Japanese environmentally friendly naps?

[Taro Toporific]

Environmentally friendly nappies developed
ABC News Thursday, February 6, 2003. Posted: 10:17:27 (AEDT)

Gee. What's so environmentally unfriendly about taking naps?

Environmentally friendly nappies developed
A Japanese company says it has discovered a way of producing environmentally friendly disposable nappies. The nappies can be burned ...

[ramchop]

It plans to use the resin to make nappies that can dissolve in water.

A spokesman for the company hastens to add there is no risk of the product falling apart while being worn.

uhhh... something doesn't quite seem right there.

Or is it that Japanese babies don't pee?

[Taro Toporific]

It plans to use the resin to make nappies that can dissolve in water.
A spokesman for the company hastens to add there is no risk of the product falling apart while being worn.

uhhh... something doesn't quite seem right there.
Or is it that Japanese babies don't pee?

Yes, you've made a real breakthrough in understanding: Japanese babies don't pee. Read the last sentence here describing the Demodex folliculorum:

the, "digestive system results in so little waste that the [it] doesn't even have an excretory opening. .... there isn't any poop!

THIS must be similiar in the way that non-peeing Japanese babies work, neh?