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Japanese face racial extinction

Postby cstaylor » Thu May 23, 2002 8:57 pm

Japanese face extinction due to low birthrate: health minister
No, it's not because of Godzilla:
Commenting on a slumping birthrate which means Japan's population of 127 million could start shrinking in 2007, he told a news conference: "If we go on this way, the Japanese race will become extinct."

So, what is the minister implying?
According to a United Nations report in 2000, Japan is greying so quickly that it will need to import around 600,000 workers annually until 2050 to keep its working population stable. By then, if Japan follows the U.N.'s suggestion, nearly one-third of the population would be of foreign descent

Let's break this down. What's really happening here is that the government is trying to shift the blame for its inept handling of social security and pension funds. There's no reason that Japan needs to continue with the same size population unless the country's government has not taken the proper precautions for an aging population.

Here's my suggestion: implement Logan's Run in Japan, but move the age from 25 to 60. Problem sovled. 8O
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Postby cstaylor » Thu May 23, 2002 9:01 pm

And the minister's cheap appeal to race is pathetic. The Japanese race will not die out, its just that the government can't support the oldsters with the same level of services unless fresh bodies are thrown to the grinder.
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Postby cstaylor » Thu May 23, 2002 9:10 pm

Well, something will have to give, either imported workers, service reduction, or elderly suicide. :roll:
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squeezing out the gene pool

Postby kamome » Fri May 24, 2002 4:09 pm

we can squeeze all the "pure" Japanese out of the genepool even quicker...


Can I be the first volunteer to assist with diversifying the genepool?
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Postby Crispy » Sat May 25, 2002 2:38 am

I wonder if the government will ever try to keep Japanese from breeding with foreigners, in order to keep at least some "pure" Japanese in existence?
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Postby cstaylor » Sat May 25, 2002 9:53 am

Crispy wrote:I wonder if the government will ever try to keep Japanese from breeding with foreigners, in order to keep at least some "pure" Japanese in existence?
During the occupation, they actually "enlisted" poor women to offer themselves as prostitutes to American troops. There were four stations in Tokyo:
four comfort stations in Tokyo alone serviced Americans after the war
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Gene diversifier supreme

Postby kamome » Mon May 27, 2002 6:33 pm

kamome wrote:
Can I be the first volunteer to assist with diversifying the genepool?

I thought you already were planting seeds of kamome love-children all around the country.


Sure, but if I get government sponsorship, the LDP could be my personal deai service and officially sanction my one-night stands. :twisted:
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Postby cstaylor » Tue May 28, 2002 11:12 pm

Yeah, I can really see Mori-ha and Hashimoto-ha going for that one. :roll:
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LDP-sponsored love children

Postby kamome » Wed May 29, 2002 3:25 pm

Yeah, I can really see Mori-ha and Hashimoto-ha going for that one.


Hey, all in the name of "internationalization", right? :twisted:
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Postby cstaylor » Wed May 29, 2002 5:47 pm

Well, I wish you luck. Keep us updated on your quest, Mr. Quixote. 8)
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