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Japanese 'madam put the child in a cage with a bear'

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Japanese 'madam put the child in a cage with a bear'

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:23 pm

Scooter Libby, the indicted chief of staff for US Vice President Cheney wrote a novel in set in early 20th-century Japan called the "The Apprentice."
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SCOOTER'S SEX SHOCKER
The New Yorker: 2005-10-31
....Libby does not shy from the scatological... One passage goes, "at length he walked around to the deer's head and, reaching into his pants, struggled for a moment and then pulled out his penis. He began to piss in the snow just in front of the deer's nostrils."
Homoeroticism and incest also figure as themes. The main female character, Yukiko, draws hair on the mound of a little girl. The brothers of a dead samurai have sex with his daughter. Many things glisten (mouths, hair, evergreens), quiver (a "pink underlip," arm muscles, legs), and are sniffed (floorboards, sheets, fingers). The cast includes a dwarf, and an assistant headman.... certain passages can better be described as reminiscent of Penthouse Forum. There is, for example, Yukiko's seduction of the inexperienced apprentice:
He could feel her heart beneath his hands. He moved his hands slowly lower still and she arched her back to help him and her lower leg came against his. He held her breasts in his hands. Oddly, he thought, the lower one might be larger. . . . One of her breasts now hung loosely in his hand near his face and he knew not how best to touch her.
Other sex scenes are less conventional...Libby is unabashed:
At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
And, finally:
He asked if they should fuck the deer.
The answer, reader, is yes.
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FUCK THE 2020 OLYMPICS!
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:32 pm

And THIS is the type of guy giving advice to Bush & Cheney....
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby jim katta » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:45 pm

wait, wait, wait!!! this is so funny I don't even know what to say. I so wish I had a comedy show like Saturday Night Live at my disposal. FIRST order of business would be to re-enact one of the sexually charged scenes with comedians depicting the current top-level cabinet members, but not change the book character names. i.e. one of them, in a kimono, answering to Yukiko, but still showing up with their glasses and bald head. this is really too much. The Daily Show will feed on this for months.
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:25 am

Riiiiiiight...
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"Plus, it's British."

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