"Butt suffers new blow"

[Taro Toporific]

Here's a Marvin-esque story title...

Butt suffers new injury blow
News24, South Africa - 15 JuneLisbon - Nicky Butt suffered another setback in what has been a deeply frustrating year on Monday when he suffered a knee injury in training for England. ... rave reviews in the 2002 World Cup finals until a fortnight ago when Frank Lampard was used instead in both of the lead-up friendlies against Japan and Iceland ...

[Mulboyne]

I think I've seen this headline (and heard variations on it on TV) without once picking up on the obvious double-entendre.
It's not as if Butt is a popular English surname...

[Taro Toporific]

.... the lead-up friendlies against Japan and Iceland ...

Hey, "up friendlies" to my untrained ear sounds like a Rob Pongi video.

I think I've seen this headline (and heard variations on it on TV) without once picking up on the obvious double-entendre....

My fellow teammate, a top-ranked AAU swimmer, was named "Buddy Dick": You should have heard the swim meet announcements.