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FG in Japanese Jail

Postby IparryU » Thu May 17, 2012 11:42 pm

I found this:
http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/

pretty interesting read thus far. I am on Part 3.
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Postby Longname » Fri May 18, 2012 1:34 am

I stopped reading after the incredible fairytale story of part one. Everything seemed to 'just' happened all on it's own to this poor FG. What a crock. He got what was coming to him for being a total dick. End of story. No sympathy.
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 18, 2012 10:21 am

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 18, 2012 12:23 pm

Longname wrote:I stopped reading after the incredible fairytale story of part one. Everything seemed to 'just' happened all on it's own to this poor FG. What a crock. He got what was coming to him for being a total dick. End of story. No sympathy.


Few things about it seem retarded and the guy put himself in there for sure...but regardless of how he got tossed in there, it's interesting.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 18, 2012 12:35 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, such fantasy...two white bikers out to rape a Jappy exchange student..and top it off with a Japanese dude beating them down?


That's not fantasy...haven't you ever seen a Super Dry commercial?
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 18, 2012 2:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's not fantasy...haven't you ever seen a Super Dry commercial?


Enlighten me of this "Super Dry"
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri May 18, 2012 3:22 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Enlighten me of this "Super Dry"

Here's one...
[yt]K-sw_nQIpEA[/yt]

There used to be a whole series where the little Japanese bloke barks orders and gives directions to whiteys...including a pro basketball game (in which no blacks were playing...but I can't find the vid)
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 18, 2012 3:25 pm

LOL, definitely before my time but will have to seek them out for hilarity.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 18, 2012 4:17 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, definitely before my time but will have to seek them out for hilarity.


After the little black sambo... the little white sambo...

The more things change...
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Postby legion » Sat May 19, 2012 12:20 am

Coligny wrote:After the little black sambo... the little white sambo...

The more things change...


this is my night for being totally politically correct

Little Black Sambo was written by an English woman living in India about an Indian boy who outsmarts some tigers. It's about as offensive as the Simpsons.

I do remember the Asahi Dry ads, I'm glad I wasn't the only gaijin that found them kind of pathetic.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat May 19, 2012 12:25 am

legion wrote:I do remember the Asahi Dry ads, I'm glad I wasn't the only gaijin that found them kind of pathetic.


The only thing pathetic about the ad that SDH posted was how little it made me want to drink a nice cold one.
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Postby Big Booger » Sat May 19, 2012 4:10 pm

This was posted before I think.
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Postby IparryU » Mon May 21, 2012 12:54 pm

I got a Red Snotter who commented, "its all bullshit"...

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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon May 21, 2012 3:14 pm

Read part 1... will keep going, but not a lot of time. There is a book (in Japango) which covers entrance to exodus of prison life. Not detention, prison. Brutal shit, and one of the few J-books I've read.
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