No Nampa Nippon

[Behan]

There are a lot of different approaches to that, but you occasionally do run into those girls that will say "Enough with this tender loving care shit, drive me through the fucking headboard!"

Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?

[Greji]

Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?

If I were young enough to be considered middle aged, I would be using that line me self!

[Neo-Rio]

Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?

Well, "getting lucky" is all about finding a woman who hasn't had sex in a while or is near her period -- and has no other options. It really doesn't matter what you look like or how much money you have, or even if you have a likable personality - you will be better than a vibrator.

If you meet enough woman eventually you'll hit paydirt... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity, that's your only option.

[Greji]

it sucks to treat women as a commodity

Ahh, it does?

[Iraira]

[quote="Neo-Rio"]Well, "getting lucky" is all about finding a woman who hasn't had sex in a while or is near her period -- and has no other options. It really doesn't matter what you look like or how much money you have, or even if you have a likable personality - you will be better than a vibrator.

If you meet enough woman eventually you'll hit paydirt... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity, that's your only option. ]

The recently dumped girl is also a fine target...."awww, you'll get over your broken heart....look at you...your back is so tense....let me massage it for you....(cue the 1970s porno groove muzak)....."

[osopolar]

dumped girls/widows

The recently dumped girl is also a fine target...."awww, you'll get over your broken heart....look at you...your back is so tense....let me massage it for you....(cue the 1970s porno groove muzak)....."

rofl.. reminds me of that line from wedding crashers 'grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.'

So that's your tactic.. hehe.

[Iraira]

dumped girls/widows
So that's your tactic.. hehe.

I hadn't thought of the widow approach....trolling at funerals may seem tacky, but eventually grief turns to lonliness......I am so going to hell.

[osopolar]

I hadn't thought of the widow approach....trolling at funerals may seem tacky, but eventually grief turns to lonliness......I am so going to hell.

heh. first class baby.

[Neo-Rio]

Ahh, it does?

Yes, you'll have to invade her personal space and put your mouth on her unfortunately

[Typhoon]

... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity ...

Better a commodity that treats you to a suck . . .

[Greji]

Better a commodity that treats you to a suck . . .

Any girl that can deep throat a fire hydrant, can maltreat me as the commodity any time she pleases....

[hundefar]

Independent UK has a piece on Herbivore.

Men are now leading purchasers of hair products, make-up, fashion accessories and manicures. A Tokyo-based company called WishRoom is even selling men's bras, some to middle-aged salary-men.

"They were the generation we had been told were 'manly' – they led Japan in the post-war period," WishRoom president Masayuki Tsuchiya told the Japan Times this month. He said the company had sold more than 5,000 of the bras to men who are probably reacting against the classic stereotype of stoic, silently enduring male. "They said wearing a bra just made them feel more calm, relaxed and revived."

[Samurai_Jerk]

Jesus Christ. How many times is that 5000 man bras figure going to pop up?

[pheyton]

"better than a vibrator."

Oh that so needs to be put on a t-shirt.

[Iraira]

[Christoff]

This is just sad, japanese men have no sex drive nor will to live as a species

[wuchan]

[Greji]

Greji goes to HIS to book his Chinese ladyboy 2010 tour.

Iraira, I find your constant libelous slander of my good name greatly offensive. You continually post false information about me that tends to mislead the other readers on this board that would have them believe I am a seething pervert. I demand an immediate apology. Why would anyone ever think I would go on an HIS Ladyboy tour in 2010? After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...

[Samurai_Jerk]

So chinese are at the same level as American jews?

The overprotective mother fits but I'm not sure about the absence of a father figure.

[FG Lurker]

After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...

Kinki Tourist have rebranded themselves as KNT.

[Iraira]

Iraira, I find your constant libelous slander of my good name greatly offensive. You continually post false information about me that tends to mislead the other readers on this board that would have them believe I am a seething pervert. I demand an immediate apology. Why would anyone ever think I would go on an HIS Ladyboy tour in 2010? After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...

Punitive damage awards here are a pittance, so there really is no economic deterrent to my persistent soiling of your name across Asia. You should use JTB (Just Tranny Bitches), btw.

[Ikemen-of-d00m]

Considering the over-population and the fact that it will become easier to get girls, I don't really mind this new era. In fact, I become more annoyed by super-macho douchebags than these girly-men...

The only probem for me is that I might be mistaken for being one of these girly-men! I am thin, I like to keep my hair half-long, I use strong wax, and my face is a bit feminine. But then again, my face seems to be EXTREMELY popular among j-girls, so the latter is not that much of an issue...

It's funny how I might seem like a "slightly feminine/metrosexual guy" in the West, and "not feminine at all" in Japan :P

[Greji]

You should use JTB (Just Tranny Bitches), btw.

You are thoroughly disgusting with your insinuations. You would have their phone number, would you?

[SpikeX]

In fact, I become more annoyed by super-macho douchebags than these girly-men...

FUCK JERSEY SHORE

[Samurai_Jerk]

:thumbs:

FUCK JERSEY SHORE

The funny thing about those guido motherfuckers is they're both overly macho and faggotty as fuck as the same time.

[dimwit]

The funny thing about those guido motherfuckers is they're both overly macho and faggotty as fuck as the same time.

There are some things about American TV that I am quite to have missed and a quick google search has spared me the misfortune of tuning in Fox and accidently finding this kind of shit. FG saves the day again.

[SpikeX]

It's actually on MTV. but every time I see some more bullshit like this, I fear that I have to return eventually to the land of fuckery that is america. I'm just glad i'm not home yet.

[Catoneinutica]

[Mike Oxlong]

[Samurai_Jerk]

Vienna sex school welcomes Japanese exchange students

Time to move to Austria. Can I get a student visa for that school?