Merry XXX-mas, Japanese style

[Taro Toporific]

Getty Images --- TOKYO, JAPAN - NOVEMBER 24:Triumph International's newly released lingere set... bra and underwear come with a lock attached to the shorts and a key for the woman to give the key to her beloved. The set will only be available from November 25 through December 25 for the Christmas season.

[Captain Japan]

The lock has two keys. I guess she can have two beloveds then.

[kurohinge1]

... Getty Images --- TOKYO, JAPAN - NOVEMBER 24:Triumph International's newly released lingere set... bra and underwear come with a lock attached to the shorts and a key for the woman to give the key to her beloved...

I hope they put names on the keys, otherwise it might detract from the mood a little if she see's you fumbling through a bunch of triumph keys to find hers



... unless you have:

[Taro Toporific]

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I hope they put names on the keys, otherwise it might detract from the mood a little if she see's you fumbling through a bunch of triumph keys to find hers
... unless you have:

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                   DANA
Are you the Keymaster?

                   PETER
Not that I know of.
She slams door in his face. He knocks again.

                   DANA
Are you the Keymaster?

                   PETER
Yes.

Inside DANA's apartment

                   PETER
I'm a friend of his. He told me to meet him here. I didn't get your name.

                   DANA
I am Zuul. I am the Gatekeeper.

                   PETER
What are we doing today, Zuul?

                   DANA
We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.

                   PETER
Gozer, huh?

                   DANA
The Destructor.

                   PETER
Are we still going out? You know, you could pick up the place if you're expecting someone.

                   DANA
flops on bed, writhing up and down
Do you want this body?

                   PETER
Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked, huh.

                   DANA
Take me now, subcreature.

[CLOWNPUNCHER]

Just love Japanese ladies in lingerie ummm ummm