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Postby kagemusha » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:37 am

Usually I am a man of peace, live and let live and all that jazz but I can't stand it anymore (and god knows I've tried) What is the fucking story with Amy Chaves?
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20100109cz.html

What is the point of those cheesy moronic columns? Is it a conspiracy to convince the Japanese people that gaijins are a little slow in the head and there is nothing to be afraid of? Is it an excellent way to convey orders to some dormant Japanese cells waiting to take over the world?
How many dicks does she have to suck in order to persuade the editors to publish that crap?
What the fuck?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:33 pm

kagemusha wrote:Usually I am a man of peace, live and let live and all that jazz but I can't stand it anymore (and god knows I've tried) What is the fucking story with Amy Chaves?
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20100109cz.html

What is the point of those cheesy moronic columns? Is it a conspiracy to convince the Japanese people that gaijins are a little slow in the head and there is nothing to be afraid of? Is it an excellent way to convey orders to some dormant Japanese cells waiting to take over the world?
How many dicks does she have to suck in order to persuade the editors to publish that crap?
What the fuck?


Wow. That's possibly the worst thing I've ever read. Now I hate you for exposing me to it, kagemusha.
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Postby Christoff » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:38 pm

you know you've been in Japan way too long when you hate Amy Chave
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Postby kagemusha » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:01 pm

Join the long line of people outside my house.
I didn't want to be selfish and keep it all for myself...
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:16 pm

kagemusha wrote:Usually I am a man of peace, live and let live and all that jazz but I can't stand it anymore (and god knows I've tried) What is the fucking story with Amy Chaves? What the fuck?

Aaaaaaugh!!! I clicked and read!! My eyes ... my brain!!
WTF is this person smoking? Overdosed on Ajinomoto?
Not amusing. Not interesting. Just plain weird.

Now I'm going to have to read some Spike Milligan to restore my sense of normality.

P.S. I really misinterpreted the title of this thread.
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Postby kagemusha » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:19 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
P.S. I really misinterpreted the title of this thread.


Oh? Like 'driving Miss Daisy'? not by a fat chance - this is Greji's department.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:59 pm

At least she wasn't wearing her cow suit....
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:39 pm

I just skip Amy's sad attempts at rambling humor, but when it comes to humor, WTF is that crap comic Noodles still doing in there?

I get that it is supposed to be a Nikkei American's take on life in Japan (even though she hasn't lived here for several years it would seem), but I have yet to find one even remotely amusing. If something is topical or relevant and humorous, the lack of illustration skill can be overlooked, but her drawing skill and content are both lame, IMO.

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Dahl's comics and editorial illustrations on the other hand are well-drawn, and usually good for a laugh.
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Postby Greji » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:17 pm

kagemusha wrote:Oh? Like 'driving Miss Daisy'? not by a fat chance - this is Greji's department.


Somethings wrong with Miss Daisy? I thought she was kinda hot.....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:21 pm

Greji wrote:Somethings wrong with Miss Daisy? I thought she was kinda hot.....
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She told me it didn't work out between the two of you because of the generation gap. She just can't relate to older men.
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Postby bolt_krank » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:04 am

I skimmed through it. Lucky I didn't spend more than 2 minutes on the rubbish. Her attempts at humour just like like arrogant rants.
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Postby Greji » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:41 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:She told me it didn't work out between the two of you because of the generation gap. She just can't relate to older men.


She always was a picky bitch.....
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:48 pm

I must be coming down with something. I didn't think this column was too bad.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:21 pm

Amy's suffering from acute Been in Japan too Long. It'll happen to you guys, too. I can already feel its brain-liquefying effects on me.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:25 pm

Greji wrote:She always was a picky bitch.....
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The driver was kinda hot... Well except for his accent of cotton ball carrying slave... Which was on par with James bond as Marko Ramius in Hunt for Red October... Not paid enough for this maybe...
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:19 am

Mulboyne wrote:I must be coming down with something. I didn't think this column was too bad.

Can't say I disagree with her on this. When I go to an onsen I want to enjoy the baths, drink a bunch of beer, then sleep in the next day before having breakfast and another bath, leaving sometime just before lunch. If I wanted to get up at 7 I'd stay in Osaka and go to work.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:19 pm

If you wanna have a sleep in and scrambled eggs on toast go to a fucking hotel. Part of the reason you go to a ryokan is for the breakfast (and dinner).
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Postby Ketou » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:29 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:If you wanna have a sleep in and scrambled eggs on toast go to a fucking hotel. Part of the reason you go to a ryokan is for the breakfast (and dinner).


I highly doubt that is part of the reason overseas travelers visit hot springs.......
Beer, soaking and fucking are the only three that interest me.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:47 pm

Ketou wrote:I highly doubt that is part of the reason overseas travelers visit hot springs.......
Beer, soaking and fucking are the only three that interest me.
I dunno, people wanna go to have an "authentic" experience and then fucking moan when they actually get one.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:52 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:I dunno, people wanna go to have an "authentic" experience and then fucking moan when they actually get one.


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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:56 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The Japanese know how to take the fun out of everything.

And the cunts make you sleep on the floor!
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:17 am

Ketou wrote:I highly doubt that is part of the reason overseas travelers visit hot springs.......
Beer, soaking and fucking are the only three that interest me.


OMG - the food in a good ryokan is usually amazing and worth getting up for. The 7am starts are a bit much but most of the ones that I have stayed in have let us book the time the night before. Normally it is between 7-9am or something that is workable. Lets you get in another bath before checkout.

It is only really small ones that dictate to the customer the time.

Beer, soaking and fucking are pretty good too. ;)
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:28 am

[quote="GomiGirl"]Beer, soaking and fucking are pretty good too. ]

wow, GG is talking about getting drunk and doin the dirty... Maybe I am too new to experience this... LMFAO
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:00 am

IparryU wrote:wow, GG is talking about getting drunk and doin the dirty... Maybe I am too new to experience this... LMFAO


Ahhh, she's just mouthing off. She don't know nothing about doing the do. Her's was an immaculate conception.

BTW Gomi are you going to download, or what? What seems to be the hold up? We all out here waiting around....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:19 am

Greji wrote:BTW Gomi are you going to download, or what? What seems to be the hold up? We all out here waiting around....
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:53 am

[quote="GomiGirl"]

Beer, soaking and fucking are pretty good too. ]


Yup, the 2 furst keep the wife busy...

The 3 rd one is with the gurl next door...

(who the frack i am kidding... I was hogging the bandwith from the lobby the whole time...)
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