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Hamtaro vs 110 meter long Snakezilla!

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Hamtaro vs 110 meter long Snakezilla!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:24 am

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Postby drpepper » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:31 am

Googling finds this so I am assuming that is a massive typo... it would have to be inch maybe? 120" would be 10 feet and even that is pretty big...

"The longest snake ever found is a reticulated python that was found in Sulawesi Island, Indonesia in 1912. It was 33 feet long"
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:58 am

drpepper wrote:Googling finds this so I am assuming that is a massive typo... it would have to be inch maybe? 120" would be 10 feet and even that is pretty big...


Rat snakes fully grown run more than six feet (around two meters).
Best guess is that, Hector Duarte Jr., the All Headline News staff reporter, dropped a decimal point covering a 1.09 meters into yards, hee, hee.
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Postby Marked Trail » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:49 pm

drpepper wrote:Googling finds this so I am assuming that is a massive typo... it would have to be inch maybe? 120" would be 10 feet and even that is pretty big...


Ok, here's the real story...

Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo Peculiar Postings
MSNBC.com: 6:53 a.m. ET Jan. 18, 2006, TOKYO ---Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster]a yard-long rat snake.[/u]
Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster --- whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese --- to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice. But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since....
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Postby Greji » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:20 am

Marked Trail wrote:Ok, here's the real story...

Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo Peculiar Postings
MSNBC.com: 6:53 a.m. ET Jan. 18, 2006, TOKYO ---Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows:
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I don't want to offend the "oh, this is so cute" fans of this story, but since reptiles tend to be docile during the winter and it will be spring in another month or two, I'll lay you five to two that Gohan is Gohan by Gogatsu!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:46 am

gboothe wrote:I don't want to offend the "oh, this is so cute" fans of this story, but since reptiles tend to be docile during the winter and it will be spring in another month or two, I'll lay you five to two that Gohan is Gohan by Gogatsu!
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I suspect that either Gohan will suddenly disappear some afternoon, or that he'll take a liking to snake meat and the snake will be removed after the rodent gnaws several large chunks off its head.

Now the real news story I want to read would be that the snake knocks up the hamster.
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Postby amdg » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:00 pm

I just like their little cardboard enclosure. The only thing missing is a stick and a leaf to recreate their natural environment.
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