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JR Hokkaido Boss Goes Missing, Suicide Feared

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JR Hokkaido Boss Goes Missing, Suicide Feared

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:58 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]JR Hokkaido has confirmed at a press conference that company president Naotoshi Nakajima has been missing since the morning. NHK reports that something resembling a suicide note has been found. Police have begun a search.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:34 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatl][/floatl]JR Hokkaido has confirmed at a press conference that company president Naotoshi Nakajima has been missing since the morning. NHK reports that something resembling a suicide note has been found. Police have begun a search.


FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEBODY WITH SOME SPARE CLUES: SEND IT TO NHK...

(Hint, suicide notes are letter following a pattern, usually they say "i'm killing myself" and give some reason. If said letter contains only items like:
Milk
Bread
Cucumbers

THEN IT'S A SHOPPING LIST...)
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Postby FranciscoDeXavier » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:02 am

if he jumps to a train line.....
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Postby Kagetsu » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:40 pm

FranciscoDeXavier wrote:if he jumps to a train line.....

I'd be surprised... if he did, and however he did it, assuming it wasn't by train jumping, JR may have a campaign:
"If you're going to kill yourself, follow this guys example"
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Postby ghostunit » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:05 am

Just like giving condoms in Africa, giving free guns to the Japanese should be considered a humanitary action.

That way they could suicide painlessly, instead of doing something gruesome like jumping in front of a fucking train.
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:26 pm

A body found in Hokkaido has been confirmed to be Nakajima's. No further details at the moment.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:43 pm

Yokohammer wrote:A body found in Hokkaido has been confirmed to be Nakajima's. No further details at the moment.

Body found in sea off Otaru believed to be JR Hokkaido president
The body of a man found in the sea off Otaru in Hokkaido on Sunday morning is believed to be that of missing JR Hokkaido President Naotoshi Nakajima, police said Sunday.

Nakajima disappeared last Monday morning after leaving several suicide notes to his family and company at his house. His car was found abandoned on a coastal road in Ishikari near Sapporo.

NHK reported that the body was found shortly before 8 a.m. and quoted police as saying that the body had been in the water for several days...
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