The Official SPAM Thread

[Captain Japan]

I get boatloads of SPAM everyday. Most of it is for cialis and university diplomas. But sometimes it is related to Japan. I'm going post some of the better stuff here. The one below from Itochu is the first...

ITOCHU Corporation
5-1, Kita-Aoyama 2-chome
Minato-ku, Tokyo 107-8077, Japan
Web: http://www.itochu.co.jp/main/coy/coy_1e.html

COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE REQUIRED

I am Mr. Eizo Kobayashi, president ITOCHU Corporation based in Japan. We specialized in the iron and steel products. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in the Canada/America and other nearby countries as well as making payments through you to us. You do not have to leave your present job for this one because this job offer will be on a part time basis as it comes once in a while and remuneration is on a percentage basis of 10% of the total amount you receive from my customers at any time on my behalf.

The reason why i seek your assistance is that American and Canadian checks takes a long time to clear here in Japan. Thereby holding business down for me and my associates. Now i already have customers who are ready to remit cash to me. Please to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send me promptly the following informations below by
my private email: itouch_cooparation_1@yahoo.co.jp

(1)Your full names:
(2)Contact address:
(3)Tele/cell numbers:
(4)Occupation:
(5)Age:
(6)Sex:
(7)scan copy of international passport:

Eizo Kobayashi
President and Chief Executive Officer.
EMAIL:itouch_cooparation_1@yahoo.co.jp

[Captain Japan]

Some guy named Stephen Thompson wanted me to know Japan is cruel...

Dear Captain japan,

Would I like to tell you something? Yes I would.

FACT: japan's program of "research whaling" is a filthy lie
since the IWC has recommended non-lethal means to carrying
out the research japan's JARPAII claims to want to conduct.
But then herein LIES the truth. The nation of japan has
attempted to disguise its illegal whale-killing operation
under the heading of research whaling.

FACT: japan is breaking international law with its illegal
whale-killing program. japan is going against the moratorium
of the IWC and acting like a spoilt miss-behaving brat of a
child in desperate need of a good spanking.

FACT: japan has invaded Australia's territorial waters and
the waters of the southern ocean whale sanctuary and is as
we speak going against the wishes of 97% of Australians who
want the japanese whale killers driven back home.

FACT: Any nation that resorts to the cowardly killing of
highly intelligent mammals has no honor whatsoever.

Furthermore I wish to express my anger and outrage to the
nation of
japan for allowing the dishonorable barbaric, cowardly and
extremely cruel acts of savagery your country condones as an
expression of your "culture" against helpless animals who
deserve our compassion. And I have nothing but contempt for
any culture that condones whales and dolphins to be
slaughtered.

And I will do everything I am legally entitled to do within
the boundary of the law to show the world what japan is all
about in the hopes that others will join our ranks in
opposition of your nation's lawless and barbaric actions and
anything I can do to educate others about japan to hopefully
prevent them from buying japanese products and using
japanese services I will most certainly do.

With great contempt,

Stephen Thompson
Richmond, British Columbia, Canada

[Captain Japan]

More from Stephen...

What's next japan?

How about the collective rape of an entire city of helpless
humans?

Oh, wait... (Nanking) I forgot japan has already done this.

So what's next japan? japan the nation that allows
sub-human-filth to kill whales and dolphins, japan the
nation of habitual liars that makes ridiculous claims such
as "research whaling" japan the nation of spoilt brats that
invades the territorial waters of other sovereign nations.
japan the nation that when it doesn't get its way (i.e. the
IWC's upheld moratorium on whaling) has a temper tantrum
like a sniveling little spoilt child and disobeys the rules
it is supposed to honor and obey.

So what IS next japan?

japan - THE CRUELEST MOST DISHONORABLE NATION ON PLANET
EARTH

[Greji]

"....And I will do everything I am legally entitled to do within
the boundary of the law to show the world what japan is all
about in the hopes that others will join our ranks in
opposition of your nation's lawless and barbaric actions and
anything I can do to educate others about japan to hopefully
prevent them from buying japanese products and using
japanese services I will most certainly do. ...."

With great contempt,

Stephen Thompson
Richmond, British Columbia, Canada...."

Stephen-kun's excellent punction and use of subordinate clauses provides for some unusual reading, maybe transfering meanings he didn't intend. Especially since he doesn't have the foggiest idea to whom he is writing!

However, be that as it may, I will not use any of your services either Cap'n! Especially since I have learned from another thread that you have given the Conbini hooker concession that I wanted wanted so badly to GJ!

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[Captain Japan]

Ahem, I will not use any of your services either Cap'n! Especially since it appears you have given the Conbini hooker concession that I wanted to GJ!

I only gave it to him because he asked first.

[GuyJean]

I will not use any of your services either Cap'n! Especially since I have learned from another thread that you have given the Conbini hooker concession that I wanted so badly to GJ!

Hey, there's plenty to go around; conbinis are on every corner. But I'm also trying to expand. The 'Vending Machine Geisha' niche has yet to be explored.. And I looove exploring new niches..

GJ

[Greji]

I will not use any of your services either Cap'n! Especially since I have learned from another thread that you have given the Conbini hooker concession that I wanted so badly to GJ!

Hey, there's plenty to go around]

You are not going to leave me with the vending machine concession. I tried that and everytime I put in 100 yen in the geisha slot, Laser Ramon came out!

[GuyJean]

I tried that and everytime I put in 100 yen in the geisha slot, Laser Ramon came out!

You should've tried the Bukkake Udon.. But it'll cost ya more than 100 yen.. ]Udon & Soba
Bukkake $6.75
Nabeyaki $8.00 - http://www.japaneserestaurantnavi.com/maruichi.html[/quote] GJ

[Greji]

I tried that and everytime I put in 100 yen in the geisha slot, Laser Ramon came out!

You should've tried the Bukkake Udon.. But it'll cost ya more than 100 yen.. ]Udon & Soba
Bukkake $6.75
Nabeyaki $8.00 - http://www.japaneserestaurantnavi.com/maruichi.html

GJ[/quote]

I am no even going to try to ask how you found Bukkake Udon, not for 200 yen or even $6.75!

I guess I'm stuck with HG!!

[dimwit]

Bukkake udon is udon with a simple broth and it originates in Kagawa where I used to live. If you ask the local there about the another meaning for bukkake, they would probably shrug their shoulders.

[kamome]

Bukkake udon is udon with a simple broth and it originates in Kagawa where I used to live. If you ask the local there about the another meaning for bukkake, they would probably shrug their shoulders.

Doesn't bukkake udon have an egg in it?

[dimwit]

Yes it does have eggs and chives in it.

[IkemenTommy]

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[Greener]

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[Captain Japan]

Some lady named Elenore sent me this...

The Japanese slaughterers of whales have not changed their tactics since WW11. They are torturers, murderers, lyers and 95% of the world population still hate them.[/url]

It's not really spam (because it was sent to me) but I figured it had sentiments that were similar to what I posted to start this thread.

[Greji]

[quote="GuyJean"]:lol: You should've tried the Bukkake Udon.. But it'll cost ya more than 100 yen.. ]
New GJ Combini outlet found!

[dimwit]

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That and online degrees in criminology. If they only offered degrees in taxidermy I might be tempted.

[Greji]

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Hey Dimwit, you just don't have the touch! I have won all the on-line lotteries for Belgium, Holland, the UK, a couple from South Africa and others in several places I have never heard of. But, with all that, I can't believe I haven't won anything from Nigeria,which seems strange since I've lost so many relatives there.

[Captain Japan]

These spammers can't even spell the company's name right...

Mr WATARU HIRAISHI
C E O,
AZUMA TSUCHO CO LTD.
JAPAN.

This mail is
serving as an invitation to treat with the above named
company. I will
not fail to state that I am sorry for encroaching in
your privacy.Our
company was established in 1991. Over the years we
have accumulated
invaluable experience in our business and we are proud
to claim we are
second to none.

Our line of business includes food produce wholesale,
export of fresh
and frozen produce fish and vegetable,soy bean paste,
pickles,
seasoning, and many varieties of dry foods.Over the years we
have
limited countries where our products are been exported, due to the
quality of our products we have sucessfully some few customers in the
America continent Due to the increase in demand of our products in
America and Canada,we have decided to move our products fully into the
continent of America.
By doing so,we are searching for reliable
persons/companies who can act as a
DISTRIBUTOR/RECEIVING OFFICER who
will act as medium of reach between
our customers and us in their area
of locality.Note that,if finally
aprroved as our Representative,you are
entitled to an annual income of
$24,000USD
and 5% of whatever amount
you receive from customers who
are making payments for outstanding
invoices on behalf of the company.

Our account officer in Japan will
convey to you the medium which
you will use to remit any funds
received on our behalf. If you are
interested in being a RECEIVING
OFFICER in the above location and your
locality, please fill out this
form below:

Azuma Tsusho Co.,Ltd. Distributor/Receiving account
Form

Title please select Ms Mr Mrs Dr
First Name:
Surname:
Age:
PostalAddress:
Phone/Fax:

Do you have an exclusive relationship with
another
Japan based company? YES /NO
Please also let us know the best
time to reach you
on phone especially as we have a difference in time.
Thank you for your time.

Respectfully Submitted,
Wataru Hiraishi
Director
Azuma Tsusho Co.,Ltd
2-13-3 Ginza, Chuo-ku,
Tokyo 104-0061
JAPAN.
To file your other enquiries,please contact your agent
departiment (Mrs Nakasha Azuma)e-mail address (agentazuma@yahoo.com

For our products click the webpage below;
http://www.atc-tokyo.
com/product.html

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Attn:The Managing Director
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Prior to this last serious crisis that is still ravaging in my country,which recently led to misfortune of our government and my late husband position as the personal aid to the president, ,We inherited the sum of US$16 million.The funds were originally gotten from my late husband proceeds. My late husband was able to safe guard the fund with a very good diplomatic contact from my Country and deposited it in thailand. .
I have decided to contact you because I am interested in investing in your country which is investment friendly. Please kindly guide and assist me in making the right investment since I am also interested in buying a residential property as I will be moving with my only son Abdullah Moosa, in over there as soon as every thing regarding technical and logictics details is worked out and ascertained to our respective satisfaction.
In view of your participation,I am ready to give you a good negotiable percentage for your assistance,or better still commit it into viable Joint venture projects with you.,be assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds belong to me and my only survived son musa. As soon as I get your consent, we will quickly move this fund to your country for investment .
However, upon your acceptance to work as my partner, you can contact me with my private e-mail for more details.
, I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success here after, please include you private contact telephone number and private e-mail when replying.pls contact me in my private email at .....
Yours Sincerely.
Mrs.Kudarat Moosa.

Damn those Americans displacing the poor people of Iraqi moving to Thailand that want to invest in Japan.

[IkemenTommy]

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[GomiGirl]

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[dimwit]

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[IkemenTommy]

are you using a spam guard? some good ones around that you just use in conjunction with your normal mail client and you "teach" it which emails are spam etc. I use Spam sieve and it takes care of all these erectile disfuction emails.

No, I use IMAPI which is web-based email similar to hotmail or google. It has a filtering feature but I still have to teach the tricks.

Lately, it's the annoying phishing scam mails like "Change of Ebay password" and "Illegal Access to Your Paypal", etc that I am getting.

[flotsam]

yeah, this spam is unbelievable. i mean, every day i get some "asian hos in your mailbox" spam. pics and all. and it just keeps on coming, day after day, tit after tit, ho after ho. for heavens sake, you sign up once in 1997 and you can't get away from these people.

[Greji]

Ahh, I have reaped in another bundle. Besides my inheritances from numerous dead relatives in Nigeria and elsewhere, plus winning myriad lotteries throughout Europe, my luck continues in the UK:

"....
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http://www.freelotto.com
PO Box 42
Peterborough
PE3 8XH
United Kingdom

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Now that I have have amassed all my fortunes, I can afford to buy GJ (who never shouts) a pint!

[nullpointer]

I read someplace...

[size=-1]I just wish that I would not get emails in the same day to enlarge my breast and penis. It is just too sad and stupid[/size]

[Greji]

it takes care of all these erectile disfuction emails.

Are you trying to say something here?

[Yorik]

I get heaps of Russian Bride emails, I like to play along with them and then ask them for money before they get the chance.. So far I have nothing except a loss of some of my time and a few laughs..

[kurohinge1]

yeah, this spam is unbelievable. i mean, every day i get some "asian hos in your mailbox" spam. pics and all. and it just keeps on coming, day after day, tit after tit, ho after ho. for heavens sake, you sign up once in 1997 and you can't get away from these people.

You could stop paying your subscription.