Random Nihonjin Pics - Part 3

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Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:51 pm

Maybe from Tokyo Ballistic War 1 or 2... But movie too dreadfull to watch again. No imdb... one of those movies whose value rank below used toilet paper...
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:31 am

Diets gone bad...

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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:34 am

Thems some pretty tragic photoshop efforts.

Is there a false advertising watchdog in Japan as this is just blatant. No way that first chick lost 60kg!!
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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:52 am

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Hachiman Matsuri Yattai by gaijin_punch, on Flickr

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Dog Breast Feeding (?) by gaijin_punch, on Flickr
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Postby Coligny » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:28 am

Mulboyne wrote:Diets gone bad...


Source (Japanese)


I'd fook that... if someone give me viagra and temazepam(*)... and only if she's wrapped in duct tape... (it's a gerbil safety thingy... so certainly work with lemur too...)



(*)yeah... not a top performer these days...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:48 am

GomiGirl wrote:Thems some pretty tragic photoshop efforts.

Is there a false advertising watchdog in Japan as this is just blatant. No way that first chick lost 60kg!!


Watchdog...in Japan? Oh, we can dream :ninja4:
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Postby IparryU » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:18 am

GomiGirl wrote:Thems some pretty tragic photoshop efforts.

Is there a false advertising watchdog in Japan as this is just blatant. No way that first chick lost 60kg!!

Not to mention that she loos better wih the 60 she had on before than that pic of her...

nothing wrong with a little wight... npt having aby at all is just... Nasty
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:16 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Watchdog...in Japan? Oh, we can dream :ninja4:


Sure there is...it's the one that goes sniffing around to find a gullible consumer then raises its hind leg and pisses on them when it finds them.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:21 pm



Residents reunion?
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:21 am


what the fuck is it supposed to be?
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Postby Greji » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:22 am

IparryU wrote:what the fuck is it supposed to be?

Don't know, but I'd do her.....
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Postby matsuki » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:26 am

Greji wrote:Don't know, but I'd do her.....
:cool:


I'd destroy her :drool:
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Postby Greji » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:57 pm

chokonen888 wrote:I'd destroy her :drool:

Highly possible. She has the nomal J-garusu smile, but I don't see anything special. I don't think I could give her a Doable Lemur Rating of over 5.
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Postby matsuki » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:28 pm

Problem is under all that makeup and fluff, she probably has the boy of an anorexic 12yo Filipino boy. Cute, but I predict major skeletor status.
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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:34 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Problem is under all that makeup and fluff, she probably has the boy of an anorexic 12yo Filipino boy. Cute, but I predict major skeletor status.

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Postby Coligny » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:15 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Problem is under all that makeup and fluff, she probably has the boy of an anorexic 12yo Filipino boy. Cute, but I predict major skeletor status.


Just check her pop video pon pon wei wei... good to lose all remaining faith in mankind...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:42 am

chokonen888 wrote:...she probably has the boy of an anorexic 12yo Filipino boy.


Wow, those bloody Catholics will do anything to increase their numbers...
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Postby Bucky » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:00 am

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Postby 2triky » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:50 am

There is so much camber on the wheels you half expect them to fold up inside the wheel well...does it fly?
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Postby Marked Trail » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:21 pm

[SIZE="4"]CONEHEADS![/SIZE]

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:29 pm

You've got to admit that Pyramid Head Street would be a lot better name than Basketball Street.
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Postby Typhoon » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:01 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:You've got to admit that Pyramid Head Street would be a lot better name than Basketball Street.


Basketball Street is rather random.

Woody Woodpecker Street would have made as much sense.

Pecker Street for short, with the slogan "Touch the Woody".
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Postby IparryU » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:37 am

Marked Trail wrote:[SIZE="4"]CONEHEADS![/SIZE]


yikes... reminds me of Silent Hill...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:22 pm

[SIZE="5"]HEY HONEY, DID WE ORDER THESE WING MIRRORS?[/SIZE]

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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:27 pm

Not as gud as zee poketotoya...

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Actually I fing this one adorable despite my profound hatress for all things porckemon... as well as Totoyaz...
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:44 pm

Coligny wrote:Not as gud as zee poketotoya...

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Actually I fing this one adorable despite my profound hatress for all things porckemon... as well as Totoyaz...


It is only cos of the blowjob mouth...

Kinda brings new meaning to "deep throating an exhaust pipe". ;)
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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:53 pm

Coligny wrote:Not as gud as zee poketotoya...

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Actually I fing this one adorable despite my profound hatress for all things porckemon... as well as Totoyaz...


It looks like it belongs in a TOTO
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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:25 pm

[quote="GomiGirl"]It is only cos of the blowjob mouth...

Kinda brings new meaning to "deep throating an exhaust pipe". ]
yer fault dear:

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:00 pm

That's not Drew Curtis who runs Fark.com is it?
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