Random Nihonjin Pics - Part 3

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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:57 pm

Greji wrote:
But, the TV announcers and color commentators made it into a race, talking about Tsukahara's great (lightning) start, without mentioning that his reaction time was tied for the 3rd slowest of all 16 starters. TIJ!
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At least he looks good running, it takes a lot of hair gel to get the perfect look while running in last place.

Also, I don't think the guy above got his panties from a girlfriend.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:49 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:LOL! In fairness to Japan, though, my native Oz also does this with its athletes.
If you read the Aussie rags, you'd imagine our sprinters were up there with the Bolts and Powells instead of being the also-rans they really are.
I think the last time Oz got a sprinter up on the dais was 1968 (when a guy called Peter Martin stood beside Americans Tommie Smith and John Carlos as they gave the Black Power salute).

Peter Norman was his name. Great story. He's the reason why Tommie Smith is wearing a glove on his right hand and John Carlos is wearing one on his left. One of the two Americans (forget who) forgot to bring his gloves with him to the podium and Peter Norman suggested they put the gloves on as the famous picture shows. When Peter Norman died a few years ago Tommie Smith and John Carlos were pallbearers at his funeral.
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Postby james » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:16 am

osopolar wrote:Image


can i get one of those with store credit? :D
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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:22 pm

james wrote:can i get one of those with store credit? :D


Me too! She's looking at air conditioners and I'm sweating.....Hmmm, something in common?
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Postby osopolar » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:37 pm

and one to go hand-in-hand with the post on random gaijin pics

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Postby Marked Trail » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:24 pm

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Postby osopolar » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:25 pm

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Postby Bucky » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:06 am

osopolar wrote:Image

Took a second, but I presume the thing in the foreground is a hand holding an umbrella handle. . . or somebody has a stiffy.. .
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Postby osopolar » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:18 am

Bucky wrote:Took a second, but I presume the thing in the foreground is a hand holding an umbrella handle. . . or somebody has a stiffy.. .


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Postby Ketou » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:43 am

Bucky wrote:Took a second, but I presume the thing in the foreground is a hand holding an umbrella handle. . . or somebody has a stiffy.. .


That would be a woody.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:04 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:19 pm

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Postby Tsuru » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:44 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:from here
Reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY8PRFro7v0

(Purposefully not embedded - not for the faint of heart.)
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:58 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:38 am

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Postby Marked Trail » Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:05 pm

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Postby 2triky » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:54 am

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Postby osopolar » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:17 pm

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Postby kusai Jijii » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:22 am

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You sure do love your photoshop pics, eh Bro?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:50 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:You sure do love your photoshop pics, eh Bro?
Speaking of Photoshop fun, does anybody know the name of the software package or plug-in the Japanese [color="Silver"]over[/color]use to create these bizarre eyes?

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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:03 pm

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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:10 am

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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:15 am

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Postby Dragonette » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:34 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Speaking of Photoshop fun, does anybody know the name of the software package or plug-in the Japanese [color="Silver"]over[/color]use to create these bizarre eyes?

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That's not done via computer, it's the camera angle. Shoot from above with the subject looking up at the lense. Heavy eye makeup is a must. Experiment a bit, you'll get it.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:12 am

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How much is the nama beer? I can't quite make it out.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:44 am

Mulboyne wrote:How much is the nama beer? I can't quite make it out.

Did someone say nama?:drool5:
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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:28 am

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Postby Tsuru » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:45 pm

Ahh.... a broom...
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