"Into J-girls - last stop before homosexuality"

[Ptyx]

Is this Momus, the oh-so-witty songwriter/composer British ex-pat ex-boy-toy of hottie Kahimi Karie we're talking about? If so, don't you think he might be BEING SARCASTIC?!?

This is indeed Momus and he's writing an article for Vice magazine which mean yes it's 100% sarcasm, Vice is only about sarcasms that being the main quality/flaw of the magazine.
Anyway it's often very funny if you're not easily shocked. And yes it used to be funnier, but it's still pretty funny i think.
Anyway that's the kind of thing that always used to be better, like old rock stars.

[Mulboyne]

[EKen9]

Ha, post all your maybe he's this maybe he's that but your words do not effect my opinions.

If you are getting all butt hurt then there must be some truth to what I speak.

[FG Lurker]

Ha, post all your maybe he's this maybe he's that but your words do not effect my opinions.

If you are getting all butt hurt then there must be some truth to what I speak.

Um... I think you miss the point.

We're LAUGHING at you. You know, like this:

[Oradea]

Ha, post all your maybe he's this maybe he's that but your words do not effect my opinions.

If you are getting all butt hurt then there must be some truth to what I speak.

Maybe he means 'affect'

[EKen9]

I forgot to mention that japanese girls can't dance worth a shit either

[EKen9]

Um...I think you miss the point.

We're LAUGHING at you. You know, like this:

Ummmmmmmmmmm I think you miss the point because I don't CARE.

You know, like this:

[EKen9]

Maybe he means 'affect'

Thank you Captain Grammar!

[FG Lurker]

Um...I think you miss the point.

We're LAUGHING at you. You know, like this:

Ummmmmmmmmmm I think you miss the point because I don't CARE.

You know, like this:

Doesn't matter... I'm still laughing at your dumb ass.

[canman]

Why would you sign up for a board, whose title is F#cked Gaijin, knowing that the majority of us are eother married or coupled with a Japanese person, and then go on to say they are the ugliest people, and that they can't dance. I know its just trolling, but are some people so despereate to see their names on a site, that they will do anything and say anything. This is one part of the interent I just can't understand. EKen9 have a nice life or get one, but just shut the f#ck up . Thanks.

[GuyJean]

I know its just trolling, but are some people so despereate to see their names on a site.

Don't waste your time. He's a little kid..

GJ

[FG Lurker]

Why would you sign up for a board, whose title is F#cked Gaijin, knowing that the majority of us are eother married or coupled with a Japanese person, and then go on to say they are the ugliest people, and that they can't dance. I know its just trolling, but are some people so despereate to see their names on a site, that they will do anything and say anything. This is one part of the interent I just can't understand. EKen9 have a nice life or get one, but just shut the f#ck up . Thanks.

Easy: Cause he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

He seems more like a block of wood in a drawer of knives.

[EKen9]

Yeah I'm the "kid" with all your childish name calling.

I was not aware people were desperate to see their names on a site, who exactly are they showing their names to?

I believe a forum is a place where people can go and express their opinions. Don't get all pissed off because my opinion differs from yours, it's called the real world buddy. You can sit here and lie to yourself all you want, or call me names and act all big behind your computer screens but the truth of the matter is that it just doesn't phase me.

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

[Mulboyne]

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

Miyako Yoshida

[AssKissinger]

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

Miyako Yoshida

http://www.bashmentvibes.com/pro_junko.htm

[L S]

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

Miyako Yoshida

And don't forget Junko 'Bashment' Kudo from last year....first foreigner to win Jamaican Dance Hall Queen.... cho hot baby!


http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20020812/ent/ent1.html

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

You should go to para-para.

[Watcher]

Do people still para-para? I thought that died out about 4 years ago. I went to one party and me and my mate were the only gaijin there. It was pay for admission and get one drink but the bartender thought we were brave to be there so he kept giving us shots on the house... maybe he wanted us to join in the para-madness... it didn't work but we did meet a lot of happy smiling very feminine ladie that night and some japanese dudes who looked like they belonged in an old Wham video.

As to Japanese girls not being able to dance... gee, that's sorta true. Funny thing is that a lot of people, all around the world, are not able to dance. And the girls I used to see hanging out at OCAT (Osaka) dancing in front of the mirrors were just as good as any I saw dancing in Europe or North America.

Japanese girls look like boys... that is just a plain stupid thing to say.

Eken9 - you are not off to a good start and have roundly been spanked right proper. I suggest you back off, retract, regroup, and then maybe when you're ready you can rejoin.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

Eken9 - you are not off to a good start and have roundly been spanked right proper. I suggest you back off, retract, regroup, and then maybe when you're ready you can rejoin.

Give the guy some slack. I dont see why people will defend Charles for saying something clearly stupid. Then attack somebody because they believe they are superior to them...

[GuyJean]

Give the guy some slack. I dont see why people will defend Charles for saying something clearly stupid..

What's this thing with Charles? Aren't we talking about the new kid?

Show us how well you dance, EK9..

GJ

[cstaylor]

Yeah I'm the "kid" with all your childish name calling.

Well, you certainly have a lot of experience with Japanese women, posting from the U.S. and all.

[Naniwan Kid]

As someone who spends too much time in both the U.S. and Japan, I gotta say that the percentage of good looking women walking the streets is way higher in Japan than the U.S. Now I am from the Pacific N.W. in the U.S., so the women I see don't know how to dress well, but they are not the fattest women in the U.S. In general Japanese women 1) dress to impress all year round and 2) have better bodies than the average U.S. woman. All this "boy-fetish" crap is crap. That might have been true in 1950 when Japanese women had no ass or boobs, but these days it is a different story.

[Watcher]

Give the guy some slack. I dont see why people will defend Charles for saying something clearly stupid..

What's this thing with Charles? Aren't we talking about the new kid?

Show us how well you dance, EK9..

GJ

Doggy Pile!!!!

[Taro Toporific]

Oh yeah if you could show me a Japanese girl with some dance skills I'd like to see it. :P

Miyako Yoshida

http://www.bashmentvibes.com/pro_junko.htm

And don't forget Junko 'Bashment' Kudofrom last year....first foreigner to win Jamaican Dance Hall Queen.... cho hot baby!
http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20020812/ent/ent1.html

JUNKO now has a gig in at SUBUYA egg man with the LEGALbuttPIRATES

[Greji]

I suppose this thread could have some basis (not that I subscribe to it)

[Buraku]

if you start looking like a testosteronhe free Jguy then you're halfway to being gay

Japan Times: How gei can one get? 'Pretend gay' is as far as it gets
Laser Ramon (Masaki) Sumitani...made his broadcast debut only last February and since then has become one of the most talked-about personalities on Japanese television...Sumitani...appears [as] Hard Gay, a hardbody
Sumitani performs acts of yonaoshi (social improvement) in his Hard Gay persona, which, in addition to the striking costume, incorporates a great deal of suggestive pelvic thrusting and periodic outbursts of "Woooo!", a cry of abandon that has become as much of a trademark as Crayon Shin-chan's mischievous nasal tones.

is it true ?

[kamome]

Damn, I forgot about this place. Samurai Jerk, Egg Man is a great place to find the occasional bubble butt in Japan (still hit or miss, though). Plus, there are surprisingly good hip-hop and dance acts going on all the time there.

[Mulboyne]

Egg Man is a great place to find the occasional bubble butt in Japan

Egg Man is now officially FG owned...used to be owned by Nippon Columbia which was bought by Ripplewood.

[Papa-Lazarou]

Whats with that thing that J-Girls do in bed, saying "no, no, no stop it" in a really fake way?


And whats that thing they do when they ring the police afterwards claiming you drugged them??

Whats that about????

oh wait, hang on...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Damn, I forgot about this place. Samurai Jerk, Egg Man is a great place to find the occasional bubble butt in Japan (still hit or miss, though). Plus, there are surprisingly good hip-hop and dance acts going on all the time there.

Well, I'll be back over there pretty soon. Now I know where to start the hunt.