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Defacating in other people's clothes

Postby maninjapan » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:26 pm

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060304p2a00m0na030000c.html

IWATA, Shizuoka -- A man who broke into a high school, stole a schoolgirl's swimsuit and then defecated in it as he pranced around wearing the garment has been arrested, police said.

Yasuhisa Matsushita, 25, a temporary employment agency worker from Fukuroi, Shizuoka Prefecture, was arrested for trespassing and willful destruction of property.

Matsushita admits to the allegations.

"I did it because it felt so good," Matsushita told the police.

Several other high schools in Iwata have recently reported break-ins and police are checking whether Matsushita was responsible for them.

Police said that Matsushita broke into a public high school in Iwata on the night of Jan. 22, sneaked into the swimming club's change room and found a schoolgirl's swimsuit, which he defecated in while wearing. (Mainichi)


seriously - what is wrong with this bloke?!
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:35 pm

maninjapan wrote:http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060304p2a00m0na030000c.html



seriously - what is wrong with this bloke?!


Too many umeboshi?

Do you figure they gave the girl a new swimsuit or just made her wash out the old one?
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Postby emperor » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:53 pm

maninjapan wrote:seriously - what is wrong with this bloke?!


I believe a great man once said:
"If it feels good, do it!"

...actually now that I think about it, it may have been a voiceover dude on a commercial...
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Postby Neo-Rio » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:39 pm

maninjapan wrote:seriously - what is wrong with this bloke?!


Seriously, you've never done this before? You're missing out! :p
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:06 am

Please don't tell me "defacating" means "to shit".

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Postby kamome » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:16 am

For comic effect, the title should have been simply "Man takes dump in schoolgirl's swimsuit". This sounds like something the Onion would make up and publish as a farce.
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Postby omae mona » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:54 am

Unfortunately it seems to be gone from the Mainichi web site, but in 2003 there was a WaiWai article on a guy arrested for serial dumping. In onsens. Is there a general national obsession here? Where else have people been taking dumps?
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Postby Neo-Rio » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:05 pm

I heard this tip from a Japanese guy about how to get rid of obsessive girlfriends here in Japan. He recommended that you just take a dump in her room or on her bed or something until she can't stand you any more.

No I never tried that tactic and I'm not starting now.
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Postby omae mona » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:45 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:I heard this tip from a Japanese guy about how to get rid of obsessive girlfriends here in Japan. He recommended that you just take a dump in her room or on her bed or something until she can't stand you any more


N.B. the implication here is that taking a dump in her room just once is not enough.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:35 am

omae mona wrote:N.B. the implication here is that taking a dump in her room just once is not enough.


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