Where You Livin'?

[dj-nosehair]

"emcees better start chattin' about what's really happenin', cos if you aint chattin' about what's happenin' , then, where you livin? where you talkin about?"... - DIZZEE RASCAL "Brand New Day"

I fink it be safe to say mos' geezers 'ere be livin' in Nippon, or 'av done at some point.

but iz dere any shit placez to live in jap? u know like, iz dere some ruff jointz?

maybe u iz livin' in saitama, dodgin' katanas just so a bruva can get his takoyaki for da day...

or..

maybe u iz livin' in some country bumpkin place where dere aint nuffink to do an' dere aint no avva gaijin, but u went dere coz u iz fuckin ugly an u wanna get some pussy strait up..but u got dere an' dere iz jus' loadz of inbred geezerz reading fone book sized hentai magz....

I woz livin up some 4th floor joint in kawasaki, it woz industrial, dere woz always loadz of shit to nik (coz japs be leavin dere car windowz open an shit when dey go an' buy a cola from da vending fing) or wallz to graff on. Da people nex' ta me woz some fucked up family rocking donki hotei clothez an' shit, da kid woz alwayz in trouble wiv da pigz plus I seen hiz fat ass okaasan buyin' bog roll from da 100en shop.

let me know innit

[kurohinge1]

"emcees ... chattin' ... I fink it be safe to say...

I ran your query through some translation software and I think the answer to your question is one of these:

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[FG Lurker]

"emcees ... chattin' ... I fink it be safe to say...

I ran your query through some translation software and I think the answer to your question is one of these:

I prefer my translation software... Every post he makes comes out as:

dj-nosehair is a big floppy donkey dick.

[Charles]

[Pencilslave]

"emcees ... chattin' ... I fink it be safe to say...

I ran your query through some translation software and I think the answer to your question is one of these:

I prefer my translation software... Every post he makes comes out as:

dj-nosehair is a big floppy donkey dick.

What's truly frightening, is while learning Japanese is tying my poor brain in knots, I'm able to understand what DJ Nosehair is saying.

[nullpointer]

"emcees better start chattin' about what's really happenin', cos ......

alwayz in trouble wiv da pigz plus I seen hiz fat ass okaasan buyin' bog roll from da 100en shop.

let me know innit

Reminds me of this

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

[GuyJean]

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

That's great.

Or this..

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

GJ

[cstaylor]

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

That's great.

Or this..

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

GJ

Looks like a run-of-the-mill NeoNecro post.

[Charles]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

Utebodudlny the vacetriy of that smatteent has not been viifeerd.

[dj-nosehair]

keep goin' egg'edz, u iz nearly speekin da twang

[hakuman]

The funny thing is that Im watching the Ali G show right now as I am reading this thread, and I swear DJ nosehair is Ali G

[emperor]

.... click click click, grunt..grunt click, ooga-booga..ooga-booga..click?

[jingai]

Meow.

[IkemenTommy]

Trollin yo in ma six fo, shiznat yo, biaaaatch (my impersonation of dj nh)

[dj-nosehair]

Trollin yo in ma six fo, shiznat yo, biaaaatch (my impersonation of dj nh)

u iz a cocksmoka, I neva talk no yank shit. iz u finkin u iz snoop dogg or suttin?'... u iz probly callin' indian peepz pakiz too...

.. wot iz dis troll bizness u be talkin?', u iz mos' probly talkin' bout dem likkle dollz wiv da diffrent colour 'aircutz dat woz big in da 90's, an' u iz got loadz of 'em dat u play wiv... da hole werld knowz u iz gaybo.

[IkemenTommy]

iz u finkin u iz snoop dogg or suttin?'

No.. but apparently you do with the way you are talking

u iz probly callin' indian peepz pakiz too...

Please tell me when I ever called Pakistani people "pakiz"? No? I didn't think so, so don't make up shit you can't back up.

wot iz dis troll bizness u be talkin?', u iz mos' probly talkin' bout dem likkle dollz wiv da diffrent colour 'aircutz dat woz big in da 90's, an' u iz got loadz of 'em dat u play wiv... da hole werld knowz u iz gaybo.

Speak English, fool. Learn how to talk intelligently first if you want to say shit. Or else, you can just STFU. Most people on this forum have the intelligence to communicate but they don't want to spend the time deciphering what you are trying to say.

Dj Nosehair, I know you are trying very hard to type like that but please stop typing jibberish thinking it's somehow "hip" or "cool" because it is not. You are not impressing anyone with your incoherent lingos and mostly everyone in here thinks you are a dumb tool. You sound no more than a 13 year old uneducated whigger and a fucktard, aiiight.

[mr. sparkle]

DJNH,
I'm sure you mean well bro'.
You can knock off the shtick, but it's all good.

We love the oddballs, but not if it takes too much
effort to understand them. A little flava' goes a long way.

Be cool good brotha'....keep rockin' those wheels of steel.

[oyajikun]

[dj-nosehair]

DJNH,
I'm sure you mean well bro'.
You can knock off the shtick, but it's all good.

We love the oddballs, but not if it takes too much
effort to understand them. A little flava' goes a long way.

Be cool good brotha'....keep rockin' those wheels of steel.

see, u iz a safe geeza.

I'll keep it reel nice innit. it don' take dat much effort 2 undastan' me.

i iz got sum reel questionz fo' da gaijinz out dere. but no 1 iz clever enuff to undastan' em. i fort dey woz fuckedgaijin', u know, puff 'edz like me, but maybe dey iz betta at 'ome on gaijinpot.

da funny fing iz, I can undastan' dem, but dey iz not undastan' me...

..so who iz da clever geeza? ..me innit...