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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:14 am

Is it bad if you masturbate too much? and I'm not kidding, ever since last month, i've always have the urge to masturbate every hour. Is this bad, or is there something wrong with me?
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:16 am

and one more thing. my penis swells so much, sometimes I have to tuck it in differently. This is not a joke, but laugh all you want. Just wanna know if this is a good thing, or a bad thing.
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Postby oyajikun » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:22 am

You should start smoking crack or something. Idle hands are the Devils play things.
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:29 am

:twisted: hmmmm......
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Postby Mennon » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:15 pm

Yes you can masterbate too much. Your balls can only make so much sperm, and for normal people who only masterbate once or twine a week and get laid an average amount, that's enough to last them a lifetime. Spill too much too soon, and you wont have any for later on.
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Postby senshisteph » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:01 pm

Mennon wrote:Yes you can masterbate too much. Your balls can only make so much sperm, and for normal people who only masterbate once or twine a week and get laid an average amount, that's enough to last them a lifetime. Spill too much too soon, and you wont have any for later on.


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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:10 pm

Pizzicatoblue wrote:... i've always have the urge to masturbate every hour. Is this bad, or is there something wrong with me?

If there isn't already, there soon will be. :wink:

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Postby IQ<14 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:43 pm

Pizzicatoblue wrote:Is it bad if you masturbate too much? and I'm not kidding, ever since last month, i've always have the urge to masturbate every hour. Is this bad, or is there something wrong with me?


This can be very Serious!!

I know someone who had this same problem.
--Click here to see what happened to him--


:oops:
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:55 pm

How many times a day do you crack one off?
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Postby jingai » Sat Oct 01, 2005 3:12 am

Now please relate this to Japan as I don't understand why this question is sullying our beautiful forum.
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:00 am

AssKissinger wrote:How many times a day do you crack one off?



from 7 to 8 times a day... 8O
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:01 am

IQ<14 wrote:
Pizzicatoblue wrote:Is it bad if you masturbate too much? and I'm not kidding, ever since last month, i've always have the urge to masturbate every hour. Is this bad, or is there something wrong with me?


This can be very Serious!!

I know someone who had this same problem.
--Click here to see what happened to him--


:oops:





Thanks for reminding me, I'll avoid that in the near future. :lol:
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Re: Mmmm

Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:03 am

kurohinge1 wrote:
Pizzicatoblue wrote:... i've always have the urge to masturbate every hour. Is this bad, or is there something wrong with me?

If there isn't already, there soon will be. :wink:

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LMFAO!!! :lol:
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:04 am

jingai wrote:Now please relate this to Japan as I don't understand why this question is sullying our beautiful forum.



Why do you think it's called fucked gaijin? :lol:
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:39 am

Pizzicatoblue wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:How many times a day do you crack one off?



from 7 to 8 times a day... 8O


How often do you get laid?
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:49 am

Since I broke up with my gf, it's been a while.. :(
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Postby amdg » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:29 pm

You need to stop plucking your instrument.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:38 pm

I say do it all you like without worry as long as you think its worth the raw consequences. If it interferes with actual cunt time, in my opinion, it would behoove you to cut down a bit.
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Postby Pizzicatoblue » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:43 am

Thanks for the warning, I'll try to lower it down in the near future. :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:36 am

Pizzicatoblue wrote:
jingai wrote:Now please relate this to Japan as I don't understand why this question is sullying our beautiful forum.



Why do you think it's called fucked gaijin? :lol:

How are you a gaijin, living in Memphis? Perhaps a change in latitude could improve your situation?
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