Re: Random Japanese Signs

by **Coligny** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:39 pm

So it was not an invitashiun to buttrape indonesian trannies playing golf in miniskurtz ?

/le disappointed...

by **Russell** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:49 pm

Wage Slave wrote:A better reading than I can manage. Just Jinglish gibberish to me - Can't see the wordplay at all. I take it there a lot of golf courses in Jakarta and they aren't like golf courses in Japan. More coconut trees methinks. And big, bright flowers. And golden balls.

Last time I checked there were not too many golf courses in Jakarta. Then again, I did not really look for them.

Jakarta is just a concrete shit hole. But that may be the hole they refer to...

by **Coligny** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:52 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:There's a fungus among us.
fungus-among-us.jpg
via

Yes, we know, but shhhhhushhh iz a seekret weapon...

image.jpg

by **Wage Slave** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:33 pm

Russell wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:A better reading than I can manage. Just Jinglish gibberish to me - Can't see the wordplay at all. I take it there a lot of golf courses in Jakarta and they aren't like golf courses in Japan. More coconut trees methinks. And big, bright flowers. And golden balls.

Last time I checked there were not too many golf courses in Jakarta. Then again, I did not really look for them.

Jakarta is just a concrete shit hole. But that may be the hole they refer to...

Hmmm. A lot of it is no doubt but given how big, shamelessly elitist and corrupt it is - or at least was when I was there, I would expect them to have quite a few rather nicely manicured golf courses. The company staff house for lowish level engineers that I worked for had a mansion in a walled garden with a pool, housekeeper/cook, maid and gardener. When they had parties apparently the local police were hired to supervise parking and keep riff raff (like other police) out.

by **kurogane** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:51 am

Taro Toporific wrote:There's a fungus among us.
fungus-among-us.jpg
via

And they're hiring:
http://townwork.net/detail/clc_1995880371/

I wonder if this will prompt a healthy discussion as to why the owner decided to call it that?
Probably the same reason he went to the party.
Now name something orange that sounds like a parrot.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:23 am

kurogane wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:There's a fungus among us.
fungus-among-us.jpg
via

And they're hiring:
http://townwork.net/detail/clc_1995880371/

I wonder if this will prompt a healthy discussion as to why the owner decided to call it that?
Probably the same reason he went to the party.
Now name something orange that sounds like a parrot.

Maybe it contains this.

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 11:24 am

froggies.jpg
via @Pubgoblin

I thought this was just a fun Photoshop. I thought wrong: www.froggies.ne.jp

frog.gif

by **matsuki** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:27 pm

Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

by **Russell** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:25 pm

matsuki wrote:Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

I figure they rather need a French page...

by **Coligny** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:56 pm

Russell wrote:
matsuki wrote:Sorry,we don't have
an English page at the moment.
Copyright(c) 2003 Froggies clinic

Tranzreishun izu haado mmmmmmkei

I figure they rather need a French page...

Mental health care and dance studio...

Even for a Benny Hill skit that would be a little too hardcore...

by **matsuki** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:34 am

But you see...there's the...and they...well the name "Froggies" says it all

by **Russell** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:25 pm

matsuki wrote:But you see...there's the...and they...well the name "Froggies" says it all

Maybe Coligny misread it as Floggies.

by **chibaka** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:56 pm

Spot the error....

Top sales.jpg

by **Russell** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:22 pm

Know who thou invite...

by **Takechanpoo** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:36 pm

from Akishima, my ex-neighborhood.

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Uttori Stekina, Araiba

by **matsuki** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:46 pm

So....what are the false advertising laws here again?

by **Coligny** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:06 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:from Akishima, my ex-neighborhood.
usa01.png
usa02.png

Uttori Stekina, Araiba

Your mom's new business ?

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:12 pm

Sold in Japan. :roll:

japanese-lady.jpg

via

by **Coligny** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:22 pm

Fook Yu or Fook me ?

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:33 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Sold in Japan.
japanese-lady.jpg
via

I'm offended by the Japanese appropriating orientalism.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:01 pm

by **Wage Slave** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:31 pm

Never heard of Rapeseed oil? Also known as Canola . The Rape (or Rapeseed) plant is the third largest source of vegetable oil in the world. It's profusion of bright yellow flowers disfigures quite a lot of English countryside - Along with poly tunnels for strawberries.

by **kurogane** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:13 pm

Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............ :roll:

by **matsuki** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:21 pm

kurogane wrote:Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............

I think most have heard of rapeseed but I'd never seen it as simply "rape" before.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:28 pm

matsuki wrote:
kurogane wrote:Even money says yes he has, because that is what is was called when he was a kiddy in Canader. Is Canola not technically not quite rape? The flowering season was the bane of my spring in Edinburger.

And just to prove that the PC Police really have gone mad:

'Land of rape and honey': Canada town reconsiders slogan after 55 years

While many Tisdale residents take pride in town’s abundant rapeseed crop, officials wonder if motto could be interpreted as ‘insensitive’

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/a ... -and-honey

It makes one wonder if Norman Mailer was simply misunderstood............

I think most have heard of rapeseed but I'd never seen it as simply "rape" before.

Quite right, as a wee lad in Canuckistan, the crop/plant was simply called rape. Not sure if something was changed other than the name when canola became a thing. Sounds way too much like granola for my liking. The photo came to my attention as the wives of some military personnel stationed here were all aflutter on a Facebook group about the very "insensitive" label.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:34 pm

I prefer my rape to be hot and sweaty.

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:26 pm

Not exact a sign...
An ad in today's Nikkei...

Nikkei-Jan-27.jpg

fuck-it.jpg

by **TennoChinko** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:54 pm

Fucking found it....

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:32 pm

BEWARE OF BIG-BALLING GAIJIN!

train-oni.jpg

by **Russell** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:15 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:BEWARE OF BIG-BALLING GAIJIN!

train-oni.jpg

Aahhh, that's why nobody wanted to sit next to me in the train today...

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