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daikon Makes me fart

Postby Big Booger » Sun Oct 12, 2003 11:36 pm

:D Sorry about the topic,

But it seems every time I eat daikon I have to fart like crazy.. and they smell horrible.. it nearly makes me barf just thinking about it..

It doesn't matter how the daikon is prepared, boiled, shredded, fried, cooked,
it doesn't matter what else it is served with, regardless, I always have to fart and the smell is unbearable..

Any of you experience this farting phenomena with daikon? If so, did you ever find a way to treat the fart attacks? I mean after I eat the daikon I usually have to fart all day long..

I know, I could just stop eating daikon, but it is kind of rude to not eat something that a family member makes and serves to you..

Any food I can eat with the daikon to neutralize the gas effect?

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Postby bejiita » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:02 pm

You might be allergic to daikon. Excess gas can be a sympton of a food allergy. However, you will have to see a doctor to conduct some allergy tests to confirm this.

I know I am allergic to some foods and experience the same reaction as you. All the various OTC gas medications didn't help one bit.
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:31 pm

I'm sure your family will understand if you get a doctor's response about the allergy. Glad I'm not allergic to it, since we eat it all the time at home. I DO wish I was allergic to shirako though... yuck.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:42 pm

Well I might just go see the doctor about it.. I mean it is seriously effecting my intestinal track..

Sometimes it also leads to stomach cramping.. usually though just a serious case of gas.

I might pass on the daikon next time and just tell them it is an allergy.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:40 pm

Take activated charcoal tablets.. they will help with the gas.

Also good if you have other GE problems like stomach flu or even if you have food poisoning or have had too much to drink.

Activated charcoal won't hurt you at all. It will pass through your system and just collect gas and other nasties in the large spaces between the carbon atoms in the structure.

http://www.charcoal.uk.com/Activated_carbon.htm for some info.

(BTW if you take other medicines it will reduce their effectiveness)
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Postby cliffy » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:46 pm

8O Gomi Dr. chan :?:




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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:49 pm

nah - we used to use it in the lab for removing colour particles from solutions..

So my double major in chemistry (synthetic organic+ inorganic) from UQ has to count for something.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:59 pm

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He-Goki-mushi

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:46 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Take activated charcoal tablets...
(BTW if you take other medicines it will reduce their effectiveness)


Also activated charcoal tablets reduce the amount of vitamins that are available to the body. An alternative is fresh mint or real (not synthetic) pepperment oil capsules....for fewer but minty fresh farts!

Read more here http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:53 pm

Ah yes Taro - thanks for reminding me to mention that charcoal is just a temporary solution if you have GE pain due to gas or you have food poisoning etc.. this will not meant as a long term solution..
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Postby moogen » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:39 pm

holy sh!t!! 8O :o not only are you all professional FG's, you can have dissertations on any given topic at will 8O
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Re: He-Goki-mushi

Postby AssKissinger » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:03 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Take activated charcoal tablets...
(BTW if you take other medicines it will reduce their effectiveness)


Also activated charcoal tablets reduce the amount of vitamins that are available to the body. An alternative is fresh mint or real (not synthetic) pepperment oil capsules....for fewer but minty fresh farts!

Read more here http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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hegokimushi????? my wife calls me hekogimushi, what gives? Is she teaching me wacky JPN just for fun?
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BB = WMD

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:34 pm

Rumour has it that BB's Daikon Bakuhatsu is being harnessed as a weapon of mass destruction (named after BB as the BB Gun). The daikon-fart gene from BB has been implanted in sailors (notice I didn't say seamen - doh!) who are force-fed daikon and then aimed at a target.

Early tests near Taiwan look promising ...

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(No offence BB, but I saw this photo and this topic today and couldn't resist - I hope you sort out the diet thing)

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Re: BB = WMD

Postby Big Booger » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:35 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:Rumour has it that BB's Daikon Bakuhatsu is being harnessed as a weapon of mass destruction (named after BB as the BB Gun). The daikon-fart gene from BB has been implanted in sailors (notice I didn't say seamen - doh!) who are force-fed daikon and then aimed at a target.

Early tests near Taiwan look promising ...

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(No offence BB, but I saw this photo and this topic today and couldn't resist - I hope you sort out the diet thing)

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Re: He-Goki-mushi

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:28 pm

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Postby Nagged » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:30 pm

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Postby Big Booger » Sun Nov 02, 2003 11:43 pm

Well I have decided to just skip on the daikon. It is better than stinking up their house.
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Postby Nagged » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:20 am

Sounds like the way to go :wink:

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Let we forget!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:07 pm

Facing up to the ill winds of flatulence syndrome
(Mainichi) Aug 05
.... the reality is that growing numbers of Japanese, especially women, are afflicted with flatulence syndrome, which makes them fart incessantly...
...."Every healthy adult will expel from 1,000 to 2,000 milliliters of gas by farting every day. Each fart contains from about 50 to 500 milliliters, so it's normal to fart about 20 times a day. There's no fixed guidelines to say whether anybody is farting too much," says Daisuke Sasaki of the Hirosaki University Public Health Center. "Put it the other way, not farting at all would be unhealthy and a real problem."

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Postby Skankster » Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:53 pm

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Does Beano work on mountains?

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:39 am

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Does Beano work on mountains?

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YOKOHAMA--Acid rain, made more corrosive by volcanic gases from Miyakejima island, is eating away at metals in Yokohama and surrounding areas, officials of a local research institute said.
The volcano has been spewing gases since it erupted on Miyakejima island in 2000.
In Yokohama, some 150 kilometers to the north, metals were corroding in 2003 at twice the rate they were before September 2000, when large emissions of gases began ...
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Lethal Kimchio gas tested on humans!

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fartin' vs. snorin'?

Postby mr. sparkle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:31 pm

Farting ain't half as bad as the snoring problem I've got. :roll:

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Re: fartin' vs. snorin'?

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:35 pm

mr. sparkle wrote:Farting ain't half as bad as the snoring problem I've got. :roll:
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Beano for sure

Postby deltaco » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:20 pm

Beano really works. I pop a few before drinking (at my age you get the farts bad) Beano and fiber pills and you are good.
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Re: BB = WMD

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:14 pm

Foot-shaped radish with five toes goes on display in Japan
Daily Mail Online | 23 January 2015
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1.5kg bulbous root ... currently on show in the southern town of Ayagawa
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Also seen escaping Fukushima...
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Re: daikon Makes me fart

Postby Coligny » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:19 pm

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10 years and 2 month... I think we have a record...

/also: I blame the F00k00shima...
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Re: daikon Makes me fart

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:58 pm

Coligny wrote:
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10 years and 2 month... I think we have a record...


Japanese woman slashes husband’s face over toilet stink
The Japan Times AFP-JIJI April 13, 2015
A Japanese woman allegedly attacked her husband with a kitchen knife because of the terrible smell he had left in the toilet, police and reports said Monday.
Emi Mamiya, 29, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after apparently slashing her husband’s face with the knife, police said.
Mamiya was reportedly incensed by the smell left behind after her 34-year-old partner emerged from the bathroom.
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Re: daikon Makes me fart

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:49 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Coligny wrote:
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10 years and 2 month... I think we have a record...


Japanese woman slashes husband’s face over toilet stink
The Japan Times AFP-JIJI April 13, 2015
A Japanese woman allegedly attacked her husband with a kitchen knife because of the terrible smell he had left in the toilet, police and reports said Monday.
Emi Mamiya, 29, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after apparently slashing her husband’s face with the knife, police said.
Mamiya was reportedly incensed by the smell left behind after her 34-year-old partner emerged from the bathroom.
More...

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http://hayate248.lolipop.jp/0003/0010.html


Good thing I'm not married to her. I would have been dead along time ago.
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