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'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 08, 2014 10:49 pm

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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Russell » Thu May 08, 2014 10:52 pm

I bet he didn't reinvent the STAP cell procedure...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Thu May 08, 2014 11:45 pm

Russell wrote:I bet he didn't reinvent the STAP cell procedure...


You're just djeal00ss because you didn't think ab00t it before...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Russell » Fri May 09, 2014 8:13 am

Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:I bet he didn't reinvent the STAP cell procedure...


You're just djeal00ss because you didn't think ab00t it before...

You think he will be overbooked?!?
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Fri May 09, 2014 8:36 am

Depend... If he's blond/blue eyes like a good Aryan...

Never underestimate the amount of stupid available in japan...
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 09, 2014 5:02 pm

Coligny wrote:Never underestimate the amount of stupid available in japan...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Russell » Fri May 09, 2014 6:52 pm

Coligny wrote:Depend... If he's blond/blue eyes like a good Aryan...

In that case, he can get them to fornicate him, even if they do not want a kid...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Fri May 09, 2014 10:30 pm

Yea, but it's a good cover...
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Postby Russell » Fri May 09, 2014 10:41 pm

Why would he need a cover?

Is he a religious fanatic or so?!?
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Sat May 10, 2014 12:05 am

Russell wrote:Why would he need a cover?

Is he a religious fanatic or so?!?


for the gurlz to avoid guilt tripping on b00ty callz...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby BigInJapan » Sat May 10, 2014 9:05 pm

Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:Depend... If he's blond/blue eyes like a good Aryan...

In that case, he can get them to fornicate him, even if they do not want a kid...

This guy has probably had the snip-snip, so the joke's on the dumb women that actually partake of his generous "service".
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 10, 2014 9:22 pm

BigInJapan wrote:
Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:Depend... If he's blond/blue eyes like a good Aryan...

In that case, he can get them to fornicate him, even if they do not want a kid...

This guy has probably had the snip-snip, so the joke's on the dumb women that actually partake of his generous "service".



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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby IparryU » Sun May 11, 2014 9:09 am

Coligny wrote:
BigInJapan wrote:
Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:Depend... If he's blond/blue eyes like a good Aryan...

In that case, he can get them to fornicate him, even if they do not want a kid...

This guy has probably had the snip-snip, so the joke's on the dumb women that actually partake of his generous "service".



... PURE GENIUS !!! ...

Hmm... Makes me even more interested to get the snippy snip.

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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Sun May 11, 2014 9:32 am

You're not German...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby IparryU » Sun May 11, 2014 12:34 pm

Coligny wrote:You're not German...

Half

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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Sun May 11, 2014 10:19 pm

IparryU wrote:
Coligny wrote:You're not German...

Half


I'm not talking to you anymore.

Half of the time...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Russell » Sun May 11, 2014 10:53 pm

IPU should have a snip then, not a snip-snip...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby IparryU » Mon May 12, 2014 12:20 am

Russell wrote:IPU should have a snip then, not a snip-snip...

So... would that cut my odds of knocking a girl up by half then?
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon May 12, 2014 2:42 pm

IparryU wrote:
Russell wrote:IPU should have a snip then, not a snip-snip...

So... would that cut my odds of knocking a girl up by half then?

Maybe depends on what the other half is ?...?
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby IparryU » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
IparryU wrote:
Russell wrote:IPU should have a snip then, not a snip-snip...

So... would that cut my odds of knocking a girl up by half then?

Maybe depends on what the other half is ?...?

Mexican (actually Mexican't, but who is keeping track?)... so I should have higher chances?
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Russell » Mon May 12, 2014 9:31 pm

Since you talk about probabilities, this calls for a statistical test.

Make sure your sample size is large enough, though...
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Mon May 12, 2014 9:49 pm

Russell wrote:Since you talk about probabilities, this calls for a statistical test.

Make sure your sample size is large enough, though...



With these 2 clowns I'd be more worried ab00t the proper record keeping than the sample size...

(Do you do 4 bangers too ? how are the waterbed repairs holding in these case ? I don't want to picture the horror of waking up in the morning facing a nekkid and still sweaty IparryU...)
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby J.A.F.O » Tue May 13, 2014 11:40 am

Well considering the breeding rate of most mexicans....
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby IparryU » Tue May 13, 2014 12:32 pm

Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:Since you talk about probabilities, this calls for a statistical test.

Make sure your sample size is large enough, though...



With these 2 clowns I'd be more worried ab00t the proper record keeping than the sample size...

(Do you do 4 bangers too ? how are the waterbed repairs holding in these case ? I don't want to picture the horror of waking up in the morning facing a nekkid and still sweaty IparryU...)

records? need to vid cam it and what not. last time i tried to cam, i turned the lights off (or she did... cant remember) and the camera was backwards. and that was with nice shagger. let me do anything i wanted... and hopefully she took the morning after pill.

dude... if i did have a water bet... your fat, mc chicken ass wouldn't be on it. hell, i wouldn't even risk a 3p on there cause i have a bad feeling it would pop.

but yes, 4p ok and dont touch my balls.
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Re: 'I can make you a child within short time'

Postby Coligny » Tue May 13, 2014 3:34 pm

Yea, that would be gay...
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