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Land dog

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Land dog

Postby matsuki » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:50 pm

...as opposed to? Mud puppy?

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Dragged to Yomiuriland for a friend's b-day today...translating "Yomiuriland" is bad enough but trying to explain "land dog" as a character?? He even looks like some sort of knock off, shiba-version, snoopy who wears eyeliner and is either out of the closet and proud or got attacked by some kids with finger paint.

You know the park means business when they have permanent-temporary toilets....and I couldn't tell what was older, the jet coaster that literally beat me into submission or the "amazing that shit still works" squat toilets in the more permanent restrooms. Even the jew-L-minashon was really weird and spotty. (on most rides, only one car/train was lit, the rest totally blacked out since the normal lights were turned off..WTF?) Luckily, they serve plenty of alcohol within the park and a number of rides appear to be designed for "accidental" up skirt viewing...good time was had by all though not exactly on my list of places I'd like to revisit. (maybe I just visited at a bad time but all I could think was "what an aging dump..." and "half assed or just couldn't be bothered to finish?")
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Re: Land dog

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:15 pm

chokonen888 wrote:... all I could think was "what an aging dump..." and "half assed or just couldn't be bothered to finish?")


For the past 30 years, GOMIuri Land has been one of "Tokyo's top 5 water parks" (travel.cnn.com) and is packed to 300% of capacity (at an average of 3,000yen/head) on summer weekends. The amusement park is just leftovers from the Showa Era.

The dream...
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The reality...
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Re: Land dog

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 18, 2014 1:13 pm

Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Re: Land dog

Postby yanpa » Tue Nov 18, 2014 1:22 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.


What about the girl in the middle of the picture?
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Re: Land dog

Postby IparryU » Tue Nov 18, 2014 1:47 pm

yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.


What about the girl in the middle of the picture?

all the other guys are trying to go after the little girls... she is too developed for them ;p
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Re: Land dog

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:32 pm

yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.


What about the girl in the middle of the picture?


That's who I was talking about.
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Re: Land dog

Postby IparryU » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:45 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.


What about the girl in the middle of the picture?


That's who I was talking about.

I think octopussy had his focus on the fat guy on the left...
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Re: Land dog

Postby matsuki » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:59 pm

That pic is pretty hilarious...mix of families with kids and ronery looking J-doods looking for grrls. The sausage to lemur ratio is off the charts!
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Re: Land dog

Postby yanpa » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:43 pm

IparryU wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Nice titties. Shame about the fivehead.


What about the girl in the middle of the picture?


That's who I was talking about.

I think octopussy had his focus on the fat guy on the left...


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Re: Land dog

Postby matsuki » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:48 pm

...and why not? His tits are clearly the largest

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The "Sky cycles"...strategically place the line under the cycles and you give bored men in line something to look at every time a girl with a skirt peddles on by.
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Re: Land dog

Postby yanpa » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:51 pm

Exactly.
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Re: Land dog

Postby matsuki » Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:56 pm

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I want super tanoshii Natsu...which one is she and how much are we talkin'?
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Re: Land dog

Postby matsuki » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:06 pm

Hahahhahaha, apparently their marketing team knows their demographic well:

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...and for comparison, the competition:

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