Hairy Gaijin fucks like us

[skyengines]

Ok, question for the hairy fucks out there (like myself). I have to shave every day given the ridiculous standards set for males in this society. Not allowed to have a beard by my employer. This means that I'm pouring lots of black hair down the faucet every morning and inevitably my drain gets plugged up and I have to clean that shit by hand. Not a pretty operation. Is there a way around this? Is this happening to anyone else? Anybody have a better way?

[Pencilslave]

Ok, question for the hairy fucks out there (like myself). I have to shave every day given the ridiculous standards set for males in this society. Not allowed to have a beard by my employer. This means that I'm pouring lots of black hair down the faucet every morning and inevitably my drain gets plugged up and I have to clean that shit by hand. Not a pretty operation. Is there a way around this? Is this happening to anyone else? Anybody have a better way?

Only thing I can suggest is using a cup to rinse your razor out and dump the hair in the toilet and flush or just invest in an electric razor.

[amdg]

Ok, question for the hairy fucks out there (like myself). I have to shave every day given the ridiculous standards set for males in this society. Not allowed to have a beard by my employer. This means that I'm pouring lots of black hair down the faucet every morning and inevitably my drain gets plugged up and I have to clean that shit by hand. Not a pretty operation. Is there a way around this? Is this happening to anyone else? Anybody have a better way?

You're shaving just your face right? Not your whole body?
I must say I've never had a problem with my facial hair clogging the drains. Anyway, you could probably make a filter with some flyscreen that fits over the plughole and then you'd only have to rinse that out every week or so.

[American Oyaji]

get a new job.

Except for the military, there is no job I would take that would force me to remove my beard.

[Charles]

[aljones15]

can't you just shave over the toilet? or take estrogen till you stop producing a beard? =)
I'm going with the later...

peace,
A

[Molokidan]

I think Charles has the right idea. Make sure you're using a good razor that cuts close to the skin, that will minimize the amount of times you need to shave per week. I can usually get by with a few days of not shaving -- how's a little stubble gonna hurt anyone?

[flotsam]

two suggestions:

stop stuffing your shavings up the faucet. that's just recalcitrant.

ask the girls at work what they do:
"Miss Kobayashi, what do you do with your mustash shavings each morning?"
"Mrs. Tanaka, I've heard you've got a muff to rival the Amazon delta, how do prevent it clogging up the drainpipes?"

[American Oyaji]

I'm glad I wasn't required to be "clean shaven" while I was in Japan because I can't shave.

[jingai]

Try an electric razor (I prefer the in-line ones to the round Norelco style) and empty the hairs into a trash can rather than the sink.

[Greji]

"Mrs. Tanaka, I've heard you've got a muff to rival the Amazon delta, how do (I) prevent it clogging up the drainpipes?"

Use a toothbrush?

[Catoneinutica]

Use a toothbrush?

Yeah, I was hoping one of FG's cunning linguists would step up to the plate and provide the answer this question was crying out for...

[GomiGirl]

How about getting a drain sieve from your local 100 store. Stops the stuff from going down the drain to start with. Good for the shower too so your back hairs don't clog up the unit bath.

The 100 yen shop has everything from reusable metal sieves to disposable paper ones with sticky backing so when it gets full you just pick it up and toss in the bin.

[Greji]

Good for the shower too so your back hairs don't clog up the unit bath.

Ahh, GG, like, that's a problem for you?

[GomiGirl]

Ahh, GG, like, that's a problem for you?

I have long and glamouorous red tresses as you know and they require lots of care and attention in the shower.

However, I suspect that most of you boys have a problem with your back hair clogging up the drains - I don't want to think about the nether regions! puke!

[Greji]

I have long and glamouorous red tresses as you know and they require lots of care and attention in the shower.

However, I suspect that most of you boys have a problem with your back hair clogging up the drains - I don't want to think about the nether regions! puke!

Sounds like time for a wax job!

[GomiGirl]

Sounds like time for a wax job!

Back hair should always be waxed... (never had the problem myself)

[American Oyaji]

I don't have back hair.

[emperor]

sounds like you need an electric sheep shearing

[Greji]

I don't have back hair.

What! A bald back! You better be careful, that'll turn Gomi on!

[homesweethome]

I used to shave my body at the local onsen, but it caused the same problem (backed up the drains) so they asked me not to come any more.

Do you think this is anti-gaijin prejudice?

[kurohinge1]

Here's an 18 second video on why shaving can be important on a date.

[homesweethome]

But the problem (according to my wife) is that I just don't look respectable. That's why the cops never believe me and I can't even make first base anymore with the J.H.S. girls (unless they have serious problems).

Does hair have anything to do with it?



What is wrong with me?

[Catoneinutica]

But the problem (according to my wife) is that I just don't look respectable. That's why the cops never believe me and I can't even make first base anymore with the J.H.S. girls (unless they have serious problems).

Does hair have anything to do with it?



What is wrong with me?

I knew I'd seen you on TV before, HSH!