How do I tell a fellow FG the bad news?

[djgizmoe]

I don't know, j-slapper. You're treading a fine line..
Why don't you invite him on Jerry Springer?
GJ

Agreed, GJ. J-slapper I think you're getting off a little too much on this whole tattle-tail thing. C'mon, admit it, you just want to be witness to a 'scene', right? You tell the guy, he freaks out, feels he has to act macho around three guys, goes off on Yuki, she runs off crying and bleeding, "Yeah, the slut got what she deserved!", it's Miller Time!

Sounds like a great way to spend an evening...

[sillygirl]

Yo daddio! Wuz da dilly yo?

Did you tell him yet?

Update please!!!

[AssKissinger]

he freaks out, feels he has to act macho around three guys, goes off on Yuki, she runs off crying and bleeding

Why do chicks cry so much when they're on the rag?

[Akisa]

I think that you like her and are trying to break up her relationship. You will be doing the FG no favor by telling him this, I am sure he already knows anyway. Think about it. You were with her alone for how long, and how many times did she get a phone call? Not to mention if he spends anytime with her in public near gaijin, he would notice her attraction to them. I bet he doesn't care. If you want to help him, then help her. Tell her how you feel.

[American Oyaji]

I had a similar situation.

When I got to Japan, a guy in my unit took me out on the town and he was with his girl. Well, he was a bit of a "player", and while he was making the rounds in the club, she wanted to dance and asked to dance with me. I asked if it was cool and he said yeah. (I now know that dancing is just that...DANCING...unless....) We were dancing and she led me further back into a dark corner of the dance floor and proceeded to kiss me...WELL. Blew my mind.

Anyway, another day, I'm in his dorm room and she's there and we're all drinking and he goes to take a leak and she sits on my lap and kisses me with ice in my mouth. (I was inexperienced and it blew my mind AGAIN).

Well, one day, he's at work and I knock on the door and she answers and pulls me in. She wants to get busy. There were a couple of problems...
1. She didn't pass the sniff test. Wasn't bad, except...

2. I didn't have any rubbers and the rubbers that were there were
Japanese size. I tried, but they didnt fit. Couldnt even get it past the tip.

3. I was gonna go raw, I mean, we're both butt naked and she's on all fours ready to get ridden and I'm harder than superman's kneecap and it hit me (I had been drinking). What the FUCK am I doing about to bone a co-workers girl on HIS bed and what if he comes home and I'm on the downstroke!!!? And what if I catch something from this girl??!?!

I pulled my pants on REAL quick. I told her I had to go to work.

A few months later, me and this guy are pretty good friends and he tells me he's gonna buy her this $200 dollar coat she wanted and he's talking about her maybe being THE ONE. I'm like bullshit man. I told him right then and there everything that went down between me and her. Our friendship changed. We were cool, and every now and then if we were drunk he'd mention if all the boys were together and we'd laugh about it.

But he respected it and said so. He was even happier that I DIDN'T hit it.
I didnt tell him how close I was. I just told him she wanted to.

Anyway. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

100% true.

[kamome]

3. I was gonna go raw, I mean, we're both butt naked and she's on all fours ready to get ridden and I'm harder than superman's kneecap and it hit me (I had been drinking). What the FUCK am I doing about to bone a co-workers girl on HIS bed and what if he comes home and I'm on the downstroke!!!? And what if I catch something from this girl??!?!

I know that fear. Banging some chick without a condom is scary as hell. I won't do it. It's like jumping into a pit of vipers.

[AssKissinger]

I know that fear. Banging some chick without a condom is scary as hell.

For the first three fucks you'd better wear a condom but most guys can fuck the poison out of a chick by the fourth time so that's when we start going in raw.

I'm not the type to eat it up/ I'm the type to go in raw dog and seed it up

[Big Booger]

They need some kind of beaver litmus test or something..

Red= GET OUTTA THAT STANK

Blue= IT'S ALL GOOD




Really I've never injected my schlong in a girl without putting on the snakeskin. I mean, I don't want a cauliflower penis...

[AssKissinger]

Really I've never injected my schlong in a girl without putting on the snakeskin

Never I think that's just a bunch of BIG BOOGER BULLSHIT!

[American Oyaji]

Really I've never injected my schlong in a girl without putting on the snakeskin. I mean, I don't want a cauliflower penis...

I call SHENANIGANS!!

[Big Booger]

Really I've never injected my schlong in a girl without putting on the snakeskin

Never I think that's just a bunch of BIG BOOGER BULLSHIT!

Your user title should be AKA "BULLSHIT"



really I am not kidding... i mean a girl besides my wife. I've never rode the donkey without a saddle. Cross my heart and hope to die.

[gomichild]

Why shenanigins?

<girl perspective>

In my wild days before I became a respectable married woman there were basically two rules when it came to the dragging home:

1. He's gotta be cute

2. No play without the fake skin (whether the first time or the tenth time)

Due to these rules I have a) rarely woken up horrified, and b) have never caught anything or had a bun in the oven

Girl or guy - it's just stupid to play around without using a condom until you establish trust and alternative contraception in a relationship.

As for finding yourself in a situation with no appropriate sized condoms - what? Were you expecting never to get laid?

</girl perspective>

[Failsafe]

Really I've never injected my schlong in a girl without putting on the snakeskin. I mean, I don't want a cauliflower penis...

I call SHENANIGANS!!

Did somebody say shenanigans?

I'll get my broomstick!

[AssKissinger]

SUP?

2. No play without the fake skin (whether the first time or the tenth time)

What about head?

BB, that's amazing.

I will say this, for me, really good sex just is not possible with condoms. 1)They disrupt the flow before insertion 2) They don't allow for your cock to feel the pussy directly (Could there be a bigger downside) 3) As soon as you come you're supposed to pull-out and not reinsert until you're fully erect again with a fresh condom (Isn't it nicer to hang out in there for a while in between?) 4) Pubes get caught in them making the removal uncomfortable 5)Removing it again disrupts the flow 6) Sometimes I wanna go from cunt to mouth and... head with condom? puh-leeze. Gimme a break! 7)After a condom has been in her cunt it tastes like a spare tire

I think with a one night stand you should always use a condom but with a steady girl it's a little paranoid, isn't it? STD's are bad but always using a condom is like having an STD that covers your dick with latex everytime you're ready to fuck. Like if you don't get married until you're 30 is it reasonable to wait 30 years to really feel the hole? Forget about it! At some point you gotta say, 'Hey, protecting myself is important but living life fully is important, too.'

Being too careful about it reminds me of people who keep their furniture covered with uncomfortable plastic just to keep it looking new.

[Failsafe]

SUP?

2. No play without the fake skin (whether the first time or the tenth time)

What about head?

BB, that's amazing.

I will say this, for me, really good sex just is not possible with condoms. 1)They disrupt the flow before insertion 2) They don't allow for your cock to feel the pussy directly (Could there be a bigger downside) 3) As soon as you come you're supposed to pull-out and not reinsert until you're fully erect again with a fresh condom (Isn't it nicer to hang out in there for a while in between?) 4) Pubes get caught in them making the removal uncomfortable 5)Removing it again disrupts the flow 6) Sometimes I wanna go from cunt to mouth and... head with condom? puh-leeze. Gimme a break! 7)After a condom has been in her cunt it tastes like a spare tire

I think with a one night stand you should always use a condom but with a steady girl it's a little paranoid, isn't it? STD's are bad but always using a condom is like having an STD that covers your dick with latex everytime you're ready to fuck. Like if you don't get married until you're 30 is it reasonable to wait 30 years to really feel the hole? Forget about it! At some point you gotta say, 'Hey, protecting myself is important but living life fully is important, too.'

Being too careful about it reminds me of people who keep their furniture covered with uncomfortable plastic just to keep it looking new.

That is one of the best pieces of writing i have ever seen on the internet.

I never print anything from my office but that is getting massed produced and sold on matchboxes the world over.

word up.

[GomiGirl]

In my wild days before I became a respectable married woman

What our darling gomichild is not saying (but I will) is that she successfully used the best EVER pickup line in the history of pick-up lines.

Said to a very cute young thing 5 minutes after walking into a club.

"Great T-shirt!! Wanna fuck??"



I concur with everything else from the girl perspective.

But I shall add one of my own.. the ones that talk about it the most, are getting it the least.

[Big Booger]

SUP?

2. No play without the fake skin (whether the first time or the tenth time)

What about head?

BB, that's amazing.

I will say this, for me, really good sex just is not possible with condoms. 1)They disrupt the flow before insertion 2) They don't allow for your cock to feel the pussy directly (Could there be a bigger downside) 3) As soon as you come you're supposed to pull-out and not reinsert until you're fully erect again with a fresh condom (Isn't it nicer to hang out in there for a while in between?) 4) Pubes get caught in them making the removal uncomfortable 5)Removing it again disrupts the flow 6) Sometimes I wanna go from cunt to mouth and... head with condom? puh-leeze. Gimme a break! 7)After a condom has been in her cunt it tastes like a spare tire

I think with a one night stand you should always use a condom but with a steady girl it's a little paranoid, isn't it? STD's are bad but always using a condom is like having an STD that covers your dick with latex everytime you're ready to fuck. Like if you don't get married until you're 30 is it reasonable to wait 30 years to really feel the hole? Forget about it! At some point you gotta say, 'Hey, protecting myself is important but living life fully is important, too.'

Being too careful about it reminds me of people who keep their furniture covered with uncomfortable plastic just to keep it looking new.

Well my mom is a nurse and she used to bring home lots of pictures out of her medical books..... She'd say take a look at this... do you want to be like this? If not, use a condom. That kind of campaign made it a no-brainer in my family.

I just value my life a little more than others. I don't care how steady we were, the chances of picking up something is still more than I am willing to risk, especially with AIDs. Moms used to bring home images of aids patients with the KS sores, ribs poking through, and the amount of medicines they had to take..

Images :

http://www.nacjamaica.com/sti/gallery.htm


Plus with pregnancy, I didn't want to be tied down. My father and mother had me when they were 18, and I didn't want to repeat that statistic. They were divorced 3 years later.. another statistic I didn't feel like repeating. And I don't believe in abortion unless the life of the mother is at stake.

The inconvenience of a condom sure made me breathe a little easier. One of my good friends who used to live in Japan took your philosophy. One day we were just bullshitting around about our activities and he said he never wears rubbers. He then told me he started to get some bumps and well, he asked me to go with him to a clinic in Osaka. We went, and he was shitting his pants waiting for the results in the lobby. Tons of hookers, message girls and such setting right next to us. It was a riot... I was cracking on his ass the whole time about using protection. And then I asked him what he'd do if he got the girl(s) pregnant.. first words out of his mouth: "Abortion, for sure"

Anyway he goes into the doctors room, and is waiting on his results. Well I guess the doctor didn't get his degree in Medical English, cause he told my friend, you're positive.... My friend was yelling like crazy.. "No fucking way" "I don't have AIDs".. I was frozen like a stone.. i mean I could hear every word...

Finally the doctor came to his senses and told him he got the translation wrong... that he was negative but OMG, my friend nearly shat himself. It was all I could do but not laugh.. I mean I busted on him about that quite a few times after that.. but for about 1 minute, I didn't know what to fucking think, and I am sure he was contemplating suicide.

I don't bang without a rubbiere.. It's just been my philosophy since I was a teenager.


Anyway back to this topic, what is the outcome of this? Did the guy tell or not?

[kurohinge1]

... the ones that talk about it the most, are getting it the least ...

Shucks, GG, now you've embarrassed me.

... I pulled my pants on REAL quick. I told her I had to go to work ...

Well done!
It's NEVER cool to nail a mate's girl.

I don't bang without a rubbiere.. It's just been my philosophy since I was a teenager.

Great philosophy, and one that will ensure little BB's shall one day inherit this earth.

[GomiGirl]

... I pulled my pants on REAL quick. I told her I had to go to work ...

Well done!
It's NEVER cool to nail a mate's girl.

Very very true.. and true for your girlfriend's boyfriends.. well in my books anyway.

Anyway, American Oyaji.. had a couple of questions.

1) why did you knock on the door when you knew your mate was at work?

2) if this was during the day - what the hell where you doing drinking before work???

3) what is a sniff test? (I have to ask)

[American Oyaji]

Anyway, American Oyaji.. had a couple of questions.

1) why did you knock on the door when you knew your mate was at work?

2) if this was during the day - what the hell where you doing drinking before work???

3) what is a sniff test? (I have to ask)

Well GG,

1 & 2) It was in the evening. He worked in my office with me, but he had a part time evening job and I wasn't sure about his schedule. That covers questions 1 and 2.

3) Some call it the dip stick test. Basically it's an indicator (not proof) of how clean a woman keeps herself. After fingering her for a bit you sniff (smell) your hand that was doing the fingering. It's not done obviously as not to alarm the woman. If I don't like the smell, I don't do anything.

I was in college and I was with this one girl and it was gonna be my first time. This girl failed the sniff test miserably. She smelled like rotting garbage. I told her I didn't have a condom even though I did. I wasn't sticking my boomstick in nothing that smelled like that, raincoat or no.
It was so bad that I was washing my hand later and I was jacking my fingers off with soap. In class the next day I put my hand on my chin like I usually did if I was thinking and my hand STILL smelled. No lie. So since then I swear by the sniff test.

As for finding yourself in a situation with no appropriate sized condoms - what? Were you expecting never to get laid?

GC, I was going to my friends dorm room. So NO, I wasn't expecting to get laid. And I left my condoms in my room. And I don't carry condoms with me because I don't expect to get laid "out in the field". It was always done in my dorm room and I kept them in my nighstand drawer.

[sillygirl]

1)
3) Some call it the dip stick test. Basically it's an indicator (not proof) of how clean a woman keeps herself. After fingering her for a bit you sniff (smell) your hand that was doing the fingering. It's not done obviously as not to alarm the woman. If I don't like the smell, I don't do anything

[Taro Toporific]

3) Some call it the dip stick test. Basically it's an indicator (not proof) of how clean a woman keeps herself. After fingering her for a bit you sniff (smell) your hand that was doing the fingering. It's not done obviously as not to alarm the woman. If I don't like the smell, I don't do anything

:jawdrop:

[Caustic Saint]

3) Some call it the dip stick test. Basically it's an indicator (not proof) of how clean a woman keeps herself. After fingering her for a bit you sniff (smell) your hand that was doing the fingering. It's not done obviously as not to alarm the woman. If I don't like the smell, I don't do anything

:jawdrop:

Ohhhh, so that's what "Working in a Coalmine" was all about!

[American Oyaji]

1)
3) Some call it the dip stick test. Basically it's an indicator (not proof) of how clean a woman keeps herself. After fingering her for a bit you sniff (smell) your hand that was doing the fingering. It's not done obviously as not to alarm the woman. If I don't like the smell, I don't do anything

What's the for? Women do the same thing, only they do it visually. They inspect the goods for defects, like warts, bumps, discolorations or raw patches. Even if they don't admit it...they do. I've heard a number of women talk about it.

[kurohinge1]

And God went to check on Adam and Eve.
He found Adam in the garden of Eden,
looking very pleased with himself,
having just formed the "two-backed beast" with Eve.
And He asked Adam "Where is Eve?"
And Adam replied "We have just had sex, oh Lord,
and she is down at the river cleaning herself"
"Oh no!" exclaimed God, "Not the river!
We'll never get that smell out of the fish!"

An oldie but a goldie.

Ohhhh, so that's what "Working in a Coalmine" was all about!

[American Oyaji]

What our darling gomichild is not saying (but I will) is that she successfully used the best EVER pickup line in the history of pick-up lines.

Said to a very cute young thing 5 minutes after walking into a club.

"Great T-shirt!! Wanna fuck??"

Is this a true story.....or an FGs tall tale as we are wont to tell from time to time?