Texas Man Destroys Yachts in Seattle Marina, Claims Asian Female Ninja Trying to Kill Him
ABC News | Sep 28, 2013
It was a scene fit for a Steven Seagal movie. Claiming he was trying to escape an “Asian female ninja” who “had been trying to kill him,” a Texas man allegedly stole a yacht while visiting Seattle, and rammed it into various vessels and docks, according to a criminal complaint.
In the complaint, released by the King County Prosecutor’s Office, Michael Allan Bray, 22, told Seattle police he was a “CIA operative” trying to escape the “female ninja” who was “attempting to kill him.” He also admitted to police that he drank six beers, took ecstasy pills and ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before allegedly stealing the 42-foot yacht and causing damages totaling $483,000, police said.
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Kunoichi attack!
by Taro Toporific » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:51 am
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by Russell » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:10 am
Hell, that female ninja in the second pic looks like an OL in my place of work.
Never saw her walking around with swords though...
Never saw her walking around with swords though...
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by yanpa » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:41 am
Have you seen her walking about in the nude?
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by Russell » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:04 pm
yanpa wrote:Have you seen her walking about in the nude?
Only talking about her face.
The rest is imagination.
Body shape is very similar though. Not much of a rack...
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by yanpa » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:07 pm
Russell wrote:Not much of a rack...
This is Japan, you could have spared yourself the effort of typing those words.
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by matsuki » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:46 pm
yanpa wrote:Russell wrote:Not much of a rack...
This is Japan, you could have spared yourself the effort of typing those words.
I wonder if Tepco has anything to do with the D-cups in Miyagi, Fukushima, and Niigata
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by Yokohammer » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:31 pm
Ah-ha ... I knew there had to be a good reason I moved to Miyagi ...
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by Russell » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:44 pm
Hmm, Choko, that's an interesting idea.
A quick look at the following map appears to reveal a positive correlation between boob size and the presence of a nuke plant in an area.
Thinking of it, TEPCO is actually doing a good job...
A quick look at the following map appears to reveal a positive correlation between boob size and the presence of a nuke plant in an area.
Thinking of it, TEPCO is actually doing a good job...
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by matsuki » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:53 pm
Can we call ourselves investigative journalists now? I want to do more hands on research in the field...
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by Russell » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:55 pm
Why is this guy mosaic'd?
Because he is a dick?
Because he is a dick?
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Re: Kunoichi attack!
by GargoyleTS » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:29 am
Hidin from his mom cause his wife wouldn't care.
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