Chocolate-chip mayonnaise Christmas cookies

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Horrors from today's Newsweek, "Don't Hold the Mayo! Japanese diners go crazy for the creamy condiment"

HE CONCOCTS a "mayoty dog" which is like a salty dog--vodka and grapefruit juice with the rim of the glass coated in mayo instead of salt. If that makes you flinch, wait until dinner arrives: a pot of mayonnaise fondue, followed by a plate of chopped celery and octopus swimming in tomato and mayonnaise sauce. At the next table, a young couple slices a big, mayo-filled pizza. It's a typical Saturday night at Mayonnaise Kitchen, Japan's first mayo-themed restaurant.