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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:20 pm

gboothe wrote:... My daidai senpai ... called that ... the "fool's valve". He maintains that all Japanese have one that has only two positions and automatically switchs to the English position when confronted with a FG face...


And not just a face - sometimes just a written name, I hear.

There was a story someone posted before (buried deep in some thread I can no longer find, but maybe the original poster will recall) about ordering pizza in Japan.

Despite the fact that their Japanese friend rang to make the order and spoke in native Japanese, the phone number popped up a western surname (like "Smith") at the pizza shop and the operator said (in Japanese) to the bewildered Japanese friend, something like "Sorry, I can't understand you, I'll get my manager" .

My wife also had the fun of working in a place where all foreigners (Russian, French, German, etc.) were referred to her (even though she can only speak English and Japanese), because in her Japanese colleagues' minds, she spoke "gaikokujin".

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Postby gomichild » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:39 pm

It's all about the level of Beer Communication. The drunker everyone is the more we all understand each other...

:cheers:
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:11 pm

gomichild wrote:It's all about the level of Beer Communication. The drunker everyone is the more we all understand each other...

:cheers:


I can convince myself I'm fluent in a bar at 5:00am in the morning. If only they held the JLPT exams on the steps of Hanazono Jinja at that time.
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Postby gomichild » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:15 pm

I totally agree.

Actually a really great test is one I go through almost every week - family dinner with my mother-in-law and her older sister. GG can testify this would be a true test of ability.
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:48 pm

gomichild wrote:I totally agree.

Actually a really great test is one I go through almost every week - family dinner with my mother-in-law and her older sister. GG can testify this would be a true test of ability.

Remember to keep pouring the booze. :lol: :wink:
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:05 pm

Mulboyne wrote:
gomichild wrote:It's all about the level of Beer Communication. The drunker everyone is the more we all understand each other...

:cheers:


I can convince myself I'm fluent in a bar at 5:00am in the morning. If only they held the JLPT exams on the steps of Hanazono Jinja at that time.


Ohh how right you are. I swear i could have passed level one 100times over by now.
I speak reasonable Japanese and i know i make mistakes but generally i am understood.
But there are just some Japanese who cant/wont believe that a gaijin can speak Japanese. It is much easier to communicate at a day to day level than it is in a situation where keigo or a higher level of Japanese is required because often, iam sure they switch off as soon as you begin talking. There is a complete difference between a 'ihave no idea what you are saying/that makes sense' look and a ' i am not listening to a word you say look'. Thankfully i dont encounter these situations too often, but reguardless of your Japanese ability they are there, and it will happen to you sometime (evil ominous doom music) :twisted: :cheers:
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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:14 pm

gomichild wrote:It's all about the level of Beer Communication. The drunker everyone is the more we all understand each other...


This reminds me of the anti-drug spot I used to see on television. "You don't think better on pot, you just think you do." On the one hand it's like, yeah, i get the point, but on the other hand it's like, wait a minute, 'what's the difference?"
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:45 pm

Mulboyne wrote:"...Chef Rohit of the Lobby Lounge made it a point to accentuate that all sushis served will not have any raw materials and will be fully cooked...Best eaten cold, the sushi has the same appealing taste as that of a frozen coleslaw or ice-cream...."



Where's Johnny Jet: In Japan Following a Memoirs of a Geisha Tour

Frommers.com, by Johnny Jet, December 15, 2005
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You should have seen the look on the Japanese woman who came strolling into the bath stark naked the next morning, only to find King Kong trying to scrub his arse on the miniature stool. Talk about a deer in headlights! I had no idea I was using the women's bath. Hey, like I can read the Japanese character in the front that says "Female," "Women," "Ladies" or "Jackasses".
When I told that story at breakfast, everyone (but me) was in tears from laughing. It's funny now, but the scene was ugly. The poor woman didn't speak any English, and me speak no Japanese. All I know is we both broke Rule #1 in Japanese public baths: Don't make eye contact or stare...more...

John E. DiScala (aka Johnny Jet), is the founder of http://www.johnnyjet.com, the ultimate travel website and weekly newsletter. He logs over 150,000 miles a year, has been featured in over 400 articles (including Frommers.com, USA Today, Time, Fortune, the New York Times, CNBC and MSNBC), and has published the book, You Are Here Traveling With JohnnyJet.com.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:04 pm

http://www.dailytidings.com/2006/0104/010406c1.shtml

........... Oddly enough, the monster becomes almost tame after his bloodcurdling entrance. He bows to the family altar and shares a drink of sake with the master of the house. He wishes his host and his family a bountiful harvest, or a good catch if he is a fisherman, then departs. He runs to the next house to search out and punish lazy children and indifferent students.........................
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:20 am

Rutland Herald: Inscrutable Japan might be the 'most Americanized' of all the Asian nations
...Japan is, as a friend of mine put it, "our twin separated at birth." They are so Americanized, wearing classic Western dark suits and putting up both Halloween and Christmas decorations in October. And they welcome Americans like no other nation — people literally approached us and gave us gifts or wanted to talk with my son and me. And yet, Japan also thoroughly embraces its own traditions — seafood in every size, shape and form, and mannerly protocol that is difficult for Westerners to figure out...more...


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I wonder why the BBC went for this image?

BBC: Japan bows to code of respect
...For foreigners, or gaijin as they're known in Japan, it can take years to fully understand and appreciate the intricate social codes that govern society here. Japan's cities are modern, exciting cosmopolitan places that on the surface, with their Starbucks coffee shops and the ubiquitous images of David Beckham on the billboards, seem much like anywhere else in the world ...more...
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