Dragged to Yomiuriland for a friend's b-day today...translating "Yomiuriland" is bad enough but trying to explain "land dog" as a character?? He even looks like some sort of knock off, shiba-version, snoopy who wears eyeliner and is either out of the closet and proud or got attacked by some kids with finger paint.
You know the park means business when they have permanent-temporary toilets....and I couldn't tell what was older, the jet coaster that literally beat me into submission or the "amazing that shit still works" squat toilets in the more permanent restrooms. Even the jew-L-minashon was really weird and spotty. (on most rides, only one car/train was lit, the rest totally blacked out since the normal lights were turned off..WTF?) Luckily, they serve plenty of alcohol within the park and a number of rides appear to be designed for "accidental" up skirt viewing...good time was had by all though not exactly on my list of places I'd like to revisit. (maybe I just visited at a bad time but all I could think was "what an aging dump..." and "half assed or just couldn't be bothered to finish?")
