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Postby james » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:02 pm

Jack wrote:There are many cultures in the world where money does not come first. My home province of Quebec comes to mind.


:rofl: and you're saying he has his head up his arse? quebec has been the first in line with the biggest hat for decades in receiving federal grants, funding, and transfer payments. i wouldn't care about money either if it were being spoon-fed to me all the time.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:08 pm

james wrote::rofl: and you're saying he has his head up his arse? quebec has been the first in line with the biggest hat for decades in receiving federal grants, funding, and transfer payments. i wouldn't care about money either if it were being spoon-fed to me all the time.


That's why Jack likes Japan, the adolescent chicks that he (claims) gets probably spoon-feed him. Or possibly, he just couldn't stand Celine Dion and just bolted to get away from her Banshee, crippling voice. 8-)
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Postby canman » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:15 pm

Now I understand everything! Jack is from Quebec, no explanation needed.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:44 pm

Ah, Jacques...the typical stupide anglo!

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Postby Jack » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:55 pm

james wrote::rofl: and you're saying he has his head up his arse? quebec has been the first in line with the biggest hat for decades in receiving federal grants, funding, and transfer payments. i wouldn't care about money either if it were being spoon-fed to me all the time.


Spoken like a true Westmount Rodesian. This topic is not for here but let me just say you are a typical racist, ignorant anglo who knows nothing put talks big just because you are "white English".
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Postby Jack » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:56 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Ah, Jacques...the typical stupide anglo!

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Mais oui, Michel, c'est vraiment drole.
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Postby james » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:39 pm

Jack wrote:Spoken like a true Westmount Rodesian. This topic is not for here but let me just say you are a typical racist, ignorant anglo who knows nothing put talks big just because you are "white English".


Rhodesian.

you make me want to start a new poll. "how far can jack shove his head up his arse?".

racist? when did les qué]does[/I] have in common with japan is a subtle, institutionalized (and sometimes not so subtle) racism. at times it's quite palpable and the similarities are striking. get out off the island much?

jacques parizeau reminds me all too much of blinky ishihara, and the attitude of teachers in some school systems towards anyone who they feel isn't pure laine enough has left a bad taste in my mouth more than once.

as for my being white and and anglo - which for you seems to be derisive enough in and of itself, lending me to make speculations about your own character and racist tendencies - that didn't stop me from completing 3/4 of my schooling in french, often times helping friends of mine who went to french schools with their own studies in french. but yeah, i must be an ignorant racist.

fucking twat tête carré.
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Quebec?! You mean that insular spot on a donkeys ass.

Postby cot faulking » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:50 pm

Jack wrote:My home province of Quebec comes to mind. Many people couldn't care less about tourism revenue if tourist money comes with colateral crime.


Lets pretend someone cares about people from Quebec or anything about Quebec. And lets pretend Canada isn't one big drug den. Then yes the people of Quebec might be worried about crime.

Japan also worries about foreigners rioting after an earthquake.

The people of Quebec might also be worried about similar issues with foreigners. Or it could just be their acid trip slowly wearing off.

Jack go get some more acid before you start to make sense.
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Postby Jack » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:10 pm

james wrote:Rhodesian.

you make me want to start a new poll. "how far can jack shove his head up his arse?".

racist? when did les qué]who went to french schools[/I] with their own studies in french. but yeah, i must be an ignorant racist.

fucking twat tête carré.


tête carrée?
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Postby amdg » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:17 pm

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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:20 pm

Jack wrote:Spoken like a true Westmount Rodesian. This topic is not for here but let me just say you are a typical racist, ignorant anglo who knows nothing put talks big just because you are "white English".


Too funny, Jack is the last person on God's green Earth to call someone ignorant....and a racist to boot. Talk about a hypocrite.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:26 pm

amdg wrote:What's Quebec?

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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:28 pm

amdg wrote:What's Quebec?


It's some sad piece of land in Canada where the French think they are French, but not really, because they are too Americanized for the French in Europe who are the real French, but despise and hate everyone that isn't French. Did I mention they have Celine Dion who is from Canada...I mean, Quebec which is different from Canada and from France entirely. They want to have independence(the Quebecian people), beats the hell out of me as to why. Maybe to be a Quebecian that speak French. In a nutshell.

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Postby james » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:29 pm

[quote="Jack"]tê]

yeah, dropped the feminine e when cutting and pasting since i don't have accents enabled on this keyboard. i'm assuming however you're familiar with the term.
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Postby Jack » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:35 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:It's some sad piece of land in Canada where the French think they are French, but not really, because they are too Americanized for the French in Europe who are the real French, but despise and hate everyone that isn't French. Did I mention they have Celine Dion who is from Canada...I mean, Quebec which is different from Canada and from France entirely. They want to have independence(the Quebecian people), beats the hell out of me as to why. Maybe to be a Quebecian that speak French. In a nutshell.

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I could not have said it better myself. Other than adding Cirque du Soleil is from Quebec.
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Postby wuchan » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:38 am

amdg wrote:What's Quebec?

A place where people speak outdated french and think somehow it makes them french. Shit even real french people make fun of people from Quebec.
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Postby james » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:36 am

xenomorph42 wrote:It's some sad piece of land in Canada where the French think they are French, but not really, because they are too Americanized for the French in Europe who are the real French, but despise and hate everyone that isn't French. Did I mention they have Celine Dion who is from Canada...I mean, Quebec which is different from Canada and from France entirely. They want to have independence(the Quebecian people), beats the hell out of me as to why. Maybe to be a Quebecian that speak French. In a nutshell.

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my personal experience is that the people of quebec aren't trying to be "real french". personally, i find that rather derogatory. maybe i'm biased because of my own lineage.

while the roots may be french, it is most certainly a culture different from france and from the so-called "rest of" canada. much of the language, derided so pejoratively by many people in france is by far much truer to the "original". this becomes very evident reading any "french" magazine published in france compared to something published in quebec. the number of anglicisms is astonishing.

i've always enjoyed my time when i go there and yeah, speaking french while there goes a long way in being able to do so. no more than one should expect people in japan to speak english, one shouldn't presume people in quebec outside of montreal or the outaouais area to really do so. even if your french is horrible, an effort to do so is usually appreciated.

as for separatism, it's a very emotional thing and the people are quite split on it. i'm guessing if i were quebec born i could have even fallen into that category. it has the same roots as every separatist movement - a culture notably different from the surrounding or majority culture wants autonomy and self-determination. many in english canada are a little quick, if not blithe to say that a quebec that separates from canada could only fail.
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Postby canman » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:45 am

I almost spit my morning coffee all over the screen when I read "tête carrée". I haven't heard that in years. For those of you who don't know what we are talking about, "tête carrée" is what the typical French kid calls an English kid. On the other hand English kids call them French frogs, or something else.
I agree with James as well that Quebec is very much like Japan with its not too subtle racism. One small story, a very nice Canadian Catholic sister, recalled to me her latest trip to Montreal her home. You have to imagine this quote said with a fairly heavy French accent, " you know Michael, the metro in Montreal is like the United Nations, with so many blacks and other people, it's not real Montreal anymore." Lovely woman, just a Quebec racist.
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Postby james » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:55 am

canman wrote:I almost spit my morning coffee all over the screen when I read "tê]

well i suppose i should be happy that i don't owe you a new monitor!

canman wrote:I agree with James as well that Quebec is very much like Japan with its not too subtle racism.


i had a teacher like that in high school. a very closed-minded individual. there was this black kid in our class, one of very few at our predominantly italian school, that i swear she had it in for. he was not an academic kid by any means, was on the football team etc. she would consistently mark this kid lower on assignments and presentations compared to peer evaluations, which ended up being spot-on for damn near everyone else.

drawing further comparison to japan, another thing i found was that it was assumed (when found out) because i was a tê]despite being fluent[/I] that i couldn't speak or understand what was being said around me. this rings all too familiar. i don't think the term "racism" applies in this case so maybe simple bigotry or discrimination.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:13 pm

I found Mordecai Richler's "Oh Canada, Oh Quebec" a decent treatment of the issues the country and the province have with each other. Not really a great book for those not already somewhat familiar with the situation, but really interesting for his local outsider's point of view.
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Postby Jack » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:31 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:I found Mordecai Richler's "Oh Canada, Oh Quebec" a decent treatment of the issues the country and the province have with each other. Not really a great book for those not already somewhat familiar with the situation, but really interesting for his local outsider's point of view.


I find Mordecai Richler to be a bigot anti-Quebec and anti-French just like the lot of you on here who are anti-anything Japanese. But yeah, most of the discussion about Quebec so far has been bang on and the comparisons to Japan are fairly acurate with the exception that there is a little bit of immigration in Quebec. You can be a 10th generation Quebecer of Laotian ancestry and you will never be considered a true Quebecer.
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