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Postcard from Burma, 1943

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Postcard from Burma, 1943

Postby Charles » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:46 am

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Postby Choeki » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:35 pm

I wonder what the message on the postcard was?

Shizuo,

I hope you're safe and happy back on the sacred soil of Japan while I stew in this putrid hellhole jungle. I know you cheated the draft by claiming to be disabled, but I stayed quiet out of our friendship. However, I found out from a recent recruit that just arrived from our neighborhood to the battalion that you've been doing my wife nearly every night since I've been away. If you know what's good for you, you'll do the honorable thing and kill yourself before I manage to get back to Japan. If you don't you'll wish you had once I get my hands on you.

Long live the Emperor,

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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:00 pm

Choeki! That's SOOO wrong on so many levels!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:21 pm

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And there it is.
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Postby Greji » Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:16 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image

And there it is.


I can't quite make it all out, but it says "Postage Due" in the upper right hand corner....
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Postby unkosando » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:46 pm

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I remember this guy... He was a real asshole.
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:48 pm

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"Plus, it's British."

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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:33 am

What are those stains on his pants?
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:09 am

Doctor Stop wrote:What are those stains on his pants?


He's still doing Nobu"s wife!
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