Gets Santa Penguin

[kurohinge1]

Japanese Scientists (need I say more), in a similar vein to their research using stem cells harvested from unwanted foetuses (no doubt blamed on horny FG's running amuck with the nation's daughters), appear to have made a significant breakthrough in genetic engineering with the creation of a hybrid using DNA extracted from a penguin and Santa Claus.



(Real story here)

[kurohinge1]

Here's possibly an earlier attempt ...



and the method used to capture and extract Santa's DNA ...

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese Scientists ....no doubt blamed on horny FG's running amuck with the nation's daughters), appear to have made a significant breakthrough in genetic engineering with the creation of a hybrid using DNA extracted from a penguin and Santa Claus.

Well, Santa only gets out of the house one night a year so who can blame him from visiting every house he can to give a little cheer. Here's a JPEG of one of his daughters....
Santa Gets Around

Via Anatol website.

[kami gaijin]

Well, Santa only gets out of the house one night a year so who can blame him from visiting every house he can to give a little cheer.

True, but the other 364 days of the year he has those hot little elves to keep him happy.

[bejiita]

True, but the other 364 days of the year he has those hot little elves to keep him happy.

Did someone say elves? Married White Male Bear Top seeking Single Elf Bottom.



Hmm, I just wonder what Santa su*ks?

[kurohinge1]

Hmm, I just wonder what Santa su*ks?

Hmm ... I think he sucks the little chocolate treats the reindeer make him ...

Which brings me to this ...

Q: What do the female reindeer do on Christams Eve, when the male reindeer are out pulling Santa's sleigh?

A: Go into town and blow a few bucks.