Random Nihonjin Pics

by **ChrisRT** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:30 pm

Someone explain to me precisely what the hell is going on in that picture...

Wait, don't do that... Just tell me that isn't normal.

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:32 pm

Isnt that the guy who's always taking his clothes off on TV?

I think they trained the dog to hump him... Teach him to keep his damn clothes on.

Thats farked up....

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:34 pm

ChrisRT wrote:Someone explain to me precisely what the hell is going on in that picture... Wait, don't do that... Just tell me that isn't normal.

Sure it's normal. It's a just an average episode of Beat TASHIKASHI GUNDAN, which specializes Japanese favorite running joke, kobun ejime (torture of underlings).

The ejime/torture shown is the end of a custard pie fight and the yokozana toza sumo-dog has decided to hump the whimpiest of Beat's underlings because...well because it can. The screen reads something like, "Toza-ken VS Humanity's Pride."

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:54 pm

Happy?

See the full-size version at Conbinibento.com's Random_Japan.

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:03 pm

http://www.optic.or.jp/gonbosci/doronkohp/kinen/tiimu.htm

by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:19 pm

AssKissinger wrote:http://www.optic.or.jp/gonbosci/doronkohp/kinen/tiimu.htm

Were you looking up Mud Wrestling Japanese Girls again in google?

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:14 pm

The earlier thread about katakana reminded me of one of my favourite Japanese names. Your Japanese friends will tell you that "the pronunciation is different" but Abunai Hiroshi will always be Mr Dangerous to me.
"Danger isn't my middle name - it IS my name"

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:38 pm

Mulboyne wrote:.... but Abunai Hiroshi will always be Mr Dangerous to me.
"Danger isn't my middle name - it IS my name"

Mr. Pain, Itai of sumo is my fav.

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:58 pm

Sumo

At the turn of the millennium, famed Japanese sumo wrestler Keisuke Itai caused a stir in Japan by declaring that 80 per cent of the bouts were fixed and naming about twenty wrestlers (himself included) who had accepted bribes for losing matches. He was not unaware of the risks involved.
Four years before, two other wrestlers - Konoshin Onaruto Suga and Seiichiro Hashimoto - caused an uproar with similar allegations. Shortly thereafter, both men died - on the same day, in the same hospital - shortly before they were scheduled to speak at the Foreign Correspondents' Club.

Is that BULLSHIT?

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:18 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
Sumo

At the turn of the millennium, famed Japanese sumo wrestler Keisuke Itai caused a stir in Japan by declaring that 80 per cent of the bouts were fixed and naming about twenty wrestlers (himself included) who had accepted bribes for losing matches. He was not unaware of the risks involved.
Four years before, two other wrestlers - Konoshin Onaruto Suga and Seiichiro Hashimoto - caused an uproar with similar allegations. Shortly thereafter, both men died - on the same day, in the same hospital - shortly before they were scheduled to speak at the Foreign Correspondents' Club.
Is that BULLSHIT?

Washington Post is claimed as the source and there are a few mentions of it on the Net.
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=+Onaruto+++Seiichiro+Hashimoto+&btnG=Search

by **Steve Bildermann** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:47 am

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:48 pm

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:32 pm

Via Genki Kodomo. JUly 19, 2004 10:50:41 AM

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:53 pm

A Japanese soldier plays with a toy in the southern Iraqi city of Samawa, Wednesday, July 21, 2004, AP

by **GuyJean** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:36 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
A Japanese soldier plays with a toy in the southern Iraqi city of Samawa, Wednesday, July 21, 2004, AP

That looks strikingly similar to a CLUSTER BOMB!

OMIYAGE bomber FIRED!

PUT IT DOWN! It's NOT an omiyage!..

GJ

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:23 pm

Via Nekobaba

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:30 pm

Via ookiine.com

hangs out on Sundays in Harajuku, Tokyo's fashion district, July 25, 2004 . REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

by **AssKissinger** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:44 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Via ookiine.com

hangs out on Sundays in Harajuku, Tokyo's fashion district, July 25, 2004 . REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

I bet she's a dullard and a simpleton. I don't know why it is but people all decked out in some kind of fashion never have anything of interest in their heads.

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:23 am

AssKissinger wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:Via ookiine.com

hangs out on Sundays in Harajuku, Tokyo's fashion district, July 25, 2004 . REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

I bet she's a dullard and a simpleton. I don't know why it is but people all decked out in some kind of fashion never have anything of interest in their heads.

Well stated. It's like a shiny rock.. looks pretty.. but is dense.

by **Faded** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:40 am

somehow I don't think the "product" they are taking pics of is what she's supposed to be advertising. :wink:

then again.........

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:39 pm

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:30 pm

Via the zaftig Coco in Tokyo brings you the Ninja of Ueno-shi, Mie Pref. (where some say ninpo originated) who have started to wear a summer uniform to beat the heat.

Ninja Summer uniform

by **aquamarine** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:11 pm

What the hell.. from the recently made archives of my other NON adult site... I bring you POZ'S EXPLOITS IN JAPAN starting with my FIRST view of Japan...

by **aquamarine** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:53 pm

by **aquamarine** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:10 pm

I honestly was wondering the same thing.

by **Bongo** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:32 pm

She must feel even more like voicing her anger now, considering the scenes of the KFC related company employees jumping on live chickens, throwing them against the wall and kicking their heads off, that were shown on TV a couple of days ago!

Good for her. :clap:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:51 pm

aquamarine wrote:
bikkle wrote:Is there a painless form of debeaking?

I honestly was wondering the same thing.

I've debeaked a few thousand birds and it can been done the "wrong way" or the "right way." Debeaking in electro-cauterization process so if the operator tries to move too many birds through in a minute the machine gets fouled or the cauterization blade cools off too much. On the other hand, if you're a "smooth operator" like me, you keep a steady pace, swiftly but deftly flip the birds upsidedown to "hynotize" them and debeak them like Zatoichi.
As we say in Japanese, chickens and baka people, " take three steps and forget." --san po aurite(?)

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:53 am

Alice In Wonderland at Tokyo Disneyland

by **kotatsuneko** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:20 pm

try de-beaking this cheekin!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 8:07 pm

kotatsuneko wrote:try de-beaking this cheekin!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Hot damn. A subservient chick to do my biddin'. :twisted:

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