45% of OLs get the Sudden Squirts

[Taro Toporific]

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Survey Indicates That About 45% of Working Women Experience Sudden Diarrhea
Japan Corporate News Network, (JCN) Jan 25, 2006,
Tokyo --- Lion, one of the leading Japanese cosmetics and toiletries manufacturers... surveyed 305 working women in their 20s and 30s nationwide via the Internet from October 12 to 15, 2005. Of the respondents, 60% answered that they have had diarrhea over the past one month. Further, about 45% said that they have suffered from sudden diarrhea. In particular, 45.9% had sudden diarrhea during a morning commute, followed by at office (24.9%) and on the way home (18.4%). ...more...

[maninjapan]

I had diarrhoea today but I aint a woman

[dimwit]

In particular, 45.9% had sudden diarrhea during a morning commute, followed by at office (24.9%) and on the way home (18.4%).

It's almost enough to make me ever give up my dream of becoming a professional chikan.

[kamome]

[Taro Toporific]

[quote="kamome"]My problem in Japan was べ]

They're eating STRESS.
Here in the Land-of-Stress(tm), sudden diarrhea is the psychosomatic manifestation of stress.
I've noticed that Geri (下痢) diarrhea is increasing becoming the favorite excuse of any OL for being late to work in the morning. And as geri is heard more and more in open conversation, the more "popular" it becomes.

[kamome]

They're eating STRESS.
Here in the Land-of-Stress(tm), sudden diarrhea is the psychosomatic manifestation of stress.

Well, if stress causes geri, and I had the opposite problem, you can guess how tough my job was in Japan.

[GomiGirl]

Don't you love how the movement of one' s bowels is considered fine in polite conversation between mere acquaintances???

[gomichild]

It's not the stress, it's the laxatives they take.

[Greji]

Don't you love how the movement of one' s bowels is considered fine in polite conversation between mere acquaintances???

You gotta it! Even at dinner time.

Like "Hey dude I got the green apple two-step"! Bummer! Yea, but I gotta some of that new medicine etc., etc., etc.

[maninjapan]

You gotta it! Even at dinner time.

Like "Hey dude I got the green apple two-step"! Bummer! Yea, but I gotta some of that new medicine etc., etc., etc.

Thats how i look when i get the anti-squits.

[kamome]

Don't you love how the movement of one' s bowels is considered fine in polite conversation between mere acquaintances???

Since when did we devolve from friends to mere acquaintances?? I should hope that we can all discuss our bowel movements without judgment around here.

Besides, haven't bowel movements have been an ongoing topic of conversation for, like, forever on FG?

[cstaylor]

Besides, haven't bowel movements have been an ongoing topic of conversation for, like, forever on FG?

I thought those conversations were reserved for the powder room, along with "Am I hot or not" threads about NeoNecro.

[Greji]

I thought those conversations were reserved for the powder room, along with "Am I hot or not" threads about NeoNecro.

You're right. I could see Neo wanting to start a thread about the latest lunker he just dropped in the bowl!

[GomiGirl]

[quote="kamome"]Since when did we devolve from friends to mere acquaintances?? I should hope that we can all discuss our bowel movements without judgment around here. ]

Nah - I meant in the real world.. at parties, at bars.. you name it. It is possible to sit in a bar with somebody you barely know - usually a girl - and her tell you all about her plumbing, bempi and geri,.. I find it all kinda gross.

[Greji]

Nah - I meant in the real world.. at parties, at bars.. you name it. It is possible to sit in a bar with somebody you barely know - usually a girl - and her tell you all about her plumbing, bempi and geri,.. I find it all kinda gross.

You have my permission to refer all such girls to me. I am extremely interested in their plumbing!

[gomichild]

It is possible to sit in a bar with somebody you barely know - usually a girl - and her tell you all about her plumbing, bempi and geri,.. I find it all kinda gross.

Yeah as opposed to a close friend who you can mail everyday to keep her informed about it all

[Taro Toporific]

< image for the text is missing in the google cache but kindly provided by kurohige here>

World Record #4: Peristaltic Action’ by Michelle Hines:
And the accompanying text: “In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

Source: Waters, J., & Hainley, B. (2003). Art: A sex book. New York: Thames & Hudson.

[kurohinge1]

[maninjapan]

26 feet long?! thats like just under 9 metres!!! man how bloated and bunged up did she feel.

[kurohinge1]

26 feet long?! thats like just under 9 metres!!! man how bloated and bunged up did she feel.

She, she, she. It's all about her, isn't it.

What about my role, as her butt plug? - "The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions"



Think about how hard that must've been (excuse the pun)?

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[kurohinge1]

I just realised, from the timecode on that video still, that she performed her faecal feat on "Ground Hog Day".

Or should that now be "Ground Bog Day"

[Greji]

She, she, she. It's all about her, isn't it.

What about my role, as her butt plug? - "

As her butt plug? No shit?

[kamome]

World Record #4: Peristaltic Action’]:
...I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.

Ah ha! She must have ingested the world famous [B]COLONBLOW! (I love linking to this site on FG; I do it about once a year.)

More "ropey" poop pics for your pleasure.

Colonblow works like this. In 24 hours, your body is given the opportunity to expel months, even years of 'sludge' that stays impacted in your colon.

You will be surprised, if not mortified, when you see what your body may rid itself of. This is where you have to insert your own humor, laugh a little. I strongly encourage you to examine your own stool, you will have many opportunities, trust me. Most folks have described the final stage waste as 'rope-like'. Yep, that's right. When you see this type of waste, success!

This stuff exists. I shit you not.

[Greji]

This stuff exists. I shit you not.

Is this your regular thread for passing this on?

[Taro Toporific]

[quote="kamome"]COLONBLOW!
(I love linking to this site on FG]
"Once a year whether I need to or not" is my motto.
In the interest of Science, looove linking to my favorite not-safe-for-work-or-your sanity photo of parasite colon-blow (No, no, stop, don't click it!)[ from the collection of Tokyo parasite museum.

[maninjapan]

If I can find the piccy I will post a piccy of my poo - landed in the bog in the shape of a number 2

[kamome]

not-safe-for-work-or-your sanity photo of parasite colon-blow (No, no, stop, don't click it!)[ from the collection of Tokyo parasite museum.

OK, now that's just plain WRONG!

[Taro Toporific]

:puke:OK, now that's just plain WRONG!

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Takeda laxative wins US approval
smb.com.au, - Breaking News - World - February 1, 2006 - 9:59AMUS health officials have approved a new prescription drug, called Amitiza, to treat adults with chronic constipation, one of the most common disorders among Americans.
The drug, made by Japan's Takeda Pharmaceutical Co Ltd and privately held Sucampo Pharmaceuticals Inc, helps relieve constipation, abdominal bloating and discomfort...more...