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Immolation in the News

Postby Captain Japan » Mon May 14, 2007 9:49 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon May 14, 2007 11:10 pm

First guy, funny.

Second guy, douche bag.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 15, 2007 12:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:First guy, funny.

Second guy, douche bag.

I disagree.

First guy: Idiot who is running a tab with Darwin. With luck Darwin will collect before said idiot has a chance to procreate.

Second guy: Very good point, although a rather extreme way to make it. Shizuoka needs an airport about as much as Africa needs drought.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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Postby Charles » Tue May 15, 2007 1:31 am

Captain Japan wrote:Drunk pub manager sets self alight after pouring vodka over body
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Jeez, I expected this story would be like a local incident. One college bar was infamous for it's "flaming bar" stunt, the bartender would pour flammable rum along the length of the bar and then light it up. But one night, he was dissatisfied with the flames, and decided to splash some more rum along the bar. Alas, he splashed a LOT of it, and burning rum got all over the nearby drinkers. One woman's face was burned pretty seriously, and she sued for $10million. IIRC the bartender got 30 days in jail, I didn't hear how the civil lawsuit turned out.
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