The New Members Introduction Thread

[yanpa]

New to FG? We are nicer than our reputation. Feel free to add some brief words of introduction to this fine thread so we can reciprocate with kind words of welcome (and call the ninjas off).

[Taro Toporific]

New to FG? We are nicer than our reputation...

Hi Everybody!
I'm sort-of new here and to Japan. I love anime and manga, but hate haters. 「(°ヘ°)
I hope there is a lot a can learn about Japanese picture characters and advanced society. I love natto and everything Japanese.
Love me.
Taro

PS: Here are some photos that others kindly have already posted of me on this Forum.

taroalbumpic2dt.jpg

me.jpg

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Let-s_Eat_Taro_logo.gif

Taro-is-the-Dude.jpg

[Ninpo]

Hi all,

Ninpo here, 25, Male, still in the UK unfortunately, working on getting my degree (Mathematics & Physics).

Hopefully be able to have some fun and good rapport with you guys&gals.

Ninpo

[CrankyBastard]

A gazillion red snot for the new Taro Toporific guy.

[CrankyBastard]

Hi all,

Ninpo here, 25, Male, still in the UK unfortunately, working on getting my degree (Mathematics & Physics).

Hopefully be able to have some fun and good rapport with you guys&gals.

Ninpo

Welcome Nimp, hope you enjoy all this place has to offer.
When it all gets too much, it's good to bear in mind that we're all just generating cleverly arranged pixels on our screens.

[Ninpo]

Whats a pixel?

[Yokohammer]

Whats a pixel?

Sorta like a pixie, only smaller, I think.

[Ninpo]

Like one of these?

[Mod edit - fixed your YouTube links to enable the embedding.]

[CrankyBastard]

In digital imaging, a pixel, or pel, (picture element. a physical point in a raster image, or the smallest addressable element in a display device; so it is the smallest controllable element of a picture represented on the screen.
You know, the little dots that cover the screen.
Occasionally one gets stuck, it can be annoying, but easily ignored.

[Ninpo]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

[yanpa]

But what you don't know is that the FG system uses the gaps between pixels to broadcast subliminal messages.

[Ninpo]

Now I am impressed!

I hope it's not some sort of anti-USA propaganda!

[yanpa]

Now I am impressed!

I hope it's not some sort of anti-USA propaganda!

Good heavens no, quite the opposite. We are currently broadcasting imagery of an all-American 5-year old girl defending her house for democracy and freedom with a pink-painted assault rifle against an onslaught of Taleban mime artists.

[CrankyBastard]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

I already figured you'd know what a pixel was, it was the "annoying but easily ignored," bit that I wanted to impart.

[Ninpo]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

I already figured you'd know what a pixel was, it was the "annoying but easily ignored," bit that I wanted to impart.

Point made

Now I am impressed!

I hope it's not some sort of anti-USA propaganda!

Good heavens no, quite the opposite. We are currently broadcasting imagery of an all-American 5-year old girl defending her house for democracy and freedom with a pink-painted assault rifle against an onslaught of Taleban mime artists.

There is nothing quite as spectacular as watching a preteen suffocate someone from behind with a tampon.

[pjifwepijfsd]

American in central Tokyo for 4 years. I've been an occasional freelance translator, but my current day job precludes me from doing much of it by being either busy or lucrative enough that I am unmotivated to seek translation work. I have a wife and young child, and I enjoy a variety of hobbies that are on long-term hiatus due to work, wife and young child (which are all great too).

[Grumpy Gramps]

Hi

I am not from the pot of the gaijin.
My favorite color is black and white.
They say that I am good with chopsticks.
Thought, I'd come and have a look, hope that's OK.

Therefore, hello

[Conker]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

For an illustration of pixels, any Japanese dickumentary will suffice. Or so I've been told.

[Iraira]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

For an illustration of pixels, any Japanese dickumentary will suffice. Or so I've been told.

That's for the definition of a schmeckel.

[Conker]

I know what a pixel is, I'm a Web Developer/SEO Guy by trade.

Regardless, thanks for the explanation ^^

For an illustration of pixels, any Japanese dickumentary will suffice. Or so I've been told.

That's for the definition of a schmeckel.

No, he was a Danish keeper for Manchester United.

[Coligny]

Hi

I am not from the pot of the gaijin.
My favorite color is black and white.
They say that I am good with chopsticks.
Thought, I'd come and have a look, hope that's OK.

Therefore, hello

Yay !!! grandpa is dere...

[yanpa]

Time for a Grumpy Old Men subforum

[Taro Toporific]

American in central Tokyo for 4 years...

Welcome to the fucked.
So, when we have one of the rare FG meet-ups, how do we pronounce your name?
"Pee Jay IF WE PIJ FuSeD"?

[Ninpo]

American in central Tokyo for 4 years...

Welcome to the fucked.
So, when we have one of the rare FG meet-ups, how do we pronounce your name?
"Pee Jay IF WE PIJ FuSeD"?

I think you'll find it's pronounced "Tony".

[Wage Slave]

Time for a Grumpy Old Men subforum

Want! Want! And make Mr Bumpy the moderator!

[Russell]

Now I am impressed!

I hope it's not some sort of anti-USA propaganda!

Good heavens no, quite the opposite. We are currently broadcasting imagery of an all-American 5-year old girl defending her house for democracy and freedom with a pink-painted assault rifle against an onslaught of Taleban mime artists.

There is nothing quite as spectacular as watching a preteen suffocate someone from behind with a tampon.

I figure that you belong here.

What took you so long hanging around in the Pot?!?

[Coligny]

Indeed, i missed that part, Oscar material we got here, need to tell Choko to move his ass a bit faster at unpacking the video equipment in the temple so we can setup the dungeon and start filming...

[Ninpo]

Now I am impressed!

I hope it's not some sort of anti-USA propaganda!

Good heavens no, quite the opposite. We are currently broadcasting imagery of an all-American 5-year old girl defending her house for democracy and freedom with a pink-painted assault rifle against an onslaught of Taleban mime artists.

There is nothing quite as spectacular as watching a preteen suffocate someone from behind with a tampon.

I figure that you belong here.

What took you so long hanging around in the Pot?!?

It would appear that my slightly warped sense to humor might get appreciated around here, t'was once described by a friend as being like "Boris Johnson on LSD with Tourettes".

Only came across FG from GP, lucky for me!
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Indeed, i missed that part, Oscar material we got here, need to tell Choko to move his ass a bit faster at unpacking the video equipment in the temple so we can setup the dungeon and start filming...

Would make a movie worth watching.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Yay !!! grandpa is dere...

Grumpy Old Men

Want! Want!

Flattered thankyou

Raising my glass to FG

[IparryU]

Indeed, i missed that part, Oscar material we got here, need to tell Choko to move his ass a bit faster at unpacking the video equipment in the temple so we can setup the dungeon and start filming...

I already got dibbs on that stuff... makin some pr0n in the near future...

Fuck this new Taro guy... seems like a douche.

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