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Postby Behan » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:39 pm

Greji wrote:There are a lot of different approaches to that, but you occasionally do run into those girls that will say "Enough with this tender loving care shit, drive me through the fucking headboard!"
:cool:

Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:32 pm

Behan wrote:Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?


If I were young enough to be considered middle aged, I would be using that line me self!
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Postby Neo-Rio » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:33 pm

Behan wrote:Do you think any of them might be interested in a poor, fat, balding, middle-aged guy?


Well, "getting lucky" is all about finding a woman who hasn't had sex in a while or is near her period -- and has no other options. It really doesn't matter what you look like or how much money you have, or even if you have a likable personality - you will be better than a vibrator.

If you meet enough woman eventually you'll hit paydirt... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity, that's your only option. ;)
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:48 pm

Neo-Rio wrote: it sucks to treat women as a commodity


Ahh, it does?
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Postby Iraira » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:31 pm

[quote="Neo-Rio"]Well, "getting lucky" is all about finding a woman who hasn't had sex in a while or is near her period -- and has no other options. It really doesn't matter what you look like or how much money you have, or even if you have a likable personality - you will be better than a vibrator.

If you meet enough woman eventually you'll hit paydirt... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity, that's your only option. ]

The recently dumped girl is also a fine target...."awww, you'll get over your broken heart....look at you...your back is so tense....let me massage it for you....(cue the 1970s porno groove muzak)....."
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Postby osopolar » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:54 pm

dumped girls/widows

Iraira wrote:The recently dumped girl is also a fine target...."awww, you'll get over your broken heart....look at you...your back is so tense....let me massage it for you....(cue the 1970s porno groove muzak)....."


rofl.. reminds me of that line from wedding crashers 'grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.'

So that's your tactic.. hehe.

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Postby Iraira » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:04 am

osopolar wrote:dumped girls/widows
So that's your tactic.. hehe.


I hadn't thought of the widow approach....trolling at funerals may seem tacky, but eventually grief turns to lonliness......I am so going to hell.:devil2:
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Postby osopolar » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:24 am

Iraira wrote:I hadn't thought of the widow approach....trolling at funerals may seem tacky, but eventually grief turns to lonliness......I am so going to hell.:devil2:



heh. first class baby. :cool:

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Postby Neo-Rio » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:52 am

Greji wrote:Ahh, it does?
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Yes, you'll have to invade her personal space and put your mouth on her unfortunately ;)
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:42 am

Neo-Rio wrote:... and while it sucks to treat women as a commodity ...


Better a commodity that treats you to a suck . . .
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:05 am

Typhoon wrote:Better a commodity that treats you to a suck . . .


Any girl that can deep throat a fire hydrant, can maltreat me as the commodity any time she pleases....
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Postby hundefar » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:17 pm

Independent UK has a piece on Herbivore.

Men are now leading purchasers of hair products, make-up, fashion accessories and manicures. A Tokyo-based company called WishRoom is even selling men's bras, some to middle-aged salary-men.

"They were the generation we had been told were 'manly' – they led Japan in the post-war period," WishRoom president Masayuki Tsuchiya told the Japan Times this month. He said the company had sold more than 5,000 of the bras to men who are probably reacting against the classic stereotype of stoic, silently enduring male. "They said wearing a bra just made them feel more calm, relaxed and revived."
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:39 pm

Jesus Christ. How many times is that 5000 man bras figure going to pop up?
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Postby pheyton » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:48 am

"better than a vibrator."

Oh that so needs to be put on a t-shirt.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:26 pm

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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Christoff » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:38 am

This is just sad, japanese men have no sex drive nor will to live as a species
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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:23 pm

Iraira wrote:Greji goes to HIS to book his Chinese ladyboy 2010 tour.


Iraira, I find your constant libelous slander of my good name greatly offensive. You continually post false information about me that tends to mislead the other readers on this board that would have them believe I am a seething pervert. I demand an immediate apology. Why would anyone ever think I would go on an HIS Ladyboy tour in 2010? After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:13 pm

wuchan wrote:So chinese are at the same level as American jews?


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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:16 pm

Greji wrote:After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...

Kinki Tourist have rebranded themselves as KNT. :doh:
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Postby Iraira » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:45 pm

Greji wrote:Iraira, I find your constant libelous slander of my good name greatly offensive. You continually post false information about me that tends to mislead the other readers on this board that would have them believe I am a seething pervert. I demand an immediate apology. Why would anyone ever think I would go on an HIS Ladyboy tour in 2010? After all, I only use Kinki Tourist and besides I already went over New Years for their "Pop a Tiger for 10 Tour"...
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Punitive damage awards here are a pittance, so there really is no economic deterrent to my persistent soiling of your name across Asia. You should use JTB (Just Tranny Bitches), btw.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:51 am

Considering the over-population and the fact that it will become easier to get girls, I don't really mind this new era. In fact, I become more annoyed by super-macho douchebags than these girly-men...

The only probem for me is that I might be mistaken for being one of these girly-men! I am thin, I like to keep my hair half-long, I use strong wax, and my face is a bit feminine. But then again, my face seems to be EXTREMELY popular among j-girls, so the latter is not that much of an issue...

It's funny how I might seem like a "slightly feminine/metrosexual guy" in the West, and "not feminine at all" in Japan :P
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Postby Greji » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:13 am

Iraira wrote: You should use JTB (Just Tranny Bitches), btw.


You are thoroughly disgusting with your insinuations. You would have their phone number, would you?
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Postby SpikeX » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:25 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:In fact, I become more annoyed by super-macho douchebags than these girly-men...


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:00 pm

SpikeX wrote::thumbs:

FUCK JERSEY SHORE


The funny thing about those guido motherfuckers is they're both overly macho and faggotty as fuck as the same time.
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Postby dimwit » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:36 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The funny thing about those guido motherfuckers is they're both overly macho and faggotty as fuck as the same time.


There are some things about American TV that I am quite to have missed and a quick google search has spared me the misfortune of tuning in Fox and accidently finding this kind of shit. FG saves the day again.:bowdown:
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Postby SpikeX » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:46 am

It's actually on MTV. but every time I see some more bullshit like this, I fear that I have to return eventually to the land of fuckery that is america. I'm just glad i'm not home yet.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:34 pm

"If there's a river, we'll dam it, and if there's a tree, we'll ram it - 'cause we Japanese are talkin' progress!"
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:24 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:01 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Vienna sex school welcomes Japanese exchange students


Time to move to Austria. Can I get a student visa for that school?
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