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Mochi tally for 2004-5

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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:57 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:The mochi tally for 2010 is up to 7 so far..
Male (72)Female (67)
Male (75?)
Male (83)
Male (60)
Male (68 ), Male (61), and 1 unconscious

Looks like mochi is cutting down on Greji's competition for the babes...
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Postby Greji » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:47 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Looks like mochi is cutting down on Greji's competition for the babes...


Less peer pressure is always good.....
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Postby Iraira » Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:59 pm

Mochi 1: Oyaji 0

An 81 yo oyaji in Kasukabe (Saitama) was killed by the mochi he was eating this morning at 9:40am.

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http://news.www.infoseek.co.jp/topics/society/n_saitama__20110101_3/story/20110101_yol_oyt1t00531/
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:37 pm

It's not just mochi this year:

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Mochi 2 Fukushima 0

Postby dimwit » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:29 pm

Only 2 mochi deaths so far this year.

http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/news/20120101-OYT1T00484.htm?from=osusume
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Re: Mochi tally for 2004-5

Postby dimwit » Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:13 pm

Authorities appeal to elderly to be careful when eating 'mochi'




Authorities appeal to elderly to be careful when eating 'mochi'

TOKYO —

The National Police Agency and the Fire and Disaster Management Agency on Wednesday appealed to elderly people to be careful when eating “mochi” rice cakes during the New Year holidays.

The cakes, a traditional New Year’s food, cause choking incidents among elderly people every year. Authorities advised people across Japan to cut up their “mochi” into small chunks and to eat it with great care, and in the presence of someone else


http://www.japantoday.com/category/nati ... ng-mochi-2

Yeah like a warning is going to work. I think we need to start a pool. I'll go for 10 deaths. Any other predictions?
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Re: Mochi tally for 2004-5

Postby matsuki » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:59 am

10? I'm thinking more along the lines of 79 or so...
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Re: Mochi tally for 2004-5

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:22 pm

Mochi strikes again in Tokyo.... 11 taken off by ambulance, 1 dead, 4 unconscious: 餅を詰まらせ 都内で11人搬送 | 2016年1月2日(土) - Yahoo!ニュース http://news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6186133

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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:04 pm

all of them are dotards on the brink of dead. most of the bereaved families must silently be pleased with the dead at their inmost hearts.
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Re: Mochi tally for 2004-5

Postby matsuki » Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:07 am

Takechanpoo wrote:all of them are dotards on the brink of dead. most of the bereaved families must silently be pleased with the dead at their inmost hearts.
:mrgreen:


What a beautiful picture of love in the Japanese family :love2:
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