Hard Gay Family Viewing

[Mulboyne]

Japan Times: How gei can one get? 'Pretend gay' is as far as it gets
Laser Ramon (Masaki) Sumitani...made his broadcast debut only last February and since then has become one of the most talked-about personalities on Japanese television...Sumitani...appears [as] Hard Gay, a hardbody dressed in stereotypical S-M couture: black-leather hot pants, tight sleeveless zippered leather jacket, Beatle boots, big motorcycle sunglasses, and a leather cap. Sumitani performs acts of yonaoshi (social improvement) in his Hard Gay persona, which, in addition to the striking costume, incorporates a great deal of suggestive pelvic thrusting and periodic outbursts of "Woooo!", a cry of abandon that has become as much of a trademark as Crayon Shin-chan's mischievous nasal tones. Sumitani's gimmick is juxtaposing...being a responsible citizen and being a homosexual libertine who can't control his libido.

[Samurai_Jerk]

What the fuck is going on in the bottom left picture?

[TobidashiChui]

... pro wrestler, Razor Ramon Hard Gay from the Hustle promotion?

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?p=6523369

Out of curiousity... is that image at 7 o'clock Laser sliding head first while a 6 year old girl's head it driven into his crotch?

[EKen9]

What the fuck is going on in the bottom left picture?

My thoughts exactly

[Big Booger]

What the fuck is going on in the bottom left picture?

He is trying a new way to fart gay-like and that little girl volunteered to be the smeller???

[Mulboyne]

What the fuck is going on in the bottom left picture?

Have a closer look.

[Tsuru]

[emperor]

He ran out of hamsters...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Blackcat,

I take back everything I said. Japan is fucked.

[jingai]

[emperor]

I love how fucked Japan is:
makes all the other countries tv look boring...

[nullpointer]

Is this shit what it looks like it is?

[Buraku]

Japan Times: How gei can one get? 'Pretend gay' is as far as it gets
Laser Ramon (Masaki) Sumitani

Sumitani...appears [as] Hard Gay, a hardbody .

"Land of the Rising Pervert?"

http://www.tsujiru.net/compass/compass_1997/reg/nomura_r_4.htm

some homo bashing is worse than the US deep south ?
http://www.gaijinpot.com/bb/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=12082
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1440713/posts
http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/1/low/world/asia-pacific/4671687.stm
racism 'deep and profound'

[sirwanksalot]

What the fuck is going on in the bottom left picture?

Have a closer look.

What's up with the simulated mosaic censored kiddie fellatio at the playground? That's fucked.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think Mulboyne added the mosaic.

[Mulboyne]

What's up with the simulated mosaic censored kiddie fellatio at the playground? That's fucked.

It wasn't in the original broadcast, part of which you can see here:

http://the-trickster.com/hokan05/movie/0515hard2.wmv

courtesy of Jingai's link.

I can't claim "credit" for the mosaic but the farked image has popped up on countless Japanese blogs

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hard Gay better watch out. I heard the original Razor Ramon is out to get him for name defamation.

[Guile]

Two of my co-workers have seen the show, but I've missed it every time. One co-worker was saying 'Hard Gay' asked a bunch of kids what food they hated and they all said carrots. So, he goes and makes a carrot cake and feeds it to the kids while thrusting his crotch into their face. The parents look on amused.

[Mulboyne]

More from Marvin at WaiWai

MDN: Razor Ramon slices along Japan's cutting edge
Razor Ramon "Hard Gay" Sumitani's cutting humor parodying stereotypical homosexuals has made him a firm favorite of Japan's fickle schoolgirl fans, according to Asahi Geino. Looking akin to an outcast from the Village People, clad entirely in black leather -- a body-hugging, sleeveless, shirt, micro-hotpants and a studded black cap -- and his every move accompanied by Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" blaring out in the background, 29-year-old Razor Ramon is fast becoming one of the most recognized faces on Japan's small screen...more...

[Greji]

[quote="""]More from Marvin at WaiWai

That's an interesting article, but I wonder, "Is the Razor really a rope skipper"?

On a side line, the name Razor is kind of interesting as it was the nickname of Togo Hideki of previous fame and there is a lot of Ya-san and Rightist money in pro-wrestling and also some of the geinokai groups. Makes one wonder if there might not be a connection, or an aim?

[Buraku]

Japan Times: How gei can one get? 'Pretend gay' is as far as it gets
Laser Ramon (Masaki) Sumitani...

totally fucked up

[Buraku]

who said its sick in the head, and what did McArthur say about the mindset of Japan ?

[Mulboyne]

From Japan Zone - November 5th:

Hard Gay is Public Enemy No.1

Comedian Razor Ramon HG (Hard Gay) has shot to the top of the charts. The chart, that is, of the TV personalities parents most definitely don't want their kids watching. The perennial favorites, such as Yoshimoto comedians London Boots and Downtown and cartoon tyke Crayon Shin-chan, are still despised as much as ever. But Yoshimoto member and former wrestler Hard Gay has really made a big impact over the last few months, with his trademark aviator sunglasses, black leather hot pants, pelvic thrusting and cry of "Foooh!" This week, his lesser-known comedy partner Razor Ramon RG made a rare appearance at the launch of HG's first book, entitled simply "HG." Not to be outdone by his over-the-top sidekick, RG stripped down to a skimpy red fundoshi (thong) and the pair pranced around for the media. But back to the rankings - the weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun polled 1,000 of its readers, and HG came out on top with 434 votes, easily beating London Boots at 253 and Downtown at 143. Also in the Top 10 was fortune teller and writer Hosoki Kazuko (whose book sales have earned her a place in the Guinness Book of Records). Her mix of arrogant preaching and grandmotherly advice seems to make her equally loved and hated by viewers.

Asked about specific programs they hate, readers chose "London Hearts," followed by "Crayon Shin-chan" and "Kisu Dake ja Iya," which features comedian Shimada Shinsuke chatting with young couples who are breaking up, having affairs or other sordid stuff. Shinsuke himself made the unpopular Top 10, no doubt partly due to last year's assault on a female colleague that led to his tearful apology on live TV. November 05, 2005

[Taro Toporific]

Everyone loves a Hard Gay!
What Japan Thinks by Seron (Ken) December 8, 2005
fuu!
infoPLANT carried out a survey to find the most popular comedian in Japan, either single performers or manzai double-acts....
The most often chosen solo performer was none other than the man of the moment here, Lazer Ramon HG! Hard Gay Number One.....
....Overall best solo comedian or group
All -----------------------Male-------------- Female
1 Oriental Radio 1 Downtown 1 Oriental Radio
2 Lazer Ramon HG 2 Lazer Ramon HG 2 Nankai Candies
3 Downtown 3 Oriental Radio 3 Lazer RamonHG

[Mulboyne]

Mainichi: Sexual minority group complains over Razor Ramon Hard Gay game
A sexual minority network has sent complaints to toy giant Tomy and Tokyo Broadcasting System (TBS) over a new version of Tomy's Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu game that uses a character based on television personality Razor Ramon HG, alternatively known as Hard Gay. The Kyoto-based sexual minority teacher's network is demanding that Tomy halt sales of a version of the game titled "Kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu"...The complaints claim that selling a toy in which a gay or similarly associated person is put in a barrel and people 'enjoy' poking swords into it discriminates against homosexuals. They also raise fears that the game instills the impression in children that discrimination against gays is fine...Tomy officials said they would respond. "We have taken the matter seriously, and want to respond. The concept of the game is not to stab people with swords, but rather it is to have the character jump out from the barrel. We want to explain that there has been confusion," a company official said.

[Big Booger]

Mainichi: Sexual minority group complains over Razor Ramon Hard Gay game
A sexual minority network has sent complaints to toy giant Tomy and Tokyo Broadcasting System (TBS) over a new version of Tomy's Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu game that uses a character based on television personality Razor Ramon HG, alternatively known as Hard Gay. The Kyoto-based sexual minority teacher's network is demanding that Tomy halt sales of a version of the game titled "Kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu"...The complaints claim that selling a toy in which a gay or similarly associated person is put in a barrel and people 'enjoy' poking swords into it discriminates against homosexuals. They also raise fears that the game instills the impression in children that discrimination against gays is fine...Tomy officials said they would respond. "We have taken the matter seriously, and want to respond. The concept of the game is not to stab people with swords, but rather it is to have the character jump out from the barrel. We want to explain that there has been confusion," a company official said.

Get over it... it's a fucking toy using Hard Gay to sell it... They are not targeting fairies at large...

The game instills the opposite in my opinion... that gays are so mainstream they can be made into retard toys using Hard Gay as their medium...

[dimwit]

The Kyoto-based sexual minority teacher's network is demanding that Tomy halt sales of a version of the game titled "Kurohi-gei Kiki Ippatsu"...The complaints claim that selling a toy in which a gay or similarly associated person is put in a barrel and people 'enjoy' poking swords into it discriminates against homosexuals. They also raise fears that the game instills the impression in children that discrimination against gays is fine...Tomy officials said they would respond. "We have taken the matter seriously, and want to respond. The concept of the game is not to stab people with swords, but rather it is to have the character jump out from the barrel. We want to explain that there has been confusion," a company official said.

So what happens if the sword goes up his ass? I sure all the eight year olds who use the game will be dreadfully disappointed by the total lack of reaction to their kanchou.

[Mulboyne]

If this keeps happening, we'll have to merge with this FG Thread.

Mainichi: Yingling, Hard Gay form tag team to promote new song
Yingling of Joytoy found a valuable ally to promote her latest song as Razor Ramon Hard Gay, who battled the beauty in a wrestling bout last year, jumped on stage to help her as she performed at Tower Records in Shibuya on Friday night. Yingling, 27, clad in a skimpy pink outfit and bearing a feathered fan she waved about as she danced, was joined on stage mid-song by her self-appointed publicity manager, Hard Gay. "We're the preachers of Eros," the pair said.

[cstaylor]

Having lived near San Francisco, HG needs to put on some more muscle if he's looking to fill that role.

[Greji]

Having lived near San Francisco, HG needs to put on some more muscle if he's looking to fill that role.

No he doesn't! If he goes to San Francisco like that, the fellows will fill his role for him.
hehehe