Kim Jung Il reported DEAD.

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Postby Christoff » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:19 am

AssKissinger wrote:i predict that K3's ass gets jacked before he can grab the reins

if i were that soft fat fuck i'd be on the phone with obama making a deal

he can keep getting his dick sucked and free mcdonald's if he moves fast


All the money in the world wouldn't get his cock sucked in the West.
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Postby dimwit » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:05 am

So Kim Dong Mentally Ill dies. I feel the same way as I do when a persistent annoying troll is banned from FG -the sooner the pisshead is forgotten the better.

What is galling to me is that on the same day he died, Vaclav Havel died. Havel as a dissident, writer, poet representated the virtues a leader can have in the same way Mentally Ill represented vices.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:06 am

Christoff wrote:All the money in the world wouldn't get his cock sucked in the West.

I might have to introduce you to my sister (to prove you wrong)

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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:27 am

Christoff wrote:All the money in the world wouldn't get his cock sucked in the West.


if he had 20 bucks he could get himself a blowjob and big mac to boot all within a half mile of where i'm sitting right now

he could even bunk on my couch as long as he doesn't snore
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:35 am

So lil' Kim is the 3rd brother right? Boggles the mind how much of a pair of fuck-ups the other two older ones must be for him to be the pick of the litter.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:00 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:So lil' Kim is the 3rd brother right? Boggles the mind how much of a pair of fuck-ups the other two older ones must be for him to be the pick of the litter.


They took off for the "good life" in the west.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:45 pm

GomiGirl wrote:They took off for the "good life" in the west.


Good life meaning, there is food :D Judging by his plumpness, #3 found food closer to home.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:31 pm

Christoff wrote:All the money in the world wouldn't get his cock sucked in the West.


Yeah, right. You know nothing about women.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:32 pm

Coligny wrote:I somehow fear most are not acting...


Exactly. People misunderesitmate the power of brainwashing and mass hysteria.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:43 pm

Saw this floating around the intarwebs...

People were confused today about which Kim died, so let me clarify

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Kim Jong Il looking at things

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:46 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:The beat goes on...
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/


Do you mean like Kim Jong Il looking at the ceiling?

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:38 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Do you mean like Kim Jong Il looking at the ceiling?

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There's got to be a skirt up there, somewhere.
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:48 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Do you mean like Kim Jong Il looking at the ceiling?

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No, he is looking at Heaven, but unfortunately God put a ceiling in between.
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:56 pm

From Twitter:
I'd like to think God let Havel and Hitchens pick the third.
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:11 pm

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[SIZE="3"]Evolution at work[/SIZE]
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:24 pm

WTF, only now I realize that I paid tribute to the Great Leader on the day he died.

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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:26 pm

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Latest news is that the Great Leader did not have a stiffy when he expired...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:15 pm

Russell wrote:Image
Latest news is that the Great Leader did not have a stiffy when he expired...


[SIZE="5"]
That's just Western propaganda and lies![/SIZE]

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Postby legion » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:18 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Exactly. People misunderesitmate the power of brainwashing and mass hysteria.


and the secret police

maybe they were just crying because they know things about junior we are about to find out
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:40 pm

legion wrote:maybe they were just crying because they know things about junior we are about to find out

LOL. :clap:
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Postby Russell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:48 pm

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The Great Leader is now in Hell, with vast fields brimming with radioactive wheat.

Unfortunately for the North-Koreans already in Hell, they will now be sent back to North-Korea...
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:18 am

[SIZE="3"]The Great Leader will not be pickled[/SIZE]

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:11 am

Kim Jong-un Privately Doubts He's Able To Run North Korea
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:18 am

[SIZE="4"]Escalator used by the Great Leader made into place of worship[/SIZE]

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Video says it all...

[YT]IrfZPMH-CEg[/YT]

I am sure the operators of all OTHER supermarkets in NK are glad that Kim did not visit their escalators.

But wait, maybe this is the only escalator in the only supermarket in NK...
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:20 am


Compared to all other stories in the news about the Great Leader, this story is too serious to be taken serious...
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:07 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[SIZE="5"]
That's just Western propaganda and lies![/SIZE]

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WTF, where did you find those originals?

They are supposed to be firmly locked in Virginia headquarters.

And BTW, what ... [SIZE="3"]is ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]it ...[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]BIG !!![/SIZE]
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:49 am

Russell wrote:
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WTF, where did you find those originals?



[YT]4WsWGwajO9c[/YT]
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:02 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[YT]4WsWGwajO9c[/YT]

No, not that faked one.

I mean the originals with the ... big pickle.
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Postby Russell » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:04 am

[SIZE="3"]Latest news: The Great Leader is not dead. He just smells funny.[/SIZE]
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Postby Marked Trail » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:15 am

[YT]5UDNdhHhPcs[/YT]
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