Im ddunk

by **AssKissinger** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:44 pm

and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou

yalllk prababaly thisnk im im a psoer

who cares no friend

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

by **Big Booger** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:46 pm

AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou

yalllk prababaly thisnk im im a psoer

who cares no friend

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

assmunch.

by **AssKissinger** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:49 pm

Ijust loooked at this thread and thought it kust be fake butt

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uy

u know tht

i looked i swear to hod noy afeke
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i swa thisopne and its so funny

i looked i swear to hod noy afeke

i looked i swear to hod noy afeke

tha

that should beeeeeee be swesr

that should bbbbbe swear to god not fake

by **AssKissinger** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:55 pm

only 2???

i tgiughty

dddouthink

by **AssKissinger** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:58 pm

Big Booger wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou

yalllk prababaly thisnk im im a psoer

who cares no friend

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

assmunch.

fuckin boooger

u son r godoood good good gut

good guy

boooger

booger is like me

booooger,..l howiiiiiiiis Japannn>

fuckers

evverry thionk is fsake

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by **sillygirl** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:33 pm

Can anyone explain to me what is going on here?

Has AK finally lost the plot?

:lol:

by **Captain Japan** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:44 am

sillygirl wrote:Can anyone explain to me what is going on here?

Has AK finally lost the plot?

I can't explain it. AK, man, are you ok?

by **cstaylor** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:48 am

He's getting short-timer syndrome. :wink:

by **cstaylor** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:49 am

AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou

My wife calls me fat too, but then again I don't resemble Michael Moore... (psst... it's the beard) :wink:

by **sillygirl** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:57 am

cstaylor wrote:He's getting short-timer syndrome.

HA!!

Just wait til he gets back home and gets ex-fucked gaijin syndrome

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:22 am

AK you are a dick.

by **Mels** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:51 am

hang in there....short timer syndrome can be a fuuny thing sometime. :lol:

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:16 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:AK you are a dick.

Even drunk I could spell better than you.

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

Whew, I puked my guts out, too. Had to sleep in the bathroom.

by **L S** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:36 pm

Just wait til he gets back home and gets ex-fucked gaijin syndrome

It's bad juju man! I am in major withdrawls right now......

Without GJ and Captain Japan there is no one to go blow all my cash on beer with on Fridays! :cry:

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:43 pm

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1121&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Ultra wrote:It has recently come to our attention that several of our members find it amusing to post while under the influence of certain mind-altering substances.

From now on, any such posts will be immediately deleted and the user(s) responsible will be banned from the Forums without warning.

Please, don't do it.

Oh shit...

by **cstaylor** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:00 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Oh shit...

At least you didn't post anything illegal. Did your wife snap any "Fat bastard hugs his best friend, the Porcelain Prince" photos? :wink:

by **sirwanksalot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:30 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:AK you are a dick.

Even drunk I could spell better than you.

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

Whew, I puked my guts out, too. Had to sleep in the bathroom.

Neo, http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/

by **kamome** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:10 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Oh shit...

Well, Ultra's been MIA for quite a while, so you still have a lease on life until he notices...

by **sillygirl** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:38 pm

What was your poison, anyway? Chu hi hell? Nihon shu fest? :kanpai:

by **FG Lurker** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:41 pm

One Bourbon, One Lawn Mower, And 12 Beers
The Smoking Gun, June 10, 2005

Sloshed Virginia man busted driving his Turf Trac to 7-Eleven

JUNE 10--Meet Jerry Hawkins. The 43-year-old Virginia man is facing a drunk driving rap after blowing a whopping .32 on a police Breathalyzer test. While that's nothing special, as noted in the below Culpeper Police Department report, Hawkins was pulled over as he tooled down Main Street astride a red riding mower. Hawkins, who reeked of booze, explained to cops that he was headed to the 7-Eleven for gasoline. (1 page)

(Full Story)

The future of AK? :?:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:33 pm

AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou...

Sheee-it, you think you have problems.
My fat ass is bigger than any two of you FGs combined, and right now I've got the night nurse laughing at it. :crazy3:

by **Mulboyne** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:34 pm

He's back...

by **FG Lurker** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:51 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou...

Sheee-it, you think you have problems.
My fat ass is bigger than any two of you FGs combined, and right now I've got the night nurse laughing at it.

Holy shit! WELCOME BACK TARO!!!!!!

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:20 pm

Mulboyne wrote:He's back...

"Back" you say?

by **FG Lurker** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:22 pm

You suddenly sprout hair on your head Taro?

by **AssKissinger** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:47 am

FG Lurker wrote:One Bourbon, One Lawn Mower, And 12 Beers
The Smoking Gun, June 10, 2005

Sloshed Virginia man busted driving his Turf Trac to 7-Eleven

JUNE 10--Meet Jerry Hawkins. The 43-year-old Virginia man is facing a drunk driving rap after blowing a whopping .32 on a police Breathalyzer test. While that's nothing special, as noted in the below Culpeper Police Department report, Hawkins was pulled over as he tooled down Main Street astride a red riding mower. Hawkins, who reeked of booze, explained to cops that he was headed to the 7-Eleven for gasoline. (1 page)

(Full Story)

The future of AK?

Fucking pigs. Poor guy can't even mow the lawn without getting hassled by the man.

sillygirl wrote:What was your poison, anyway? Chu hi hell? Nihon shu fest?

I was trying to drink our kyoto sensei under the table at the PTA enkai. I kept challenging him to shot after shot of sake but this guy weren't no quiter. I think we both went down (not like that you perves).

PS

TARO, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU???

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:12 am

AssKissinger wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:One Bourbon, One Lawn Mower, And 12 Beers
The Smoking Gun, June 10, 2005

....Hawkins was pulled over as he tooled down Main Street astride a red riding mower. Hawkins, who reeked of booze, explained to cops that he was headed to the 7-Eleven for gasoline. (1 page)
(Full Story)

The future of AK?

TARO, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU???

Well, I'm still here at CLUB DEAD(tm) so I didn't get to chance to ride my green Deere mower with self-cooling .32 drink holder during Golden Week and my airfare was non-refundable. Bah.

by **AssKissinger** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:21 am

Do you want any books from the Book Circle, T?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:53 am

AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou... [translation:'my wife called me a fatso...']

Blame yo Mama.

Mothers' bad eating habits linked to child obesity
I-Newswire.com June 10
... "Obesity has increased at an alarming rate in Western countries and is now a worldwide public health problem," said Shingo Fujii of the Kyoto University Graduate School of Medicine in Japan. "Genetic and environmental factors, such as a high-calorie diet, are thought to contribute to the prevalence of obesity......more...

AssKissinger wrote:Do you want any books from the Book Circle, T?

Shucks. All the too-kind FGs have given me so many books, DVDs, and even a spare Vaio I'm thinking of opening a pawnshop and quiting the FG Forum. :twisted:

by **deltaco** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:32 am

AssKissinger wrote:and that ss thw truth m y wuife caklllwwwed me debuou

yalllk prababaly thisnk im im a psoer

who cares no friend

fuvk you

gggo to HEll

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ME TOO!

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