WIfe's Wallet was Stolen in The Boonies

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WIfe's Wallet was Stolen in The Boonies

Postby Big Booger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:22 pm

Now this just goes to show you the state of affairs in Japan... people break into locked cars now to get a wallet with 1-man yen in it.. They did over 3-man in damage to the car to get to the fucking wallet... we have cancelled our credit cards, getting her a new menkyosho, and we're needing to have her door lock repaired... what a joke.

We called the park to see if they had a camera in the parking lot... this being the boondocks, they didn't. The lady who answered the phone said they posted a sign about theft.

This is a bunch of BULL SHIT.
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Re: WIfe's Wallet was Stolen in The Boonies

Postby Greji » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:47 pm

Big Booger wrote:Now this just goes to show you the state of affairs in Japan... people break into locked cars now to get a wallet with 1-man yen in it.. They did over 3-man in damage to the car to get to the fucking wallet... we have cancelled our credit cards, getting her a new menkyosho, and we're needing to have her door lock repaired... what a joke.

We called the park to see if they had a camera in the parking lot... this being the boondocks, they didn't. The lady who answered the phone said they posted a sign about theft.

This is a bunch of BULL SHIT.


Blinky's office has issued a statement that since there was a sign posted the perp was undoubtably a FG, because only FGs steal and no FG's can read J-signs
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Postby amdg » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:58 pm

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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:43 pm

What does boonies mean???? :oops:
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Postby Greji » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:47 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


The south island
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The word is from boondocks (originally from Tagalog I think), in this case meaning out in the country of even jungle, kind of like the outback would mean across the pond from you!
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:51 pm

gboothe wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


The south island
:lol:

The word is from boondocks (originally from Tagalog I think), in this case meaning out in the country of even jungle, kind of like the outback would mean across the pond from you!


nice try....
umm interesting confusing explaination..........
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:12 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


Yeah, gboothe is trying to show off his knowledge (which he probably googled up anyway). It just means out in the country. He is right that it comes from Tagalog though.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:15 pm

Hehe thanks. I think we would say 'The Whop Whops'
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Postby Greji » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:17 pm

" wrote:
gboothe wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


[quote/]nice try....
umm interesting confusing explaination..........


Yanks in slang refer to anything away from the big city (or Mt. Manganui) as out in the boonies. As I say, I believe it came from a Philippino Tagalog word for jungle. We just use it primarily to confuse Kiwi's!
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:22 pm

" wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:
gboothe wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


[quote/]nice try....
umm interesting confusing explaination..........


Yanks in slang refer to anything away from the big city (or Mt. Manganui) as out in the boonies. As I say, I believe it came from a Philippino Tagalog word for jungle. We just use it primarily to confuse Kiwi's!
8)


well you suceeded i was very confused. So how come you (think?) know so much bout NZ???
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:27 pm

" wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:
gboothe wrote:
ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean???? :oops:


[quote/]nice try....
umm interesting confusing explaination..........


Yanks in slang refer to anything away from the big city (or Mt. Manganui) as out in the boonies. As I say, I believe it came from a Philippino Tagalog word for jungle. We just use it primarily to confuse Kiwi's!
8)


Bundok means mountain in Tagalog.
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Postby Greji » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Bundok means mountain in Tagalog.


I stand corrected, but it is still handy to confuse Kiwi's.

Actually, I am a Kiwi fan. Any bird that only goes out in the night has got to be okay in my book!
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Re: WIfe's Wallet was Stolen in The Boonies

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:47 pm

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Re: WIfe's Wallet was Stolen in The Boonies

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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:07 pm

Actually, that's why I use a 40GB iPod in the car. No fuss, no clutter of CDs, no sorting. It's hidden in the car, but generally I take it out when I park the car anyway.
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:47 pm

Booger, dude, it was me, I stole your wallet man, sorry
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:25 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Booger, dude, it was me, I stole your wallet man, sorry


I cut you up real good for a greencard ese. :D
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:45 pm

We went to the Koban, filled out a report, had the car finger-printed *no prints were found... While we were at the Koban another lady came in with the same scenario. Her lock had been punched in and everything was stolen, her wallet, purse, cell phone... and she hadn't even called to cancel anything...

The cops dubbed today, Dorobo Day....

I hope karma gets these scumbag(s)...

It took most of our day to sort this mess out.. I had to take my wife to Akashi to get her menkyosho and so on sorted... then to the koban, then to the car dealership to schedule a repair.

And what is more the deductible on our insurance is 5-man, with the damages totalling less than 4-man... I am fed up with this shit... I need a beer. :D
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Postby Akito » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:09 pm

Big Booger wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Booger, dude, it was me, I stole your wallet man, sorry


I cut you up real good for a greencard ese. :D


Love the random Scarface moment.
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Postby Akito » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:10 pm

Sorry about your bad luck by the way. That sucks.
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:11 pm

Akito wrote:Sorry about your bad luck by the way. That sucks.


Just return it and say, 'I'm sorry', you Godamn thief
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Postby Akito » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:17 am

I can't see myself in the boonies. I prefer the rice fields and swamps of Iwata.




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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:05 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Just return it and say, 'I'm sorry', you Godamn thief


Ah, I've already max'd the credit cards out and spent the cash in Roppongi, would a "Thank you" card suffice?
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