INTRODUCTION
I am writing this because lots of people ask me to tell them about 'cool stuff' or be their tour guide, but am too much of a selfish prick to escort each of you individually.

shinjuku jr station -- this is one of the best places to people -watch. buy a little folding chair at tokyu hands and sit by the EAST SOUTH EXIT all day. usually there is street musicians, ridiculous fashions, religious cultists, guys trying to pick up women, karaoke touts, and a million shoppers, all going at once. outside of the east south exit is awesome. also, INSIDE THE STATION. near the east exit ticket machines, is awesome too!!! again, come after 10 and pretty much everyone in there is drunk and making an ass of themselves. a great place to just go up and talk to strangers.
also, I will be referring to an exit called the EAST SOUTH EXIT. this is not me being a wino. that is what it is called, and it IS distinct from the East and South exits. Please deal with this.