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Jenkins privvy to N. Korean missile targeting info

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:27 am

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Jenkins says N. Korea had missiles aimed at Japan, S. Korea: report
Kyodo, Tuesday March 7, 9:36 PM ---U.S. Army deserter Charles Jenkins, who spent nearly four decades in North Korea until 2004, said North Korea had missiles aimed at Japan and South Korea, the British newspaper The Independent said Tuesday.
Jenkins, 66, who now lives in Japan, said in an interview with the newspaper, "Close to my house was a mountain and Russia put missiles in there. Everybody knew that. Nobody goes up there or talks about it, but they're all aimed at Japan and South Korea."
...Jenkins now lives with Hitomi in her hometown on Sado Island, Niigata Prefecture. The British newspaper said he will apply for Japanese citizenship in July. ...more...

[[Note: Jenkins has only been one year in Japan and yet that unemployed, illiterate, alcoholic, ex-criminal gets J-citizenship. Arrrg.]]
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:18 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[The British newspaper said he will apply for Japanese citizenship in July. ...more...[[Note: Jenkins has only been one year in Japan and yet that unemployed, illiterate, alcoholic, ex-criminal gets J-citizenship. Arrrg.]]


Hey, you just listed all the prime requirements that the J-people look for in their token FGs. Jenkins has them all, plus most important, an ugly J-wife from Sado. He was a natural to be short listed for new J-guy of the year!
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Postby emperor » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:55 am

Gee, I thought achieving 2 or 1 kyuu and a smattering of other abilities would secure me a nice job and a permanent res card in J-land...
I guess Im better off with the defection route...

...screw you guys! Im off to Pyongyang for the next 40 years!
... wonder what I can wrangle if I supply Irish intelligence and state secrets (...or maybe I should just bring some Guinness and potatoes :D)
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:19 am

emperor wrote: Im off to Pyongyang for the next 40 years!
... wonder what I can wrangle if I supply Irish intelligence and state secrets (...or maybe I should just bring some Guinness and potatoes :D)


I called the Chosen Soren in reference to your pending defection and they recommended the Guinness and spuds. They also thought a case of Bushmills might enhance your profile! However, since you will be forced to live with one of one of Dear Leader's special select wenches and have sex on schedule a certain number of times a month, are you really ready for another Sado bijin like Comrade Jenkins? You might want to take another look at the pictures of that goat!
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Postby inthebubble » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:09 am

Why is this even news? Like the whole world doesn't already know that there are missles pointed this way from N. Korea?
Why would they let someone like him know that anyways. Methinks the guy is looking for attention?
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:13 pm

inthebubble wrote:Why is this even news? Like the whole world doesn't already know that there are missles pointed this way from N. Korea?
Why would they let someone like him know that anyways. Methinks the guy is looking for attention?


Attention for sales of his book! It is a bit of a shame he can't read it and can only look at the pictures!
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Please come to N. Korea

Postby Parallel38N » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:42 pm

gboothe wrote:I called the Chosen Soren in reference to your pending defection and they recommended the Guinness and spuds. They also thought a case of Bushmills might enhance your profile! However, since you will be forced to live with one of one of Dear Leader's special select wenches and have sex on schedule a certain number of times a month, are you really ready for another Sado bijin like Comrade Jenkins? You might want to take another look at the pictures of that goat!
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It common knowledge all North Korean women beautiful. Ugly ones go to South Korea.
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Here is bed-mate Dear Leader provided for Jenkins but he prefer Japan cow.
She so sad and lonely now!

You come to Blessed Land and Dear Leader provide you with good partner!

I promise.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:11 pm

Parallel38N wrote:It common knowledge all North Korean women beautiful. Ugly ones go to South Korea.
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Here is bed-mate Dear Leader provided for Jenkins but he prefer Japan cow.


He didn't really prefer the Japan cow, it's just with all the power outages, it kept blowing out the circuitry in Dear Leader's bed-mate! He ought to get her batteries instead of an AC plug.
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