissy


Rob Pongi forever!!

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Postby vince » Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:36 am

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SCAREY PONGEY!!!
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:46 am

Now that is scarry!! I bet soviet surpreme and evil pongi are shiting in their pants as we speak. ^_^
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Postby vince » Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:40 pm

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MISOGAMY - hatred of marriage
MISOGYNY - hatred of women
MISOLOGY - hatred of reasoning

MISOPONGY - HATRED OF PONGI!!!! (ooooh noooo!) :shakeh:
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Postby Andocrates » Mon Jul 21, 2003 2:10 pm

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Rob, You can do eett!!
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Postby tidbits » Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:01 pm

MISOPONGY - HATRED OF PONGI!!!! (ooooh noooo!)


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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:18 pm

Jeez.... I think Rob's computer needs a breathalizer. ;)
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I victorious will be

Postby SovietSupreme » Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:23 am

yes Rob Pongi!! HA HA HA you should be scare. no body in earth can win against Soviet Supreme! I combone power with Evil Pongi. Your weapons of plastic hammer and banana can not help you when i use my Soviet Sock! The smell so bad make onion cry. Smell will bend and melt your hammer and banana!! HA HA HA! You can never find seceret Soviet hideout. It hidden under great snow. I will find you in street and battle when my Soviet slaves are complete. We will battle in Tokyo soon. Then I and Evil Pongi will take over show!!! HA HA HA HA!!!

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good vs evil

Postby AlbertSiegel » Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:28 am

I'll start taking bets!!

Rob Pongi

Vs.

Soviet Supreme & Evil Pongi


You know... I think you need a mate Rob. Maybe time you get a hot school girl dressed like Sailor Moon!! LOL!! That would be great!! Pongi Vs Pongi!! Soviet Vs SlutInDress!!! I love it!!!
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tell time will

Postby SovietSupreme » Tue Jul 22, 2003 1:55 pm

HA! Rob Pongi, you and secret assistant will not be match for Evil Pongi and Soviet Supreme. Her hipnotic boobs will not be enough to win. I will take her to my control as I have Evil Pongi. Soon world will know power that is Soviet Supreme!! I wll use secret soviet weapon.

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Comades Unite! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:10 pm

SovietSupreme wrote:...I have team up with Evil Pongi to am destroy you. I will engage war with you. Consider it not possible to win against Evil Pongi and Soviet Supreme. This will be real show for people to see evil will win. We will crush you!


WILL WILL BURY YOU! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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Postby kotatsuneko » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:08 pm

marvel and dc are sitting in their own stink..

only smith could produce anything close..

Pongi Tono is surely supreme?

and nicely showed us some... tits! damn, seems Taro has a rival in the hot pics dept..,

of all the special powers and super moves in his repartee, there is the super move, which only takes up one energy charge.. the

d, dr, r, d, dr, r ppp move.... the Pongi uplifting lets happy move...

somehow the dude always raises a smile, often a spray of tea at the screen... no matter what dastardly adversary scuttles out of the shadows, the great , the masterful, the lecherous, the all round nice guy dammit Pongi shall triumph... as he has the love, the utmost respect and the appreciation of ALL f*cked gaijin, be they in this land or waiting to return..

rob pongi we rub u!

leeeeeettttttsss Pongi!

the women seem to like him too... ^^ lucky bastad! :lol:
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Re: I victorious will be

Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jul 29, 2003 1:04 am

[quote="Rob Pongi"][But I have new TOP SECRET assistant:

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I cannnot reveal her name or unveil her completely yet, but I will soon and THEN YOU WILL BECOME SO STIFF LIKE SNOWMAN IN SIBERIA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(But probably me too! ]

I know who she is!!! I'd recognize that hair and that bust ANYWHERE!!!

It's AI CHAN
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Japan is The Ideal Communist Regime

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:07 am

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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:25 am

I honestly wish death on the loudspeaker people.
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Choki choki

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:36 am

AssKissinger wrote:I honestly wish death on the loudspeaker people.


I carried wirecutters for years when commuting on the JR and used them to quiet my enviroment. :twisted:
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:42 am

In my shit knocker commie village you gotta do some hella serious climbing to get to the wires. I have scoped it out. It seems so much easier to just stomp a mudhole in baba's ass. The wire cutters are probably the way, however. How long do you think it would be before they a) figured out it was me b)replaced the wires c)drummed my non-commie ass out of town?
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Re: I victorious will be

Postby mr. sparkle » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:24 pm

SovietSupreme wrote:yes Rob Pongi!! HA HA HA you should be scare. no body in earth can win against Soviet Supreme!

You puny, puny man. Everyone knows The PONGI ARMY rules the wasteland. In fact we will thoroughly destroy you! Do not underestimate our combined power! We are not scared! In fact, we are indestructible.
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SovietSupreme wrote:I combone power with Evil Pongi.

So whatsky? We have secret weapons to foil the Evil one. You see, we know his weaknesses. Here are some proto-pipes, uh-I mean proto-TYPES for your inspection. The Japanese have perfected the manufacture of these potent weapons, although they don't have the fuel required to power them. You can find this fuel in abundance in Northern California and the greater Pacific Northwest of the U.S.

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we have perfected the weapons to foil evil pongi

Even our great president approves of our weapon!
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"Finally! The perfect weapon to ice Evil Pongi!"

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final testing of the weapon - as designed by Gen. G. Jean

SovietSupreme wrote:Your weapons of plastic hammer and banana can not help you when i use my Soviet Sock! The smell so bad make onion cry. Smell will bend and melt your hammer and banana!! HA HA HA!

We will WIN the smell war with an odor more foul than even YOU can imagine. BONGWATERMAN will spray you with his noxious concoction!
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the fetid stench of bongwater man!

SovietSupreme wrote:You can never find seceret Soviet hideout. It hidden under great snow.

Not a problem S.S. - you see we will put the PONGI PATROL on your ugly ass and flush you out. They know your weakness as well!
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The Pongi Patrol gearing up for the capture of SovietSupreme

SovietSupreme wrote:I will find you in street and battle when my Soviet slaves are complete. We will battle in Tokyo soon. Then I and Evil Pongi will take over show!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
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Bring it on baby! We'll be ready! :shroom: :shroom: :shroom:
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Postby DjMitch_UK » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:23 am

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!

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Re: SS & EP's plot revealed

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:15 pm

SovietSupreme wrote:HA! Rob Pongi, you and secret assistant will not be match for Evil Pongi and Soviet Supreme. Her hipnotic boobs will not be enough to win. I will take her to my control as I have Evil Pongi. Soon world will know power that is Soviet Supreme!! I wll use secret soviet weapon.

USSR!

Our man in North Korea has smuggled out photos suggesting that SovietSupreme has indeed put Rob Pongi's assistant-with-the-hipnotic-boobs to use, in a devious plan to produce an army of triplets ...

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SMH wrote:... North Korean triplets sleep at a government-run baby home in Wonsan city, Kangwon province. Photo: AFP


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And Gundam has the answer

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:18 pm

The Gundam armouryhas already developed a counter-weapon:

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3-barrel gun

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Re: Rob Pongi, I am will destroy you

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:19 pm

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Postby SovietSupreme » Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:31 pm

He is true hero!

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Re: SS & EP's plot revealed

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:08 pm

I previously wrote: ... Our man in North Korea has smuggled out photos suggesting that SovietSupreme has indeed put Rob Pongi's assistant-with-the-hipnotic-boobs to use, in a devious plan to produce an army of triplets ...

And things are developing alarming quickly ...
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Re: SS & EP's plot revealed

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:15 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:
I previously wrote: ... Our man in North Korea has smuggled out photos suggesting that SovietSupreme has indeed put Rob Pongi's assistant-with-the-hipnotic-boobs to use, in a devious plan to produce an army of triplets ...

And things are developing alarming quickly ...
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/07/ ... ders,0.jpg[/img]


But they are SOUTH Korean babes meaning they are spies??????
http://smh.com.au/ftimages/2004/07/07/1089000227028.html
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Re: SS & EP's plot revealed

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:32 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:... But they are SOUTH Korean babes meaning they are spies?????? ...

There can be no other explanation.

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I wonder which of the FG's (in the interests of western democracy) would be willing to take on that trio ... :?:

I nominate AK as flightleader but he'll need a few trusty wingmen ... :wink:
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Dalek technology

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:37 pm

A further photograph that has surfaced,
adding fuel to the fire of this conspiarcy theory ...

Rumoured experimentation with Dr Who technology is allegedly behind an army of
Dalek-Human Hybrids! ("DHH"):

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And here, possibly, is the couple responsible for the hydrids ...
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