Home | Forums | Mark forums read | Search | FAQ | Login

Advanced search
Hot Topics
Buraku hot topic Massive earthquake hits Indonesia, Tsunami kills thousands.
Buraku hot topic Japanese jazz pianist beaten up on NYC subway
Buraku hot topic Japan finally heading back to 3rd World Status? LOL
Buraku hot topic Fleeing from the dungeon
Buraku hot topic Why Has This File Been Locked for 92 Years?
Buraku hot topic 'Paris Syndrome' strikes Japanese
Buraku hot topic There'll be fewer cows getting off that Qantas flight
Buraku hot topic Japan will fingerprint and photograph all foreigners!
Buraku hot topic This is the bomb!
Buraku hot topic Debito reinvents himself as a Uyoku movie star!
Change font size
  • fuckedgaijin ‹ General ‹ F*cked News

Lotteria Tower Cheeseburger

Odd news from Japan and all things Japanese around the world.
Post a reply
26 posts • Page 1 of 1

Lotteria Tower Cheeseburger

Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 09, 2010 2:34 pm

[YT]R-ynec-gsTA[/YT]

Lotteria has launched a new Tower Cheeseburger and Captain Japan tracked down the video above as well as this photo gallery.
User avatar
Mulboyne
 
Posts: 18608
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: London
Top

Postby Kanchou » Sun May 09, 2010 2:49 pm

What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.
THE RADIOACTIVE FG!
Kanchou
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1290
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:03 am
Location: Fuc'kedashima
Top

Postby Midwinter » Sun May 09, 2010 4:50 pm

I am so in love. Defibrilator on stand-by please, I'm going in hungry!

Image
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move - Douglas Adams
User avatar
Midwinter
Maezumo
 
Posts: 649
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:06 pm
Top

Postby Hamaki » Mon May 10, 2010 9:11 am

In n Out 100 X 100

Image
User avatar
Hamaki
Maezumo
 
Posts: 53
Joined: Mon May 12, 2008 6:57 pm
Location: Near Ikebukuro
Top

Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 9:18 am

Midwinter wrote:I am so in love. Defibrilator on stand-by please, I'm going in hungry!

Image


Came here to say approximately the same... but with more worries aboot exploding bowels...
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby Kanchou » Mon May 10, 2010 11:21 am

Hamaki wrote:In n Out 100 X 100

Image


That looks like enough calories to race the entire Tour de France (a lot).
THE RADIOACTIVE FG!
Kanchou
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1290
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:03 am
Location: Fuc'kedashima
Top

Postby waruta » Mon May 10, 2010 12:17 pm

I'd need a handful of Lipitor to even get close to that stack....
User avatar
waruta
 
Posts: 686
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:02 pm
Top

Postby xenomorph42 » Mon May 10, 2010 12:57 pm

Kanchou wrote:What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.



First of all, that is just overly disgusting! How the hell would anyone want to punish their insides with all that garbage?
Might as well take a cyanide pill instead, probably just as quick and toxic too!
Also where are the pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard etc.? At least if it'll be clogging, heart stopping killer burger, make it worthwhile!!

Kanchou who the heck orders a burger without cheese?? Then don't eat a burger if you want to just taste the meat, get a steak and throw some A1 on that baby, then you can really taste the meat! Besides, do people really buy Lotteria crap, every time I walk by that shop, all I see is greasy pictures. I'm surprised that people here really like that place. Time for a BK import!
"Intelligence isn't the vessel of wisdom, wisdom is a vessel that puts intelligence to good use."
User avatar
xenomorph42
Maezumo
 
Posts: 899
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:00 pm
Location: Somewhere hopelessly lost in Japan!
Top

Postby Captain Japan » Mon May 10, 2010 2:17 pm

If you watch the video you don't have to eat the burger for the experience. The uneasiness comes across just find via YouTube.
User avatar
Captain Japan
Maezumo
 
Posts: 2537
Images: 0
Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2002 10:19 am
Location: Fishin' in the Meguro River
Top

Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 3:47 pm

Hamaki wrote:In n Out 100 X 100

Image


In&Out also offers the 4 by 4, which is a little more sensible. I could easily kill that burger.
User avatar
McTojo
Maezumo
 
Posts: 860
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:46 am
Top

Would you share it with me?

Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 3:48 pm

Kanchou wrote:What can I say? I'd buy one and share it with three friends. Sounds like a decent deal, by J-land fast food standards.

I'd get it with no cheese though, but that's how I get my McDoubles... MickeyD's cheese tastes too phony and the flavor of the meat comes out better with it... plus you save about 90 calories.



How much did this burger set the OP back?
User avatar
McTojo
Maezumo
 
Posts: 860
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:46 am
Top

Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 10, 2010 3:58 pm

Just one question - why?

(GG - happily eating my raw vegies for lunch as usual - too much grease just makes me feel ill)
GomiGirl
The Keitai Goddess!!!
User avatar
GomiGirl
 
Posts: 9129
Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:56 pm
Location: Roamin' with my fave 12"!!
  • Website
Top

Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon May 10, 2010 4:26 pm

i can feel the gut ache just looking at the picture. Eww imagine the grease seeping from your pores on a hot humid day... bleh ><
http://twitter.com/sakura_59
User avatar
ichigo partygirl
 
Posts: 1521
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:35 pm
Location: Sydney, Australia
  • Website
Top

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon May 10, 2010 6:20 pm

I think I'll have two just to be safe...

[yt]v8WA5wcaHp4[/yt]
•I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.•
User avatar
Mike Oxlong
 
Posts: 6818
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:47 pm
Location: 古き良き日本
Top

Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 7:11 pm

Ok, been there, done that... The terror in the eyes of the staff was a good warning... It's the usual Lotteria "We make burgers but we don't know what it's supposed to taste like" crap... with grease... muche more grease than usual... enough to top the engine oil in 2 or 3 cars of the parking... Then there the lotteria cheeze... which is more like a salty wallpaper glue paste. The bread is the usual wet cardboard junk...

It's... really not wonderfull... Not because it's a 7 patty hamburger... more because it's 7 times a bad cheezeburger... and by definition... it can't be good...

My bowel are starting a vengencefull protest... if you stop hearing from me, you can come to visit at the local morgue...
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby bidayuhboy » Mon May 10, 2010 9:24 pm

Image

...not amoooosed...
Baka Gaijin
bidayuhboy
Maezumo
 
Posts: 42
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:56 am
Top

Postby nottu » Mon May 10, 2010 9:31 pm

Last edited by nottu on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
nottu
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1088
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:42 am
Top

Postby Coligny » Mon May 10, 2010 11:10 pm

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?



There is no Lotteria in France, what are you talking aboot ?...

(next on Delusionnal in Japan: "Japan Inc, or the love of quality housing construction", Taro, I be joking, put the gun down kthxbye)
User avatar
Coligny
 
Posts: 21818
Images: 10
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:12 pm
Location: Mostly big mouth and bad ideas...
  • Website
  • Personal album
Top

Postby nottu » Tue May 11, 2010 12:07 am

Last edited by nottu on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
nottu
Maezumo
 
Posts: 1088
Images: 0
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:42 am
Top

Postby xenomorph42 » Tue May 11, 2010 12:35 am

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?


I tend to agree or at least if you're going to eat crap, then let it be decent crap and not the crappy crap, mind you!
"Intelligence isn't the vessel of wisdom, wisdom is a vessel that puts intelligence to good use."
User avatar
xenomorph42
Maezumo
 
Posts: 899
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:00 pm
Location: Somewhere hopelessly lost in Japan!
Top

Postby Greji » Tue May 11, 2010 10:13 am

nottu wrote:When I see these places I've always wondered the same thing - why come half way around the world to the land of good food and then eat crap like that?


Good question. Maybe some people just like a turd on rye?
:confused:
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
:kanpai:
User avatar
Greji
 
Posts: 14357
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm
Location: Yoshiwara
Top

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 11, 2010 12:10 pm

Coligny wrote:It's... really not wonderfull... Not because it's a 7 patty hamburger... more because it's 7 times a bad cheezeburger... and by definition... it can't be good...


No fucking shit. Lotteria is only out done by First Kitchen in crappiness.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
User avatar
Samurai_Jerk
Maezumo
 
Posts: 14387
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:11 am
Location: Tokyo
Top

Postby Hamaki » Wed May 12, 2010 1:03 pm

McTojo wrote:How much did this burger set the OP back?


$97.66

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20060125050438458
User avatar
Hamaki
Maezumo
 
Posts: 53
Joined: Mon May 12, 2008 6:57 pm
Location: Near Ikebukuro
Top

Postby Hamaki » Wed May 12, 2010 1:07 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Just one question - why?


Because they could.
User avatar
Hamaki
Maezumo
 
Posts: 53
Joined: Mon May 12, 2008 6:57 pm
Location: Near Ikebukuro
Top

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:27 pm

Image
User avatar
Mulboyne
 
Posts: 18608
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 1:39 pm
Location: London
Top

Postby Christoff » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:49 pm

two words: e coli
Mihi cura futuri
http://mevsavages.blogspot.com/
User avatar
Christoff
Maezumo
 
Posts: 828
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:00 am
Location: Singapore Lor... Can? No can?
  • Website
Top


Post a reply
26 posts • Page 1 of 1

Return to F*cked News

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

  • Board index
  • The team • Delete all board cookies • All times are UTC + 9 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group