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Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 09, 2010 2:34 pm

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Lotteria has launched a new Tower Cheeseburger and Captain Japan tracked down the video above as well as this photo gallery.
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Postby Kanchou » Sun May 09, 2010 2:49 pm

What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.
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Postby Midwinter » Sun May 09, 2010 4:50 pm

I am so in love. Defibrilator on stand-by please, I'm going in hungry!

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Postby Hamaki » Mon May 10, 2010 9:11 am

In n Out 100 X 100

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Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 9:18 am

Midwinter wrote:I am so in love. Defibrilator on stand-by please, I'm going in hungry!

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Came here to say approximately the same... but with more worries aboot exploding bowels...
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Postby Kanchou » Mon May 10, 2010 11:21 am

Hamaki wrote:In n Out 100 X 100

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That looks like enough calories to race the entire Tour de France (a lot).
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Postby waruta » Mon May 10, 2010 12:17 pm

I'd need a handful of Lipitor to even get close to that stack....
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon May 10, 2010 12:57 pm

Kanchou wrote:What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.



First of all, that is just overly disgusting! How the hell would anyone want to punish their insides with all that garbage?
Might as well take a cyanide pill instead, probably just as quick and toxic too!
Also where are the pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard etc.? At least if it'll be clogging, heart stopping killer burger, make it worthwhile!!

Kanchou who the heck orders a burger without cheese?? Then don't eat a burger if you want to just taste the meat, get a steak and throw some A1 on that baby, then you can really taste the meat! Besides, do people really buy Lotteria crap, every time I walk by that shop, all I see is greasy pictures. I'm surprised that people here really like that place. Time for a BK import!
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon May 10, 2010 2:17 pm

If you watch the video you don't have to eat the burger for the experience. The uneasiness comes across just find via YouTube.
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Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 3:47 pm

Hamaki wrote:In n Out 100 X 100

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In&Out also offers the 4 by 4, which is a little more sensible. I could easily kill that burger.
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Would you share it with me?

Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 3:48 pm

Kanchou wrote:What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.



How much did this burger set the OP back?
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 10, 2010 3:58 pm

Just one question - why?

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Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon May 10, 2010 4:26 pm

i can feel the gut ache just looking at the picture. Eww imagine the grease seeping from your pores on a hot humid day... bleh ><
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon May 10, 2010 6:20 pm

I think I'll have two just to be safe...

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Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 7:11 pm

Ok, been there, done that... The terror in the eyes of the staff was a good warning... It's the usual Lotteria "We make burgers but we don't know what it's supposed to taste like" crap... with grease... muche more grease than usual... enough to top the engine oil in 2 or 3 cars of the parking... Then there the lotteria cheeze... which is more like a salty wallpaper glue paste. The bread is the usual wet cardboard junk...

It's... really not wonderfull... Not because it's a 7 patty hamburger... more because it's 7 times a bad cheezeburger... and by definition... it can't be good...

My bowel are starting a vengencefull protest... if you stop hearing from me, you can come to visit at the local morgue...
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Postby bidayuhboy » Mon May 10, 2010 9:24 pm

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Postby nottu » Mon May 10, 2010 9:31 pm

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Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 11:10 pm

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?



There is no Lotteria in France, what are you talking aboot ?...

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Postby nottu » Tue May 11, 2010 12:07 am

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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue May 11, 2010 12:35 am

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?


I tend to agree or at least if you're going to eat crap, then let it be decent crap and not the crappy crap, mind you!
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Postby Greji » Tue May 11, 2010 10:13 am

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?


Good question. Maybe some people just like a turd on rye?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 11, 2010 12:10 pm

Coligny wrote:It's... really not wonderfull... Not because it's a 7 patty hamburger... more because it's 7 times a bad cheezeburger... and by definition... it can't be good...


No fucking shit. Lotteria is only out done by First Kitchen in crappiness.
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Postby Hamaki » Wed May 12, 2010 1:03 pm

McTojo wrote:How much did this burger set the OP back?


$97.66

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20060125050438458
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Postby Hamaki » Wed May 12, 2010 1:07 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Just one question - why?


Because they could.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:27 pm

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Postby Christoff » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:49 pm

two words: e coli
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