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Man Sets Fire To Colleague's Hair

Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:43 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Mainichi: Gov't worker suspended for setting fire to colleague's 'long' hair
A deputy section chief at the municipal government here has been suspended from duty for a month for setting fire to the hair of a younger worker, officials said. The 54-year-old official has admitted to his actions. "I intended to warn him (against growing his hair too long)," he was quoted as telling his bosses. At around 9:30 a.m. on July 7, the deputy section chief approached a 22-year-old official from behind at the Suzu Municipal Government headquarters, and told him, "Your hair is too long," according to officials. He then used a cigarette lighter to set fire to the back part of the victim's hair. Part of his hair was burned but he was not injured in the incident. The two had previously worked in the same section.
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:52 pm

As long as he only intended to warn him I don't see a problem. Intentions are good like that, regular get out of jail free card :D
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:36 pm

Midwinter wrote:As long as he only intended to warn him I don't see a problem. Intentions are good like that, regular get out of jail free card :D


The same card is awarded to anyone who says, "I was drunk and I don't remember a thing."
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Postby Midwinter » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:39 pm

Iraira wrote:The same card is awarded to anyone who says, "I was drunk and I don't remember a thing."


I can tell you when there's a woman involved, that card is likely to earn you a kick in the balls and some time in the penalty box.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:46 pm

Midwinter wrote:I can tell you when there's a woman involved, that card is likely to earn you a kick in the balls and some time in the penalty box.


I recall that someone posted video of some guy getting kicked in the 'nads over and over again by a bunch of J-girls...probably Takechan's home videos. If that's all it takes for a crushed 'nad fetishist to get off...

(can't think of how to complete that thought...probably a good thing)
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Postby mijonju » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:39 pm

i ohh those fucked old man.. walking around grabbing a lighter and burning colleague's hair.. what the fuck is another guy's hair gonna do with him?

is that like an eyesore thingy?
then he should burn his own eye so that he couldnt see them.. to old to think
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Postby baka tono » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:48 pm

Are there actually mental hospitals with patients in them here? If there are they must be beyond crazy to get in considering the wackos loose on the streets.
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Postby Charles » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:58 pm

mijonju wrote:i ohh those fucked old man.. walking around grabbing a lighter and burning colleague's hair.. what the fuck is another guy's hair gonna do with him?

is that like an eyesore thingy?
then he should burn his own eye so that he couldnt see them.. to old to think

It's probably just jealousy.

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Postby Midwinter » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:01 am

mijonju wrote:i ohh those fucked old man.. walking around grabbing a lighter and burning colleague's hair.. what the fuck is another guy's hair gonna do with him?

is that like an eyesore thingy?
then he should burn his own eye so that he couldnt see them.. to old to think


Actually you make me think he might have been jealous. We have a young man with a head full of young, fertile hair. And then there's the perp, possibly sad and balding, ashamed of the light as it reflects pathetically through a fading comb-over. Yep, I can see it now...
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:06 am

Mulboyne wrote:
Mainichi: Gov't worker suspended for setting fire to colleague's 'long' hair . . .


He should be charged with impersonating a Police officer! :flame:

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Postby Greji » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:54 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]He should be charged with impersonating a Police officer! :flame:

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Maybe, but I think Mulboyne's premium police officer has more of a hair/fire problem....
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